#stupidmarvelconversations

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Baba Yaga needs to be the next Marvel villain in a movie starring Luis, Kurt, and Dave

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Has Wanda ever told someone “yeah, my boyfriend is really handsome, he’s like a vision”

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how many times do you think Steve has tripped over his shield in the middle of the night?

I feel like the Avenger’s resident pranksters have been leaning it on his bedroom door while he’s asleep so he stumbles over it blindly on his way to the kitchen at 2 am

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Bucky, staring at a smashed plum on the ground: my one true love has died. there goes my will to live. I’ll never be happy again. Steve: Bucky, there’s six more plums in the bag and another fourteen in the fridge. Chill.

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Avengers + musicals continued

Bucky said The Band’s Visit is his favorite solely because of a few lines from Welcome To Nowhere. He claims that if you changed “sand hill” to “landfill” you’d be describing his childhood apartment.

Tony tried to give Steve and Bucky two tickets to Frozen. Bucky nearly ripped them up and flushed them down the toilet before Steve suggested giving them to Wanda instead. She said it was a good musical, and even Vision liked it.

Loki may have locked Bucky and Nat in a room together and made them listen to Natasha, Pierre, and the Great Comet of 1812. They’re interested but also very lost, because even superior Russian skills don’t help them follow the plot.

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A conversation that’s definitely happened between Steve and Bucky:

“Bucky, you need a hobby. You can’t just sit around all day!”

“I have a hobby, Steve! A good hobby!”

“Pranking Sam doesn’t count.”

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Come on, Marvel, give the people what they want!

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my sister is having a bake sale today and it made me wonder if Peter, MJ, Ned, and Shuri have ever had a bake sale to buy some LEGOs or a robot or something