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Frase: Soy fuerte, pero duele cuando hago de alguien mi primera prioridad y me tratan como su última opción. {Laurent 3 de agosto de 2024}.
carbon copy - pt.one
a caleb x reader fanfiction
summary: although caleb is the type to eventually come clean about some of the awful things he's done, there's one thing he had never intended on admitting to honestly. part of him keeping quiet was probably out of selfishness, but deep down it was the fact that what he had done was utterly sinful and admitting to it would fill his heart with immeasurable amounts of shame and guilt. he planned to carry this secret of his to his grave, or so that was his plan until his horrible deed would come back to haunt him years later, inside your bedside drawer. 1.2k words
warnings: nsfw; mentions of toys; mentions of male arousal; hints to possessiveness & jealousy; mentions of masturbation
reader characteristics: she/her; mc!reader; caleb referred nicknames (pip-squeak, etc.)
a/n: this idea came to mind randomly and now i have deemed it a complete headcannon for caleb. planning on making this a short 2 to 3 part series (short & sweet). let me know what you guys think and likes/reposts are always appreciated <3.
masterlist
pt.2>>>
Caleb knew that he was not a righteous man. He does try to make up for it by being honest about some of the terrible things he’s done, but there is one instance he couldn’t quite confess to and would rather take it to his grave.
Or at least he thought he’d be able to take it to his grave until the thing he did a few years back was sitting right in front of him in your bedside drawer.
baby duck
Carbon Copy
Neytiri x daughetr!Reader; Jake x daughter!Reader; Sully Family x Child!Reader
Masterlist
Prologue
Back on Earth there was a saying which echoes: "A motherly bond is incomparable." This sentiment is no different to the Na'vi culture, from birth the first person you see is your mother through tsaheylu, which ignites the emotional bond forever. For the Sully children, particularly Y/n, Neytiri's second daughter, this was no exception.
From the moment Y/n emerged into the world, the was an unmistakable sign of a strong emotional connection with Neytiri, even before tsaheylu was formed. Y/n bore a striking resemblance to her mother, a reflection of their kinship. When she eventually formed tsaheylu with the Tree of Souls, her pupils widening in awe at everything and everyone around her, focusing on her three siblings who stood by their dad excitement written all over their faces. She saw everything in a new light, she saw Pandora the way the Great Mother had saw it, a blessing of innocence only provided to those newly born. She was then lifted into the air to be shown off in front of the people, eyes widening at the sight, she looked around at her people, admiringly, balling her three fingered hands into tiny fists that resembled her determination to her people even at such a vulnerable age.
As Y/n grew, the similarities between her and Neytiri flourished further. Her dedication to her people became apparent through her acts of kindness and support, whether it was the elders with weaving while singing ancient songs passed down from their elders or cheering the hunters on as they arrived from their hunts. Yet, it was Y/n's fierce protectiveness and stubbornness, traits mirrored from her mother, that truly defined her. Despite the two year age gap, Y/n took her role as big sister to Tuk seriously demonstrating protective instinctive reminiscent of her mothers, all while remaining a child, playing and having fun and being a kid, playing with the toys passed down from our siblings, a Toruk toy Neteyam had passed down through the sibling lineage. Though unlike Kiri and Lo'ak, who their father described as "Two talioang fighting for territory," Y/n and Tuk could actually share.
However, as the Sully family were forced to leave their home and seek uturu from the Metkayina sea Na'vi. Y/n was the least bit excited to leave her people and their customs just like her mother.
The passing of Neteyam not only plunged Y/n into grief but ignited a fiery rage within her young heart. Her innocence shattered alongside his departure, leaving behind a seed of hatred that altered Y/n's carefree spirit.
Next [part1]
note: i'm def doing this on how i think Tuk is gonna be in the movies to come. I’m gonna get in my feelings for this one yall, i got those sad avatar edits playing in my head🦹🏾♀️
taglist: @neytirismissingtoe ; @ikeyniofthetayrangi ; @fluorynn
Danny Fenton and his terrible taste in crushes.
Pretty, popular, mean, and questionable.
What a guy!
MILK MARIA
RAW AFFIRMS
bottom layer: bundle
middle layer: hygiene, diet, microbiome
top layer: malena maria rya 🐱 cc
MIDDLE LAYER:HYGIENE, MICROBIOME, DIET
(general hygiene)
-your hygiene is genuinely so top tier
-you always smell so beautiful and clean
-you’ve watched chloe yazmean hygiene videos since middle school and it shows
-if everyone weren’t so amazed by how good and clean you always smell they might think you’re too obsessed with your hygiene
-your skin just naturally smells like a dove beauty bar; so clean, powdery and soapy
-own all of your desired hygiene products
-you’re known for always staying super fresh and clean. everyone goes to you for hygiene advice! even your opp hoes from middle school with a ph balance of a spicy bowl want to know how you’re so throughly clean!
