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"God, I HATE this ship/character/movie/etc!" *proceeds to talk shit*
That's fine, I don't gaf. But STOP PUTTING YOUR HATE IN THE GODDAMN TAGS FOR THOSE THINGS!
BASIC Tumblr etiquette. We used to be a proper Hellsite.
Popular Stranger Things fandom propaganda that I'm never falling for:
Mileven have a toxic/"unhealthy" relationship, or that Mike is a bad boyfriend.
Mike is a bad friend.
St@ncy should be endgame.
By1er should or will be endgame.
Jason was a bad person/bad boyfriend, didn't love Chrissy, or was using her death as an excuse to target Eddie.
Jason had any aggressive interest in Eddie at all before Chrissy's death. (Remember that Eddie targeted HIM in the cafeteria.)
Chrissy didn't love Jason, or that she was falling for Eddie after barely knowing him for a few hours.
Karen is, like... a victim of Ted or some shit.
Billy deserved to die.
Jason deserved to die.
Billy was Worse Than Vecna.
Jason was Worse Than Vecna.
Eddie was cool.
Eddie should come back.
Mike is gay.
I have a story that is already blatantly Stranger Things fanfic; do I risk it for the biscuit (the VIBES) and set it in the 1980s instead of the 2010s? 🤔
(Also some X-Men/Special Kids with Powers™️ Boarding School vibes and a low-key Alice In Wonderland theme.)
Which decade?
80's.
10's.
Mind you, if I did set it in the 80's, then I could have a next-gen spin-off with their children in the 2010s. 👀
(gif by @iknikblackstonevarrick)
With more time and them not dying in high school, this could've been Chrissy & Jason, broken up during college, before they eventually get back together:
(Except instead of a jerk with a Porsche, it's a jerk with a kidnapper van.)
Am I the one who has to write this? 🥺
If you can't accept that Chrissy had a boyfriend who she loved and who clearly loved her, if you have to deny that or act as if he didn't care about her in order to boost your ship... then maybe your ship ain't that great after all.
So, was rambling with whoringrove the other night about Prince Jason, Princess Chrissy and ‘Mistress’/Farmboy Eddie from my royalty AU and,,, here’s some thoughts:
- Eddie being invited into Lady Chrissy and Prince Jason’s chambers and the oh so kind prince let’s him fuck his future wife,,, except when he’s getting too into it, Jason (who’s been watching from the sidelines) grabs his face and makes him look at him as he fucks Chrissy and orders him to cum and just,,, yeah
- especially if Eddie is still looking at him when he does cum 🤤 doesn’t close his eyes or anything, he’s getting off to the pretty prince too
- I like to imagine Jason doesn’t intend to take part in Eddie’s undoing, purely wanting to watch and make his future wife happy because she’s been eyeing the man every time they went into town or from the garden when he came by with goods for the kitchen, but he can’t help himself after seeing him up close, hearing him, watching him kiss his fiancées skin.
- He wants a taste and he’s spoilt so of course he wants Eddie’s attention too. Probably gets all in his head about it after they send him away shortly after his wife is satisfied and Chrissy is insisting they see him again, that Jason join them properly next time and that’s how they Eddie becomes their shared ‘Mistress’.
- Eddie teaches Jason more than just how to please his future wife but also his farmboy <3 And maybe even himself after he gets over his jitters of being with another man.
- He’s the youngest prince and so spoilt yet so easily flustered even if he tries to hide it. He’s got to catch up to his other two brothers, though Tommy was a dope and Steve was an idiot, despite their popularity. He could beat them any day in his opinion.
- the first time Eddie fucks him he has to hide his face in Chrissy’s neck and hug her tight the entire time because he’s nervous doesn’t want the man to see how red he gets or hear how loud he really is.
“Is he always this responsive?” Eddie would joke to Chrissy and the princess would giggle and nod even if Jason pinches her side for it.
- they move him into their quarters one day without warning and Eddie just goes ‘welp, I’m a part of the marriage, I feel like I get to be invested in couple arguments now’
- He still has his farm that he inherited from his uncle, but with how much money he’s had thrown at him from the royal couple, he’s able to hire a few boys and girls who had struggling families or no home of their own to keep it going and the a roof over their heads if necessary. He disguises it as them earning their keep, but he just didn’t have the money to spare until then to help the kids. (It’s something he often argues with Jason about, Chrissy a sympathetic ear who had been sheltered from it much like the prince, but Jason was quite a bit more stubborn and naive to the kingdoms struggles. Once he sees it for himself, he prods more at his eldest step brother to do something once he comes into power, which Steve agrees with considering his own lover grew up in tough conditions until he came to work for the royal family.)
- They can likely never marry but Eddie is enjoying Mistress privileges even if most people think he’s just a toy for Chrissy to entertain herself with while the youngest prince does his duties and not the main factor in both of the royals falling apart most evenings
- They get Eddie a little band anyway; either one for each ring finger, or a double band on his left. Jason chooses a thick silver band for him, expensive but easy to clean when he’s been out in the fields. Chrissy gets him something more delicate, brassy with vine-like detailing. He wears it around his neck more often than not, hanging from a leather strap, as not to lose it since it’s so slim. Plus, it’s a bit strange to have a man wear two rings.
- Chrissy and Jason wear rings of their own from him around their necks. Jason’s he got custom made from a friend, Gareth, who’s a blacksmith. It’s dark, near black, and shines like stars against midnight upon his collarbone. Chrissy’s ring is Eddie’s mothers, a ring that looks like the rings inside a tree, immortalised in a hard glass casing. It’s a tad too big on her ring finger but she loves it with all her heart and plays with it when she reads.
Grief + Love = Justice Revenge
FINALLY! People with some fucking sense and media literacy!