family game nights with the gods. percy refuses to play monopoly with hades bc as the god of riches percy is sure that hades is cheating to get more money than the fucking bank. he doesn't even know where it's coming from! he only plays like cheater versions of games with hermes bc hermes is always cheating anyway so he might as well try to win at cheating even if that's literally hermes's domain. he doesn't bother playing games with athena bc she always wins regardless. EXCEPT this one time he played chess with her and it was just this
apollo keeps trying to get on percy's team to flirt i mean bond with his favorite cousin and percy pretends he doesn't notice as he clings to artemis instead and begs to be on her team. she gloats. apollo pouts. game nights usually end up with a huge blow out fight where percy is accusing someone of cheating and turns to zeus as god of justice to determine the cheater and zeus never takes percy's side and percy knows he knows the other person is cheating, he's just being annoying to get under percy's skin.
percy insists hermes send hephaestus invitations to family game night every time but hermes keeps telling him that hephaestus said no and its not until like a couple of months in that he learns that hermes never delivered the invitations bc "he always says no anyways so what does it matter" and percy goes on strike and refuses to attend game night for like four months in favor of spending time with hephaestus in his forge. he even creates a new forge for hephaestus since he blew up his last one.
hi, could you do a leo valdez x fem!reader smut where she's distracting him while he's gaming (leo's got a secret gaming room in bunker 9). after a while, he gets annoyed and teases her while she's sitting on his lap. the leo valdez x fem!reader smut drought is killing me. </3
Ofc!
All Fun and Games
Leo Valdez x Reader
Warnings: smut, teasing, cock warming, penetrative sex, unprotected sex (please be safe irl, this is fictional), overstimulation, not proofread
Summary: You put Leo’s ADHD attention span to the ultimate test
You had originally been playing with Leo, but you had long since lost interest in the game. You didn’t quite understand how it worked and you tried to pay attention because it was something he liked to do, but every part of your brain told you that you could just learn tomorrow. You had a long day and to be completely honest, you were just far enough out from your period that your hormones were driving you insane. Leo was simply minding his business and existing right now, and all you wanted to do was ride him into next week.
You sat out of the next round and watched Leo concentrate on the game. He tugged his bottom lip between his teeth as he worked through the level and you thought you should probably take a cold shower and possibly visit a church for some holy water even though you were the daughter of a Greek God. But, it wasn’t your fault Leo was so damn hot. You inched your way closer and closer to Leo which he didn’t mind at all. Leo leaned into all of the love languages because he rarely got shown love growing up after his mother passed away, so any form of love was special to him, but physical touch was a big one for him. Leo wanted to constantly be touching you in some way, so he actually welcomed your body against his as he gamed without really looking up. Leo had never once pushed you away. Even when Leo was sick and miserable and didn’t want anyone near him, you were the exception, he always wanted you near, especially when he wasn’t feeling well. The game he was playing ended when his character died, which you thought was ironic. His break from a world of wars and battles was playing a character in a game doing the same stuff. Unfortunately for you, Leo helped save the real world so he was pretty damn good at saving the fake ones too. He was no where near the end though and you wanted him so badly.
“Leooo,” you whined burying your face in his shirt, “why are you so good at this?”
“Don’t worry, you’ll get the hang of it with practice, I’ll teach you.” Leo said, completely oblivious to how much you wanted him and what you had meant by that. You wanted him to be done.
You sighed and climbed onto his lap, wrapped your legs around his waist, and let your head rest on his shoulder. You knew he was really good at this and he deserved some down time after all of the hard work he did, so you would settle for holding him as close as humanely possible. Both of you had ADHD though so this was a test of both of your abilities to focus, but mostly Leo’s. After about a minute of not bothering him, you started playing with his curls and absentmindedly twirling individual curls around your fingers.
“Mi amor.” Leo warned, drawing in a sharp breath.
You grinned, realized what was happening. Your hands almost always went straight to Leo’s hair when things got heated and some of the loudest moans poured from his lips when you tugged on his curls.
“What’s wrong?” You teased tugging lightly on a few of his curls at the back of his head.
“Please,” Leo begged, “I’m going to get ambushed and die.”
“I know CPR.” You whispered brushing your lips across his forehead.
“Y/n!” Leo whined.
“Can’t you take a little break?”
“This game doesn’t pause, after this round.”
You sighed, but accepted that answer and behaved all of about thirty seconds before shifting to get more comfortable and gasping when you felt Leo’s zipper through the thin material of your panties since you wore a skirt. Slowly, you rocked your hips again, and again the zipper sent jolts of pleasure from your cunt to all of your nerves. The third time you rolled your hips Leo noticed and groaned. You felt him hardening beneath you and you grinned.
“Amor.”
“I need you so bad.” You murmured, “Please.”
