#captain rambles

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netflix voltron icons

[captain-tch]

so yesterday i was a big girl and told my parents i am a big fat raging lesbian and its only today i realised i came out on national coming out day

that shit weren't planned but i'll fucking run with it

[nom-noms-things]

My tmnt 2012 au rambling also T*cst DNI

Leo

• she still has the crouchs 2 of them in fact!

• he uses the crouchs whenever he doesn't have her prosthetic leg around the lair

• their brothers gave her a nickname at the farmhouse: Tee

• almost drowned at the farmhouse because of bigfoot when it hit the 4th month

• thought of sacrificing herself without splinter telling her this but shen interfered and told her not to but didn't listen

• Raph's twin! 2 minutes older

• hatched first but had to get help to get out of her egg or else she would die in their own egg

• got frozen in that one ice plant because why not expand her phobia of the cold to a million :)))

• hard day + training + cold = cuddles from April

Raph

• took care of his older sister/brother and cleaned them every 4 hours

• had to get help from donnie because he didn't even know what to do the first month

• bit bigfoot at the 4th month because she almost drowned leo, but didn't bite to hard

• the first time he met casey he just "I like you, you get a tail slap" and then somehow they become weird friends and then lovers at the farmhouse

• Leo's twin! Younger by 2 minutes

• helps leo sometimes move around the lair if her crutches are in her room

Donnie

• the medic of the team but is very close to losing his sanity if leo WOULD TAKE A CHILL PILL-

right right sorry this was supposed to be a chill post

• amputated Leo's leg and just left her room

• just needs coffee and sleep both are good

• will snap at you if you say anything about his brothers

• got frozen in that one ice plant like leo because somehow a dragon snuck up on them

• never really had a crush on April but he knew his sister liked april so he still kinda uh stalked her

• leo one day found out and told him to stop stalking april on the same day the mutagen containers fell from the kranng ship so that's fun

• donnie got mad at himself so he tired calling april but she blocked his number

Mikey

• happy? Yes, sad? Maybe, but is very optimistic

• likes to wear pants because she thinks she looks stylish

• still has a crush on renet but she rarely visits so she misses her a lot

• most of the time he heard raph and shen argue but when shen and leo argue its a different story

• got scared when leo got thrown through April's window and saw how his older sister/brother was barely conscious

• shen appeared in her life when she was 3 so she Dislikes her a little bit

Casey

• met the turtles at the middle of season 1 and raph almost killed him

• had a crush on BOTH leo and raph but when leo got into a 6 month coma he decided to wait and confess to raph

• is a bisexual disaster

• is 2 inches taller then raph (raph is 5'11)

• he hates math

April

• Biromantic queen!!

• she saw leo and said "why is that turtle so sad I bet can make them happy" boom dating

• she heard leo scream twice on 2 different days, one time leo had a panic attack in her own room, and the 2nd time was when donnie amputated Leo's knee

• her eyelids are yellow the more she grew up as a krrang human

• will definitely defeat someone in battle if she wants to ans has to

• leo admires her a lot

• she knows that splinter is VERY overprotective over his sons and daughter so she tries not to overstep

• her tongue is shaped like a fork

• cut her hair to kinda short (I'll design her eventually)

• she's 5'6

This took me a long time to do so please read it

[captain-elixir]

Mei took the dragon in the divorce and i think it's extremely funny

[webway-winter]

Søren Kierkegaard : Are you religious?

“Am I religious? I’ve never been. I’ve vaguely heard of some deities, but none benevolent towards one such as I. I hear that the Emperor is worshipped as a deity, but it’s not a worship common around here. I’ve never seen his worshippers last for long. They tend to replace common sense and self preservation instinct with blind worship, and do stupid things. It’s like an example of what not to do.”

[sheithisthegoodshit]

the real worst thing about voltron leaving netflix is do i get to keep the Shiro icon i've had on my profile for like almost a decade? *crumbles into dust of old age*

[sheithisthegoodshit]

goodnight sweet prince. may you rest in shit

[sheithisthegoodshit]

it's like they're haunting me lately