Weirdly specific incidents, also these ideas come to me in a dream
Din once ate shit up the steps and slammed his helmet so hard on the rocks he gave himself a concussion
Paz once slipped DOWN the steps and dislocated his hip, he popped it back in and told nobody till it was torn out of him by Din
Cobb once fell off a building and stood up and immediately went to go get a drink
Boba once slipped right between the holes of the rancor bars and his legs looked like /-\ because of where he hit the bar (sorry bobas dick) and he laid in his bed all night in a ball trying not to cry
Fennec has never fucked up in her entire life and I love her
Grogu once toppled down the steps at the Jedi temple because he tripped over his robes
Ragnar gets eaten by every animal in existence I hope he’s ok
Peli got hit in the face with a wrench by a droid and she stood there before walking off to go get a drink
Luke once tried force jumping and landed in a pit of mud and laid there for an hour before getting up to move
Leia ate shit over her robes while practicing what she would say if Vader caught her and she laid on the floor until Bail came in and picked her up
Anakin does a lot of shit in his day to day that should be embarrassing but once back on Tatooine he fell out of the window of the first floor of his house and folded like a lawn chair, he cried so hard that the neighbors came out to ask if he was ok and Shmi told them to ignore him bc he did it to himself and would calm down when he was ready
Padme stabbed herself in the eye with a Bobby pin six times during one hair style before sitting there and staring at herself in the mirror for almost an hour before she went back to bed
Obi wan once slammed his face into the butt end of his light saber when he was a padawan and he still has the scar between his eyes
Jango shot himself in the foot one time on Kamino because he let Baby Boba hold the blaster and forgot it was on and Baby Boba obviously pulled the trigger not knowing what it did, Jango blamed himself fully and Baby Boba laughed at his dad so hard he threw up and then Jango had to deal with that
Jaster slammed his knee so hard into a table that he had to get down on his knees and put his head to the floor for a minute, it turns out he had managed to dislocate it somehow
Here are some individual clones because ik they all have unique experiences
Wolffe once bit the inside of his mouth so hard that Plo thought someone punched him but in reality he had just hit his head jumping off his bunk bed
Fox once went face first down a brick wall he was climbing over to catch a criminal and landed on his nose and he just rolled over and got up and didn’t mention it
Cody stabbed himself with his pencil once and still has the scar on his had that’s black from the graphite, it was an accident and he missed the table when playing five finger fillet
Crosshair has gotten a splitter on his tongue from the toothpicks
Rex once toppled over a waist hight fence because he wasn’t paying attention
