#cam why

[a-little-bisexual-moron]

Bro tell me why my brother just texted me to say he’s “going into the wilderness for an unspecified period of time to build a cabin”

[whalecurse-blog]

" lmao gay "

   ❛   crown me KING of the homosexuals.   ❜   you heard it here folks  ‚  he is the gayest.

[empirekrage]

[arden-n-fronds]

@caffeinatedtrolls Just had my boyfriend come over to my computer because I kept hacking into caffies secret tumblr pages I am now a sad hacker

[whoviarch]

Finally finished my High Rollers catch up, in time for the stream today (???) (tomorrow(???)) (((fcuk timezones)))

And ohmy gosh Cam you reckless, broken puppy WHY EVANDRA NO I JUST MY HEART IS BREAKING FOR YOU #ripDimitriv #youpoorman

[xukies]

DO YOU EVER FIND A CINNAMON ROLL SO PRECIOUS THAT THEY NEED PROTECTION AT ALL COSTS

EXCEPT YOU DONT KNOW ANYONE ELSE WHO’S READ THE GOD DAMMED BOOK SO YOURE ALL ALONE WITH YOUR FEELINGS FOR SAID CINNAMON ROLL

THATS HOW I FEEL RN

HELP

[testosteronetuesdays]

get to know you uncomfortably well: all odd numbers? :3

1. What is you middle name?

Victoria~

3. What is your birthday?

18th of November 

5. What is your favorite color?

Purple and blue (you can’t make me choose i don’t cuuur)

7. Do you have any pets?

I have 4 cats, 4 human children and 1 chocolate craving mouse called martin freemouse

9. How tall are you?

5”6 ish

11. How many pairs of shoes do you own?

13 pairs but only 5 that i could actually wear on a daily basis

13. What talents do you have?

all of them.

I can draw, i’m good at comebacks on the spot. I can debate. i like to think i can sing and write. i know one of my friends said i was funny once…

15. Favorite song?

uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh…

i’m kind of fond of twin sized mattress right now and every other freckle also that one by hoizer, take me to church.

17. Who would be your ideal partner?

right now i think i’d just like someone who’d be willing to put up with all my emotional crap and likes to cuddle and maybe kiss a little idk. you also have to know how to hide a body if we are going to be partners or at least drive the car and keep a secret. 

19. Do you want a church wedding?

I don’t even know if i want a wedding, but i guess if i did it’d have to be old as heckle so it’s super pretty and also the guests can look at the walls and be entertained so no one sees me kiss said marriage person because i’m an easily embarrassed little troll or if my partner is of a different religion and they actually practice i’d want it to be there. otherwise i’d want it to be outside or in an observatory or conservatory or something. 

21. Have you ever been to the hospital?

yeah both as a guest, the designated healthy person and the patient. the maternity ward is the better ward in my opinion mainly because its mainly happy stuff there.

23. Have you ever met any celebrities?

I saw billy joe from greenday wander out of a theater in nyc in only his undies, a cowboy hat and boots while waiting to promote American Idiot on it’s last day on broadway while i was in line for phantom of the opera. Does that count ?

25. What color socks are you wearing?

none currently but earlier i had rainbow flavour on.

27. Would you like to be a big celebrity?

depends on what for and when. 

Posthumously for something awesome i did that changed the world. yes.

I can act really well. Doubtful but it would be fun. 

I ran into a post while singing show tunes while dressed in a historically accurate napoleonic era french general costume and it went viral. ehhhhhhh…

29. Have you ever been skinny dipping?

Does my bathtub count ?

31. What position do you usually sleep in?

On my side or tummy facing my door. 

33. What do you typically have for breakfast?

fear and nails, but usually nothing.

35. Have you ever tried archery?

yes. I felt like a wood elf. I hit myself with the bowstring. It was awesome. 

37. Favorite swear word?

I see what you are doing here.

It will not work.

I won’t swear. 

