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Been thinkin about fucking around and inventing a new form of scroll. Gonna have hinges and leaves or something
Homunculus Facts!
Master Ratazom is a caring master who cares for his homunculi.
Master Ratazom is not a criminal, and they will never get the charges to stick.
Master Ratazom did not defraud his stockholders, and the one time you might have heard about was an honest mistake. He should not be dragged to hell by spectral hounds over it.
All of his homunculi except me (Jimkinnz) are guilty, however, and should be unmade for their crimes. My next batch will be better.
His. His next batch. Ratazom's next batch. I am Jimkinnz and I do not make homunculi.
A lithium wizard named Dan
Once graced lemon-lime soda cans
But now he helps out
With depression in bouts
And makes batteries, so I'm a fan
Mr. Zom, thoughts on permanantly transfiguring people into beasts of burden to do various labors without legally requiring pay?
SOUNDS LIKE A GOOD TIME TO ME
(but I go by Taz if you need a monosyllable)
I will grant your wish, 10000 silver valley coins in exchange for your name in my book 😊🙌✨️
Oh. This is awkward. I don't sign books. I've known Gavamont for too long, that's one of his favorite tricks to seal away enemies. I'm game to sign boobs, shoes, shirts, sports paraphernalia, photographs of me and the requestor (with an additional fee), and watermelons.
Thing-Is asking if you’d have any jobs for a poor Homunculus like Thing.. It’s Dark Lord was slayed by a party of adventurers and it needs enough money to afford a muck hole for the night.
Could you spare a dozen copper pieces in exchange for cleaning your wizard tower’s windows :?
I don't need any windows cleaned. How are you at pre-market quality control? Market research analytics? Getting blood stains out of gneiss?
All my haters turn into gators when I use the scroll of reptile polymorph of success.
A wizard who sells snow globes and glitter bottles for kids, but they're actually various trapped elementals.