#caesar tag

[caesxr]

caesar thought the first triumvirate was going to be a polycule situation and then got too embarrassed to back out once he realised it was in fact an informal political alliance

[icannotgetoverbirds]

caesar tag: like regular tag but in reverse. the person who's it gets hunted by a pack, and whoever tags them hands over their "knife" (ideas for knives include: pool noodles, paintball guns, water guns filled with dyed water, dyed water balloons or water balloons filled with paint) and becomes it, aka caesar. win condition ideas: whoever has the most paint/dye on them is crowned caesar while whoever has the least is crowned brutus. perhaps these two wear a get along t shirt for the rest of the ides of march party (this would take place at an ides of march party of course), or other such silly goofy ideas. alternatively, whoever is still it by the time the game ends is crowned caesar and everyone tackles them all at once to beat the shit out of them with pool noodles. another possible win condition is that once someone has been it 23 times, they are crowned caesar.

idk i like spitballing new holiday ideas and the ides of march is ripe for the picking.

[romanconcrete]

cicero phil 1.15.1, in latin and tr. c. d. yonge || coin of sepulius macer bearing the legend: CAESAR DICT[ATOR] PERPETUO || gotoff, 2002, 220 || brutus 252, tr. e. jones || dyer, 1990, 19 || gotoff, 2002, 221

caesar dbg 3.10 tr w. s. bohn

[bloodgoddarlin]

The Piglin Crew (and various Technos) as NSFW links 

Notes: @squishycheekanon​ did this with her Techno’s recently, and I kept thinking of the Piglin Crew as I scrolled through/watched the vids she linked, so here we are. hope you guys enjoy. 

Disclaimer: As if it wasn’t obvious, this post is 18+. Minors DNI.

Content Warnings: RL Porn

OCs:

Titus Valerius: Titus had intended to relax and catch up on some reading tonight, but... you had other plans for him.

Magnus Valerius: Magnus had had a very long day. He can’t keep up with these polital shenanigans anymore... luckily, he gets to come to you on days like these, and get a much-needed distraction. 

Caesar Emperor: You had really been trying his patience lately. Good thing Caesar knows how to put you in your place.

Brutus Emperor: You and Brutus try out binding for the first time. 

Io Ethos: Honestly you really just like laying with him like this.

Lucius Flown: You and Lucius decide to have a little fun. 

Blood God: You’ve been a very loyal acolyte recently, so your god decides to give you a little reward. 

Persephone Floral: You and your piglin girlfriend spend some quality time together on a nice, summer day. 

Zeus Lighting: You had been teasing him all day long. Now, Zeus was more than ready to give you your due. 

Techno’s: 

Hades Bladesmith (Polycule AU Techno): Technically, he had a Syndicate meeting to go to in a few minutes, but... well. Not like that’s going to stop him.

Supervillian!Techno: He had been out all day doing a heist, so of course, as soon as he got home, he dragged you right upstairs. 

OSMP!Techno/Bunnyblade: Techno has been a very good bun today, so you give him a little reward for his efforts. 

Young!Techno/Pre-DSMP!Techno: He was still new to this whole “intimacy” thing, but luckily, the young solider seems like he’s a fast leaner. 

THR!Techno: After a long day of dealing with the royals, Sir Technoblade needs to work off some steam... good thing his pretty little wife is always ready and willing to help him. 

Floran!Techno: You and your flower boy have some alone time. 

[salmoniidae]

Caesar!! He's an awful malewife with a mad scientist gig on the side

[phasel0ck]

good evening bisexuals

[awsteb]

i see a caecae i floor it

[1aurel]

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