#captain assmerica

[transexualpirate]

why did they give that old man such an insanely slutty ass waist and shoulders ratio if they wanted him to be normal

[aestheticallyahoe]

A+ design ideas for my PowerPoint...

[daybreak96]

Endgame stars identify each others body parts

Scarlett’s “That’s an ass!”

And Chris’s “That’s my touché”

Need to be made into gifs immediately!!!!

[stupidmarvelconversations]

Bucky, how would you describe Steve?

Smartass, badass, dumbass, great ass

[crazyunsexycool]

Happy Fourth of July! 🫡🫡🫡🫡

[orangeskied]

The feels & chills 😍😍😍😍😭😭😭😭😍😍😍😍

[nobodys-baby-now]

My tag for all my Captain America shit is "captain assmerica" and I feel so stupid but at the same time I'm too lazy to go back and change it at this point

[datahss]