#cacophonix

[rookstarmeow]

cacophonix no.1 fan till the day i die

[lightpinkbirb]

[stupidjewishwhiteboy]

Has anyone ever played a D&D campaign with a bard modeled after Cacophonix from Asterix?

[alisterix]

same energy lmao

[the-ultimate-chaos-bringer]

Okay so I'm currently obsessed with these little gaul guys, so I'm gonna infodump some headcanons onto y'all whether you like it or not. (haha sorry not sorry)

Asterix and Obelix had never actually labeled their relationship, but it is a very well known in their village, that they're partners™, don't do basically anything without each other and anyone who would try to get in between of them would experience how stupid idea was that pretty intensely

Obelix, eventhough he's bigger and strangers tend to assume he's also very dominant, likes to let Asterix take the lead. It's not just because he knows how much his smaller significant other likes it, but he also admires his leading skills.

Both, Asterix and Obelix can cook, but Asterix almost never does it, because the routine of it bothers him more than anything (the same goes with cleaning and shopping). On the other hand, Obelix enjoys the whole process and likes to observe how people like the meals he prepared. He also bakes.

Falbala (Panacea) knows about Obelix's crush on her (and honestly thinks it's sweet), but also knows it's just platonic (Asterix would throw hands if it wasn't!) and is fully ok with it.

Cacofonix (Assurancetourix) is The Gay of the village and everyone knows it, no question asked. He and Asterix are practically two sides of one coin and they fully respect & support each other.

Getafix (Panoramix) can make "trans" potion - which gives you basically gender affirming surgery. (Only can't make you taller/shorter.)

[morte-a-elle-meme]

Astérix: Le Menhir d'Or - La bagarre (extrait) ANIMATIQUE

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HERE IT IS IT TOOK SO LONG OH MY GOD

I’ve made another animatic based on The Golden Menhir, an old Asterix audio story. Hope you like it!

[alisterix]

Now my question is. Does Cacophonix's reputation as the ultimate gaylord precede him. Does anyone outside of the village know him as Mr. Gay. Is he like Lil Nas X where gays all around the. Area. Look up to him as the gay icon that he is.

Thank you kindly, I LOVE getting asks from you cause they are a perfect excuse for me to draw Cacofonix, and if there's one thing in this fandom I love drawing as much as Gaylois, it's Cacofonix. Here's a little comic inspired by your question since I can't help myself:

I can easily imagine Cacofonix on a big trip, having fun and indulging all of the opportunities and glamour of city life, making friends (lovers? possibly? 😳) easily, courtesy of his charismatic and pleasant demeanor (at least as long as he doesn't try to sing). People obviously aren't fans of his musical talent, or rather a lack thereof, but whenever a stranger happens to recognize him and call him by name he tends to immediately jump to that conclusion and brag about it to his fellow village folks, who clearly aren't buying it, lmao. Admittedly, at the end of the day, being appreciated and recognized for being entertaining, pretty and gay rather than for your art is not the worst position to be in, so he does take it for what it is, though not without a healthy dose of fussing about constantly, no matter where he goes, being "strangely surrounded by people who don't seem to understand art".

Funny that you mention Lil Nas X cause I just made a playlist with my favourite bardcore covers in honor of Cacofonix the Ultimate Gaylord™ and Montero is the first song on it.

[the-ultimate-chaos-bringer]

Cacofonix my beloved, I hope you know you're my brand new obsession <3.