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Dave: *plunges hand into water, pulls out a live lobster, and holds it up to his ear like a phone*

Dave: hello?

Karkat: DAVE, WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU-

Feferi through the lobster: O)(, )(i Dave! Is Karcrab t)(ere?

Dave: yeah hes here

Dave: yo karkat its for you

Karkat: ...

#source: tumblr user @mundanesalad #the best part is this has to take place after feferi is long dead #so not only is it a lobster phone #its a lobster GHOST phone #<===#SJHFJFJFJDJSKFHSJSKJFBEJSHGDJJD #homestuck #incorrect homestuck quotes #submission #capitalistleviathan #mod roxy #dave strider #karkat vantas #feferi peixes

ROSE: Kanaya, I'm afraid you've misheard our daughter. Vriska actually says there's a mobster under her bed.

//muffled voices from under the bed

SPADES SLICK: eyyyyy pally whats da big idea

DIAMONDS DROOG: Turn out dat light. I'm sleepin' 'ere.

CLUBS DEUCE: BADA BING BADA BOOM!

HEARTS BOXCARS: ...FUGGEDABOUT IT...

CURRENT golgothasTerror [CGT] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.

CGT: Its really frustrating how you have to wait like 2 weeks before you can drink milk after you buy it. I know you have to wait for the date on the bottle but like why cant the store just sell the milk thats ready?

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#source: @liquidstar #JAKE NO #first john with the bread. now jake with the milk #this family trully has problems with expired food #but at least every-fucking-one is here to contronthim for eating that #homestuck #incorrect homestuck quotes #submission #capitalistleviathan #mod saffron #jake english #dirk strider #roxy lalonde #jane crocker #dave strider #rose lalonde #jade harley #john egbert #equius zahhak

Dave: why does his honorable tyranny, the largest legislacerator, not simply eat the other legislacerators

Terezi: OH B3L13V3 M3, H3 TR13S

#source: futurama #<=== KJSJDJDJDJJFJDHFFJFFFJJSJDKDJDJDJDKSKSKSK #thank u #homestuck #incorrect homestuck quotes #submission #capitalistleviathan #mod roxy #dave strider #terezi pyrope #his honorable tyranny

VRISKA: People tell me that I have a unique way of lighting up a room.

TEREZI: 1TS C4LL3D 4RSON 4ND THOS3 P3OPL3 4R3 C4LL3D W1TN3SS3S

#source: @Only_Fast_Eddie on twitter #<=== HGFSJKLJGHFKLFJHGFKLFJHGFKSL i love vriska sm #hgdsjghdkjalgjkhkgdjklsdjhdjjghjdlkgj #thank u so much #homestuck #incorrect homestuck quotes #submission #capitalistleviathan #mod roxy #vriska serket #terezi pyrope

Roxy: *playing a video game*

Roxy: june i want… A KISS ;)

June: fuck yeah!

June: *peppers roxy’s face with kisses*

Roxy: okay dats enough my video game loaded i don need you anymore

#source: my gf #what they dont tell you about having a gamer gf :'(#<=== this is adorble #mutualz do this #june is so good adn prety i love her #homestuck #incorrect homestuck quotes #submission #capitalistleviathan #roxy lalonde #june egbert #john egbert #mod roxy #juneroxy #johnroxy

JANE: So what do you think of the new Crockercorp promotion: #SayItWithDonuts!

JUNE: i like it! hey, you know what i like to say with donuts?

JANE: What?

JUNE: oooooooo!

JANE: ...

JANE: *Collapses onto the floor, wheezing and laughing*

JANE: YOU DUMB PIECE OF SHIT!!! I CAN'T BELIEVE WE SHARE GENETIC MATERIAL!!! YOU MAKE ME SO ANGRY!!!

JANE: *Rolling on the floor, laughing*

JANE: I HATE YOUR GUTS!!!

#source: mbmbam #the world needs more positive jane/june interactions #<== IVE SEEN THSI QUOTE B4 but w diff characters adni thimk weve all decded that travis in that moment is channelign egbert energeys #also we need more june content period im lobe her sm??#homestuck #incorrect homestuck quotes #submission #capitalistleviathan #mod roxy #jane crocker #june egbert #john egbert

CALIBORN: *OPENS ANOTHER FORTuNE COOKIE.*

CALIBORN: "YOu WILL DIE ALONE AND AFRAID. KNOWING NOT A SINGLE LIVING BEING EVER LOVED YOu."

CALIBORN: IT IS WEIRD. I KEEP GETTING THE SAME ONE.

#source: mst3k #i know this would upset so many other characters but like #caliborn? hes like ''hm.'' and just tosses it over his shoulder #''GAMZEE. COME HERE. WHY DO I KEEP GETTING THE SAME COOKIE.''#''I dUnNo Mf'Er MaYbE tHeY'rE gOnNa CoMe TrUe? LiKe A sIgN''#''OH. uNFORTuNATE. ANYWAY''#homestuck #incorrect homestuck quotes #submission #capitalistleviathan #mod dave #caliborn

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