Leo was frustrated, but he was still a human being and when a he had his hot girlfriend sitting on his lap pleading for his cock it only made his pants tighter. Leo hid his character in an abandoned building and turned to push you off his lap slightly. Leo quickly undid his pants and pushed his boxers out of the way just enough to free his cock that had already started dripping with precum.
“Take your panties off.” Leo ordered. You had never listened to an order quicker and soon your panties were thrown aside as Leo put his hands on your hips pulling your skirt up higher on your waist. “Now listen for once and sit on my cock.”
Leo’s tip pushed through your folds and slowly you began to lower yourself down until you were fully seated on his cock. You both moaned and after a few seconds you raised your hips up and sunk back down until his tip was pressed against your cervix again filling you so well you wanted to cry. You were going to repeat the action and pick up your pace when Leo’s hands on your hips stopped you.
“Ah—uh,” Leo scolded, “you get a taste of what it will feel like if you’re a good girl, but for now you will sit on my cock and you won’t move until I finish up this round and tell you that you can move.”
“But Leo—“
“Shh,” Leo said giving you one singular rough thrust, “if you’re a good girl and I don’t die because of you, I’ll flip us over and fuck that pretty little cunt into the mattress so hard you’ll forget what it feels like to not have me buried inside of you. Now behave.”
His words only made you want him more, but you didn’t dare move as he resumed his game, desperately wanting him to keep up his end of the deal. As he played, if his body tensed, you felt his cock twitch and he felt your cunt squeeze in response leading to stifled moans from both of you. Leo had less of an attention span than most demigods, but he seemed to become razor focused when it came to teasing you.
Just when you were starting to accept your fate and relax into his arms, Leo gave one singular rough thrust. You gasped and dug your nails into his biceps with a loud whine as he laughed.
“You’re a dick.” You growled, using all of your self control to keep yourself from just letting him die in his game and riding him until he was a moaning mess beneath you.
“I thought you loved my dick, amor, but if that’s not what you want I can take it back—“
“Move and I’ll have Harley and Nyssa help me super glue your Snap On tools to the floor.” You hissed.
Leo faked hurt and laughed as he went back to his game. Finally after what felt like centuries in the deepest pit of Tartarus, the game ended. Before you could even think about moving he grabbed your hips and pulled you off of him.
“Leo Valdez!” You hissed, frustrated with the sudden feeling of emptiness.
“Patience, amor.”
Leo slowly pushed you to lie down on the bed and pushed your skirt farther up on your waist. Leo took his sweet time pushing your knees apart and slotting himself between your legs. As he kissed you, you could feel his cock brushing your inner thighs, still wet with your arousal. His hands were warm and roamed your body hungrily, knowing exactly where to linger, squeeze, and caress to make you sigh. Finally, with your legs wrapped around his waist and he slid back into your dripping cunt.
“You were made for me, amor.” Leo groaned as he pushed deeper and deeper.
“Maybe you should have realized that fifteen minutes ago.” You grumbled.
“I’ll make it up to you, amor.” Leo said grinning as he pinned your wrists above your head.
Before you could come up with some sort of remark, Leo pulled almost all of the way back out and snapped his hips right back into yours. You pressed your head back into the pillow and moaned as your fingers desperately scratched at his back. Leo placed sloppy kisses everywhere his lips could reach as he kept up his brutal pace. If you weren’t so distracted by the feeling of his cock stretching you out and his tip probably bruising your cervix at this point you probably would’ve noticed the absolutely sinful noises. The sound of skin slapping, your wet cunt, and your moans that seemed to answer each other and get more desperate with every thrust filled the room. He was trying to maintain some semblance of total dominance, but he was practically whimpering at the feeling of you squeezing him. Leo dipped his face to rest in the crook of your neck where he attached his lips to your skin and whimpered. You let one hand tangle itself in his curls and tugged gently.
Warmth was pooling in your abdomen and it felt as if a rubber band was about to snap, you were so so so close and Leo knew it. Leo reached between your bodies and used his calloused thumb to circle your clit.
“Are you finally going to be a good girl and cum for me sweet girl?” Leo asked, voice low and husky.
“Please.” You moaned, not sure what you were even pleading for.
It wasn’t much longer before pleasure burned through every single nerve in your body. Leo didn’t stop though, he kept up his pace and only slowed down when you started getting overstimulated. Tears of pleasure and overstimulation streamed down your face. Leo slowed down, but he didn’t stop. He just slowly rutted his hips into yours and the pleasure was almost too much. Both of your hands grabbed Leo’s curls and you pulled his face to yours. You kissed him sloppily, barely able to concentrate.
“Pretty girl.” Leo whispered.
He was so deep and going so slow that you felt the pleasure in your very core and spine. Leo held you close to him and repeatedly told you how much he loved you.
“Oh, fuck.” You groaned letting your head fall back.
Leo took the opportunity to graze his teeth along your throat and smooth over the little bites with his tongue.
