#byelingual

[unepersonnelouche]

This sounded funnier in my head at 2am… (based on the bye-lingual joke, obviously)

[mattsmemes]

[dizzys-not-dead]

This country and the people in it took my Spanish speaking ability away from me from youth so I will do whatever I damn please with its stupid language, thank you.

[mitskilover4]

English is awful because what do you mean "Ti voglio bene" is translated to "I love you" just like "Ti amo" is? That's a whole different thing. Just create another word please.

[theglitteringtrio]

just re-read a fic that i wrote 3 months ago, not only am i horrified, but i am also confused because of 1. the sentences i wrote (dyslexia) and 2. the sentences that i wrote (non-native english speaker)

[blushyslushy]

Sure you will buddy

[ursolareclipse]

Nobody:

While writing my essay assignment, I wanted to cite a neuroscientist regarding the topic of the primitive brain in the age of screen but I forgot his name so I wrote Richard Cameron instead.

And I even wrote primitive as "primative".

[liifaan]

I kept misshearing the guy at the store so bad that he gave me a 5₪ discount 💔

he said something was 50₪ and I thought he said 5₪, I thought to myself 'wow okay great!' but then he repeated himself once I handed him a 20₪ bill, he told me there is a 25₪ kind so I took that and when I went to give him the 5₪ he was like "no it's okay man it's okay" 💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔 oh my God *kills myself* oh well!