-your body and environment are always so clean
-you find solace in a good spa like shower
-you never lack hygiene products, you’re constantly doing zero budget hygiene shopping
-easily acquire every hygiene product you’re even slightly interested in
-you’re physically immune to looking or smelling dirty
-your hair always smells freshly washed
-your pores are so squeaky clean and undetectable by the human eye you have zero sebaceous filaments to treat
-always evoke a spa like experience every shower with the right products and music
-stay at the spa getting beauty treatments
-go back and forth from the korean spa, moroccan hammam, russian banya and exclusive upscale private spa practices in every major city
-you clean your body so diligently making sure not a single inch of skin goes unattended
-the skin on your face and body is so glassy and flawless like every kpop idol’s dream skin (yes even wonyoung)
-skin is so airbrushed like a straight porcelain doll
-your scalp is in the perfect condition for healthy growth because its so squeaky clean
-always have freshly laundered baby wash cloths and a good feminine wash on hand
-have the whitest hollywood smile, the type that makes brits talk about their free healthcare when it looks like they don’t use their dental care access
-have insanely detailed hygiene routines
-always have clean maintained nails that naturally look like a japanese manicure and when styled the best of the best russian manicure’s
-toenails are free of dirt, square and have natural french tips
-whole body is hairless like one of those oily wrinkled cats
-your body is physically incapable of producing hyperpigmentation
-skin is so bright (not white) and even all over
-whole body is screaming good health and fertility indicators
-breath is so fresh and minty own all of your desired dental products
-in your hygiene arsenal right now you currently have: oribe shampoo and conditioner, dove, dial and soft services bar soap, the entirety of the l’occitane karite confort line, fenty beauty body milk, cyklar products, augustinus bader body cream, necessaire body serum, sol de janeiro lotion, touchland hand sanitizer, fresh new exfoliating gloves, fur ingrown removal products, lume acidified odor control body wash, cecred hair care products, dyson airwrap, vacation inc tanning products, tree hut blue musk body scrub, shea coco goodwipes, niches & nooks ph balanced intimate care products, vivili pads, august tampons, inertia overnight disposable period underwear, the entirety EOS fresh & cozy collection, toilet and travel bidet, rinse-less personal cleanser foam, the good liver body brush, korean exfoliating italy towels, hermes avalon wash cloths, biologique recherche lotion p50, aftershave, aromatica foam feminine wash, officine universelle buly body oils, la sultan de saba shea butter, maison francis kurkdjian body wash, the diptyque orpheon collection, tekla body towels, african net sponge, nail scrubbers etc whatever you add to your wishlist will soon appear amongst your possessions
-in your skincare collection you have all of your desired products from: biologique recherche, la maison valmont, la prairie, la mer, augustinus bader, zo skin health, skinceuticals, obagi, environ, le mieux, skinmedica, revision skincare etc
-you have as much perfume as your lil heart desires
-you smell so good, you’re the type of person that walks past a stranger once and they spend forever wishing they’d followed you down to ask what you’re wearing
-you’re synonymous with smelling phenomenal
-you could fart and it’ll smell like a gust of baby powder in the breeze. might even be accompanied with pink glitter.
