also does nobody else find it beyond cringe that they 1) lied about soy sauce of all things, 2) then proceeded to act as if the yakuza was going to come after them for soy sauce secrets (they're American, obviously) 3) they say they'd accept hush money????????? Like guys. How is the delusional grandiosity not apparent here!
and then they never went through their promise of, yknow, making a video essay about it all once their fundraiser was fulfilled?
how is this not a classic Tumblr scam story