(it’s the eff word)

39. Do you have any scars?

yessssss. one on my knee from when i was little and fell off of something, it looks like bacon fat. another on my elbow that i got from when i fell off of a bike at church camp, it looks like a cross.

41. Are you a good liar?

only when other people are on the line or it’s something serious. otherwise i blush and giggle so hard about silly secrets and the like. 

43. Can you do any other accents other than your own?

yes. my english one is apparently good, i can also do a french one but i don’t think it counts because i was learning the language. My chinese one is horrible, just ask my mandarin teachers. also i’m not sure where my Bajan accent stands because i adopt it when i get angry or really excited. Like everyone else in my family

45. What is your favorite accent?

Anything sounding melodic honestly, maybe a caribbean one though because it can shift from mood to mood and it’s such a mix of different cultures. 

47. What is your most expensive piece of clothing?

that i bought (or my family did) probably my boots (that broke and i’m so mad) they were about $110. that i got for free probably my Sari that my mom’s friend gave me for my aunt and uncles wedding, it’s pre made and super pretty and i hear they can get kind of expensive. forever grateful for it though, i didn’t have to have anyone i just met teach me how to put it on while we all stood around in our underwear. I still learned but that awkwardness was avoided. 

49. Are you an innie or an outie?

innie. super innie. it’s like a black hole. 

51. Are you scared of spiders?

nah. I think they are cute and i was told they bring good luck as a child. 

53. Favorite foreign food?

currently all the indian food sitting in my fridge. but maybe plantain. Not sure if it counts though since it’s foreign here but not to my family. 

55. Most used phrased?

fair enough. or so small children have told me. to which i responded fair enough. 

57. How long does it take for you to get ready?

about 15 minutes usually. most of it is trying to remember where i left my house key though.

59. Do you suck or bite lollipops?

suck.

;D

61. Do you sing to yourself?

alllllllllll. the. tiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiime.

63. Biggest Fear?

rabbits and failure. 

65. Best dramatic movie you’ve seen?

either les mis or enemy.

67. Can you name all 50 states of America?

probably…

i think one of them is terror.

69. Extrovert or Introvert?

introvert. omg introvert. 

71. What makes you nervous?

talking to people i don’t know or i do know and i don’t have a good repertoire with them or i don’t know how i stand with them. 

73. Do you correct people when they make mistakes?

depends on who it is and what mistake they made. 

75. Have you ever started a rumor?

no but i did perpetuate the rumor that i was gay and the rumor that i was straight simultaneously during my last 2 months of highschool because i thought it would be hilarious, and it was.

77. Have you ever drank underage?

yeah. the day before my birthday. with my parents. because it would be amusing. 

79. Who was your first real crush?

a boy named daniel who asked me if i would go out with someone who liked me. i was in grade 5. then i realized i liked him after i said no. it lasted a week or 2 i think and then i felt nothing for the next 5 years or so.

81. Can you roll your Rs?”

yea~

83. How fast can you run?

i’d like to think pretty fast.

85. What color is your eyes?

brown. 

87. Do you keep a journal?

only when i’m angry.

89. Do you like your age?

20 is a good age but it also sucks because i have to figure everything out and i’m 20. 

91. Do you like your own name?

it’s ok. I don’t really feel like i fit into my last name though. 

93. Do you want a boy a girl for a child?

when did i agree to have children ? or let them only be a boy or a girl for that matter ? I don’t really care as long as they don’t ?

95. What are your weaknesses?

food. I would kill a person for food. 

…

and my siblings too. i guess. 

97. Were your ancestors royalty?

haha. ha. haha. 

slavery. 

i have no idea they could have been at some point. 

99. Color of your bedspread?

PAISLIES !

[absol-used-thief]

My bf: Its a real good thing cockatiels aren't pokemon.

My bf: Can you imagine it?

My bf: "Cock cock coCKATIEL!"

Me: Cam no