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Relax
Where is my trope fic of post season 1 hiatus Colin hooking up with a guy on Grindr (a guy who is Dutch - and according to his own admission, absolutely hates football, worst sports ever, never seen a match, do you hate football too, that’s good, let’s absolutely hate football together - so minimum risk) and then, days later, being introduced to their new transfer player… oh hey, whoops. 😨
Option 1) they recognise each other
Option 2) Colin recognises ‘Peter’ but Jan doesn’t recognise him
Option 3) Jan recognises ‘John’ but Colin doesn’t recognise him
Option 4) they don’t recognise each other… UNTIL!
Crack, angst, smut, so much can fit into this bad boy.
Among The Thorns
“And by that, he means that he always let me take care of any kind of aggresive activitiy.”
“You’re good at it.”
Today I had an appointment that I have been waiting for over a year now for my son. I was quite anxious about it and it ended up being a disappointment. I specifically rang the child development centre asking whether my son needs to be present. They confirmed twice that he does so I notified the school back in July that my son would not be attending school today in the morning due to this appointment.....
Guess what he was not required to attend and the DR did not speak to my son. So it was a wasted day off school for him and a frustrating day for me!! I took him into school around lunch time and went for a swim. Very glad I took the day off as I had a feeling I would need it. I am also extremely grateful for The centre for autism and adhd a support group which I regularly attend. They have been my rock and have educated me so much on my son and his needs. It’s so important to reach out for support from people who understand what you are going through.
So here I am tonight going to do one of my IRPM modules to use my evening wisely now I have got over today’s distress. Looking forward to a trip away with a friend this weekend. Balance is so key 🔑
Here’s a comic that got requested by @malex-13 !!! (Sorry that Sam isn’t the one who sets the kitchen on fire, but ya know….I thought it’d be funny if Cas did it.)
Why not BOTH though, picture this: 5 times Roy and Colin are at the same gay bar fic.
First: Colin is new to London and new to Richmond team. Thinks he spots his scary grumpy captain with a group in the corner booth. Freaks out. Later convinces himself that there's no way because his scary captain would never smile like that.
Second: Roy thinks he sees Colin in the gay club, debates following the familiar figure and confronting him because if it is Colin then why the fuck is he at a gay bar clearly grinding against men when he's a premiere league player? Roy then decides not to do this cause a) he doesn't want Colin to think he's against it (he just wants to keep him safe from the press) and b) he's none of his business
Third: They physically bump into one another, Colin runs and Roy chases after him cursing both the player and his bad knee as he does so. He finds Colin and surprises him by helping him calm down and by being supportive. Colin still clearly feels weird about Roy knowing but is more than happy to take the other man up on his offer to get out of there and get a kebab. They talk more over food and Roy ends the night, glad to see colour having returned to Colins fave.
Fourth: The team wins an away match and Roy frowns when Colin makes his excuses not to go out with the team. It takes Roy a minute to realize why Colin isn't up to the team celebrations (especially when the taken members of the team are declaring that they're gonna be the best wingmen ever) but when he remembers, Roy decides not to tag along either (Keely's still in London anyway so it's not like he's letting anyone down). Roy catches up with Colin and tells him that they are going to find a gay bar and get him laid. Colin makes his signature confused face but rolls with it because he's happy and excited and wants to get laid. Him and Roy actually end up befriending some drag queens and have one of those incredible never forget nights and although Colin doesn't get laid, he does think that eating kebabs with drag queens and Roy at 3AM is equally as good.
Five: Colin and Roy meet in the gay bar once again and half way through the conversation, a blonde man wraps his arms around Colin from behind and rests his chin on Colins head. It takes Roy a minute to recognise the mystery man as Jan Maas and quietly curses when he realizes slowly that the two of them are like together-together. Colin teases Roy for this slow realisation after admitting he and Jan were doing a terrible job of hiding it and then Roy would likely try interrogat them and give Jan some warning about never hurting Colin.
It would have angst and fluff and Hugh hughmaas and a great brotp!
Anon. Nonnie. Can I call you Nonnie?
I don’t know who you are but I LOVE you. This is perfect. It’s like a full 3 course meals, starters and drinks included! It has EVERYTHING!!!
That part with kebabs at 3am is now my favourite thing Ted lasso and no one can take that away from me!