“I—I’m going to cum again.” You said, arching your back impossibly higher off the mattress.
“Let go, I’m right behind you.”
You finished for the second time and every feeling was more elevated than before. The feeling of him finishing with you was something you never wanted to lose.
“Good girl.” Leo whispered, thrusting a few more times to push his cum even deeper inside of you.
When both of you were finally coming back into reality, Leo stopped rutting his hips into yours, but he did not pull out. Instead, he collapsed on top of you putting most of his weight on you. He peppered kisses all over your face and whispered soft praises.
“I need to distract you from your games more often.” You finally sighed.
When Leo just fucking KNOWS how to fly a helicopter. He like puts a hand on it and can instantly recite the make and model, knows it’s top speed and altitude and how much fuel it has left. And then he fucking flies it. He’s 15, untrained, and unlicensed, and he’s flying a helicopter. Has anyone talked about how Hephaestus kids are seriously OP?
I think hephaestus kids should be immune to the "technological devices" thing cos. Like seriously. I understand why Rick uses it in the books, but I DON'T like it in practice. Can the monsters, like, detect when a demigod is using a t-mobile hotspot?? What??
Also I think it's funnier if the other cabins (especially year-rounders) pull up to the hephaestus cabin like
"... can you go grab your laptop."
"I'm not going to play wordle for you."
"That is NOT what this is about!"
"What's it about then?"
"... wordle. PLEASE you're the only one who can use tech without dying."
"I don't want to play telephone between you and new York times. You can subscribe to the physical newspaper if it matters that much to you."
Hephaestus doesn't interact with his children because he doesn't understand humans but the bastard understands humans enough to sleep with all the baddies???
one order of percy and his godly family actually being family please? yes—family game nights and hermes cheating at monopoly. yes—family dinners that start awkward until the tension breaks and percy, hermes, apollo, dionysus, and artemis are all performing a dance they made up together. yes—percy standing at the threshold of ares’s temple and mockingly repeating “i’m not in your room, i’m not in your room, i’m not in your room” until ares chases him around olympus. yes—percy gardening with demeter and persephone and acting mature in front of demeter then smearing mud on persephone’s dress when she looks away. yes—percy spending time with hephaestus in his forges and bonding in silence. ye-
The gods from riordanverse get their power from two things right?
1.from the worship, beliefs and even fear from the mortals
2.how influent and powerful their dominions are in the world
If thats the case shouldnt hephaestus, ares, hermes, athena, dionysus be getting more and more powerful
Hephaestus: technology and machines are basically integrated in every aspect of the world especially in USA
Athena and Ares: the same thing war has becoming more and more dangerous and more wars had been happening
Aphrodite: beauty has become something more and more dicussed and more seek, people literaly giving their lifes and health just to be loved and look pretty
Hermes: traveling and comunication methods had been inproving alot: the internet, more and more technological cars,planes, trains and etc
Dionysus: more people becoming addicted to alcohol, and more alcoholic beer and drinks being created, people partying more, mental health neglection causing more and more madness
And also following this logic shouldnt zeus, poseidon, hera and demeter getting weaker
Zeus: the air getting more and more polluted and the gods getting more rebel
Poseidon: the sea getting polluted too and the sea life getting harmed
Demeter : the same thing, crop getting poisoned, animals being killed or suffering from pollution and other things
Hera: families being torn apart, mother losing their kids, or abusing them, more divorces happening (which is not necessarily bad, but for her it is), the gods also getting more rebel
Poseidon 100% just pops up in a fish tank or glass of water or something in his small size to Percy sometimes. Nearly scaring the daylights out of him. Though typically Poseidon prefers to be bigger... especially cause he can hold Percy and Tyson easier like that jdgdg
"Dad-im almost grown, you seriously don't have to hold me like this-"
Triton just over to the side like "Trust me dude, I'm centuries old and he still does it. Don't waste your breath."
Tyson's having a great time!
Hermes actually trying to father and popping up out of nowhere and nearly scaring Chris half to death. Pouting when Chris really wants nothing to do with him, but ends up going along with it anyways when Hermes keeps pouting.
The Stolls are too likely to tease their dad if he's small. But Hermes will pick them and Chris up and try to put them in some nest/bed or something like a broody hawk.
George and Martha grow with him too btw. Your godly dad being much bigger than you is one thing. His snakes? Whole other ball game.
Also, imagine just the image of giant size Hephaestus awkwardly holding one of his kids. Just trying so hard to be careful cause they're fragile.
Meanwhile Zeus over there hitting his across a whole ocean ffsfd
Apollo kids find their dad snuggled up next to them in small form like a Lil mouse.
Apollo definitely goes into broody mode more than anyone. You even glance his kids way he will give you the black plague. One of his sacred animals is a swan. Good luck if you cross him why broody. His poor kids are so confused. It took everything to convince him to let them back to camp to work after the titan war gdgdf
