better than canon. 💋

An extension to @elliehallers. Here is where I'll yap about the canon characters in my fanons! 🫶🏽 The proshipper in your DNI! ✌🏽😘 Main: @candiedwords

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I really wish Tumblr would let us see replies on posts on our side blogs from people we've blocked on main. Especially if they're talking some shit, so we can delete it. 😩

And since Tumblr REFUSES to implement a Mute feature, I block people omfor the tiniest things! 😭

@wip @changes @engineering

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Eddie is smart enough that he doesn't feel the need to overcompensate with fake prescription glasses to try to look Smart™️, unlike those frauds (*affectionate) Harleen and Jonathan. His eyes are actually broken.

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Fanfics (I Want to Write): "Doctor, Doctor" — a DC Universe AU.

Arkham Asylum promises to cure what ill the mentally and emotionally disturbed, even if their reputation is less than steller... Dr. Leslie Thompkins takes a job there hoping to fix that. However, she begins to notice things seem off, even for an insane asylum; patients are going, and the ones who do return are worse off than they were before. With the reluctant help of a patient — enigmatic serial killer, Edward Nygma — Dr. Thompkins soon realizes that a particular doctor may be the cause.

Dr. Jonathan Crane has long had an obsession with fear, from a psychological, personal, and sadistic point of view. He portrays himself as a professional psychologist, working to help his patients. That couldn't be further from the truth. In order to satisfy his obsession, he runs terror-inducing experiments on the patients of Arkham during the late-night hours, subjecting them to a range of horrors, from different forms of abuse to his potent "Fear Toxic."

Luna Koval was bored with her life. A young woman from a nice middle-class family, she decided to check herself into Arkham Asylum to get a sick fix. Once she sets her sights on Dr. Crane, she can tell something isn't right about him, and she is determined to become his next "victim."

Dr. Harleen Quinzel has always dreamed of being rich and famous. She has also long had an interest in the human mind. After getting her PhD, she decided to work at Arkham Asylum, hoping to use the high-profile patients there as fodder for tell-alls and phony self-help books to raise her status. When news comes that Gotham City's infamous criminal, The Joker, will be coming to stay, she schemes to ensure that she will be the doctor to "treat" him.

Inspired by this post.

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I love how I've made Known Misogynists Erron Black, Charles Lee Ray, Chuck Bass, and Stu Macher into "Girl Dads™️."

"I didn't see women as people until my first daughter was born." Headasses. 🙄

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Adding Ash Williams (Brandy & my OC Scarlett) and Digger Harkness (my OCs Rina & Adelaide) to the pile!

These men are literally the song "Violent Crimes" by Kanye West! 😮‍💨

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I would add Vega to the list, but he's a HORRIBLE father, and he doesn't see his daughters as people at all! 😭

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ANOTHER ONE, thank you...

Disrespectful Pervert Fuckboi Matthew Hagen, always canon in MY heart! THANK YOU, Creature Commandos! 🫶🏽😊

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I do not understand how, but when I made (OC) Hayden, my brain was just like "Yeah, Jonathan Crane, of all people, would love his son immensely!" Albeit, in his own unhealthy way. He isn't a good father by any means. I just can't see that. (And what fun would that be, character-wise? 👉🏽👈🏽🥺)

[nofckingfighting]

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Just two Good, Sweet Baby Boys™️ ruined by a father's insanity and obsessive, desperate love.

👉🏽👈🏽🥺

The cycle...

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"Nothing hurts like losing one of the family, knowing that there is no one to blame but yourself."

Ooh, see, if my girl Luna were canon, I would say: "Feeling guilty about indirectly murdering your son's mother for science, Jonathan?" 😏

But unfortunately, Luna and Hayden are not canon within the DC universe. 😔

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Ah, yes, my favorite versions of iconic Batman villain Jonathan Crane, aka Scarecrow...

Deranged Dr. Daddy:

and Poor Pathetic Little Meow Meow Baby Boy:

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characters who die and are resurrected

but will always remember exactly what death feels like

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I think Dick was truly upset that Bruce knocked up Barbara because he wished Bruce had knocked him up instead, but he can't have that. 🫰🏽😔

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—Web weaving for Lavender & Matthew. 🫰🏽🥺

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Stu Macher, Mickey Altieri, and Amber Freeman in court: "Your honor, I was just being a little silly!" 🥺

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With more time and them not dying in high school, this could've been Chrissy & Jason, broken up during college, before they eventually get back together:

(Except instead of a jerk with a Porsche, it's a jerk with a kidnapper van.)