-skin is always so smooth and hydrated
-skin feels like silk and buttercream
-skin is so moisturized, hairless and soft it feels like a wet dolphin
-hair is so luscious and thick from being well taken care of. it has zero physical ailments like breakage, split ends, thinning or dryness
-hair is so long, thick, healthy and beautiful you just might get pentecostal accusations
-always look and smell so clean like you shower up to 5 times a day like the brazilian girls
(intimate hygiene)
-you are now permanently erasing the butt crack scar like its undergone extensive laser treatments
-own so many sex toys
-you’re a sex toy magnet
-have all of your desired sex toys
-own mienne sex serum and honey birdette antibacterial toy cleaning spray
-have an infinite amount of the best quality lingerie. your lingerie collection could put naomi lapaglia and gabrielle solis to shame
-your pretty pink pussy is currently undergoing the fastest and most painless electrolysis treatment known to man
-pussy taste like the best coconut water ever
-your pussy is the exact mental image incels go to sleep fapping to every night putting together their perfect woman they’ll obviously never have
-erase past collection in memory and on the body of any and all intimate infections (yeast, bv, uti’s), sexually transmitted diseases, sexually transmitted infections, sexual assault, sexual abuse, sexual harassment, sexual injuries, all around sexual related traumas, vaginal cancer, vulvar cancer, cervical cancer, uterine cancer, etc
(microbiome)
-vaginal microbiome and pheromones are so insanely goated its practically a mating call just by existing with that A5 wagyu between your legs
-your significant other could talk about eating your box til the walls rot and yall release the next global pandemic upon us and everyone would applaud them saying “ayeee i know that cookie good”
-your significant other could be so inspired by the delectable taste of your vagina he starts to do test and gets to the bottom of understudied women’s health that scientists don’t pay attention to
-your vaginal microbiome is being studied at harvard because its so insanely perfect
-your vaginal microbiome is a marker for women’s health achievements
-your body is incapable of developing pcos, hashimotos, endometriosis, infertility and unwanted pregnancies
-your vaginal microbiome is so amazing you are entirely immune to developing an infection. like what even is vaginosis and why is it bacterial?
-This is your vaginal microbiome report. 100/100 score.
Top 1% of all vaginas.
Your sample is dominated by the single most protective bacterial species a vagina can host (Lactobacillus crispatus).
Only about 25-30% of reproductive age women globally are L. crispatus-dominant, and "dominant" usually means above 50%. You are at 99.9%.
The lab found nothing bad to report. (no gardnerella, Candida, STIs, opportunistic pathogens, aerobic vaginitis markers, etc.)
This is linked to lower risk of BV, UTIs, yeast infections, HPV persistence, HSV-2 and HIV acquisition, preterm birth, and improved IVF outcomes.
A vaginal microbiome is downstream of everything: sleep, glucose control, stress, gut health, sexual health, immune function, what you eat, and what you put in it.
-vaginal microbiome is incredibly lactobacillus crispatus dominant
-ph is so balanced you’ll never know what it’s like to feel thrown off
-manifest evvy women’s complete probiotic
-u could take a vaginal microbiome test right now and you genuinely would score top 0.1% of all vaginal micro biome’s… just to show how good that spectacular garfield is
(diet)
-kitty is so perfect all you need to do is exist but since you love to take care of yourself you always make sure to incorporate these foods into your diet so absorb all of the healthy kitty benefits from them:
cranberries, avocados, kimchi, dark chocolate, apples, cheese, unsaturated fats, swiss chard, almonds, omega-3 fatty acid's, yogurt, avoid processed food, citrus fruits, green tea, daily 2-3L of water, ACV, pickles, kefir, sauerkraut, bananas, garlic, berries, miso, natto, high fibre foods, sardines, hot peppers, coconut water, okra water, electrolytes, aloe vera juice, chlorophyll, kefir, ginger tea, agua de jamaica/sorrel, peppermint tea, dandelion root tea, sweet potatoes
TOP LAYER: MARIA RYA 🐱 CC
your vagina is an exact carbon copy of porn star maria rya’s
your vagina may even look better than maria rya’s
your vagina is super pink like maria rya’s
your perineum is super tight and smooth like maria rya’s
your asshole is super tight and pink like maria rya’s devoid of any hemorrhoids or fissures
your pussy lips are so plump like maria rya’s
your pussy lips are shaped just like maria rya’s
your mons pubis so even toned like maria rya’s
your clitoral hood, clitoris, urethra, labia majora, labia minora and vagina are all so pink just like maria rya’s
P LINKS/ !!NSFW!! REFERENCE PHOTOS:
These are from Sept 5th, 1 day shy of 3 months since they hatched. This is the size, type, and feathering that results from quality feed and having enough space.
At this point they should basically look like miniature adults, with a little bit of head feathering to do on the dome of their skull, and possibly high on the back of the neck. But, everything else should be well-feathered-in, and they shouldn't need mom to keep them warm at night, even when it's chilly.
This is also the point where they can be separated from their mom with minimal fuss; mom may cry if you take away all of them at once (though sometimes they seem relieved about it), and the baby may cry for a day or two, but as long as they aren't being kept alone (and peafowl should never be kept alone outside of quarantine situations), a well-adjusted pea at this age should give up and settle in to a new home very quickly. I just sent the first of them to a new home earlier this week, and the new owner reported no crying at all, and he's making friends with the young ladies he was put with.
Here's hoping all of them settle into new homes so easily!