Okay I'm working so many hours cause its play season and the only thing thats getting me through is imagining Captain Ilya and Boston's number pne draft pick rookie Shane. Ilya agreeing to billet Shane and then regretting it because now he's got a sexy little rookie always hanging around giving him these fucking looks with his big brown baby cow eyes. Ilya can just tell that he wants it bad but does not know what to do about it. Ilya knows what to do about it but thats also his little baby rookie who he just got to stop calling him sir like 2 weeks ago. How long does it take till ilya breaks?
I see the words 'Captain Ilya' and 'rookie Shane' and I start grinning like the Grinch meme.
And, honestly? An Ilya who had to grow up as the undisputed number 1 champion of the NHL, with no one to challenge him, to make him better? An Ilya who never had Shane as a tempering influence over his wilder part boy days? Who had to go through losing his father and cutting off his family mostly alone? I think he'd be faaaaar from well adjusted, and I think that means he'd be EASILY tempted by the thought of corrupting the little rising star's innocence. And honestly, the kid's so obvious, he's lucky Ilya's the one he's crushing on - Ilya can show the kid the ropes, give him a good time before he drops him. Ilya would be doing him a favour by popping his gay cherry for him, honestly - there are a lot worse options out there. Ilya can at least teach the kid to be a little more discreet.
And then of course jaded, older, retired-fuck boy Ilya falls ass over teakettle in love with this earnest, eager, brilliant boy who's living in his house and breathing life into his on ice gameplay and making them soar through the playoffs and who wants to be good for him so sOoOo baaaad~