Am I the one who has to write this? 🥺

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James Gunn Reveals Whether Clayface's Matt Hagen Was In Creature Commandos

DC Studios co-CEO James Gunn has seemingly revealed whether Clayface's Matt Hagen is the same version of the shape-shifter we saw in Creatur

I was under the impression that James Gunn had already confirmed that Matt Hagen was both the version from the solo movie and the one who appeared in Creature Commandos (the film being set several years before the latter), but he's confirmed it again I guess.

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Good to hear, I LOVE THAT! 😌👌🏽

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Sawyer — my dream Texas Chainsaw Massacre TV series!

Pinterest. Spotify.

I was going to list every character and their stories, but I cannot mentally, or even physically, bring myself to do that right now. So, I will do a quick rundown of things. (But I can promise you all, this story is so complex in my mind.) If you have any questions, feel free to politely ask. 🫠

Content Advisory for: Homicide, cannibalism, abuse, sexual abuse, and so much incest/inbreeding, they could rival my beloved Targaryens!

The Sawyers, the Slaughters, and a couple of other branches of the Sawyer family live in what is basically a backwoods village in Newt, Texas. When the story begins (about 2012), they've been here for about a hundred years, by that point. Most people in town know about them, and are aware of their tendency to keep it in the family, but they mind their business. They also "turn an eye" to it because, quite frankly, the town is afraid of them. (Giving that Hillbilly Targaryen power! 🙌🏽😌)

The series would alternate between the present and pre-series.

(*OC) with an * means their name was mentioned in the files in Texas Chainsaw 3D, but their was never more mentioned of them than that. Also Annie, who is a different version of Sara from TCM3.

The main family are as goes...

Anne was abused by her father (Grandpa Sawyer), and from this, she had 3 children: Annamae (OC), Drayton, and Verna.

Annamae, on the night she turned 18, ran over to their cousin Callum Slaughter's (OC) house, in the rain, and asked him if he wants to get married. (I just Googled it, and 1st-Cousin marriage was actually legal in Texas until 2005!) She did this to get away from her house. Not to long after they married, they traveled the country for a couple of years before coming back home. They had 3 children together: Walter, then twins Vilmer and Violet (OC). Callum died 7 years before the story begins.

About 3-4 years after Annamae & Callum's marriage, Drayton offered to "marry" Verna to protect her from Grandpa. She agreed. Over time, they had 7 6 children: Orson (Tinker), Edward (Tex), twins Paul (Chop Top) and Henry (Nubbins), Loretta, and Jedidiah. Shortly after his 8th birthday, Jed was taken from the family. (You've seen 2017's Leatherface.) Eventually, Verna met a wealthy man from a town over named Benjamin Carson; he was infatuated with her, and wanted to marry her. She knew having money could aid her in getting Jed back, so she played Benjamin like a fiddle and married him. This broke Drayton's and their children's hearts. She did continue to visit as much as she could, but...

Anyway, Verna & Ben had a daughter, Crystal (OC). Except they didn't. Crystal is actually Drayton's, born from him & Verna having a brief Targaryen Tango after her marriage! Crystal is not aware of her true parentage, and it is so ironic because she turns her nose up at that side of the family. She believes her siblings are just her cousins.

A few years after Verna married Ben Carson, Drayton met Clarissa (*OC), a customer at his gas station. They married and had a son named Dunkin (*OC), followed by a daughter named Carrie (*OC).

Tinker caught Feels for Betty Hartman when they were teens and he'd visit the Dairy Queen (or something similar) she worked at. Though it could never be, and then his father murdered her.

Tex feels some type of way about his big brother. Some type of way.

Nubbins sort of liked Sally Hardesty when he was 18. Just briefly. Alas, he lead Sally, her brother, and their friends to his family, and they were all murdered.

Loretta Lynn Sawyer is the most sane one of her family. (Meaning her parents and brothers.) She's a nice girl, and works at a dinner as a waitress. She feels sorry for their victims; because of this, she oftens lets them write a letter to their loved ones, and tells them she'll send it to them. She never does, of course, but it's to hopefully give them some peace. Then, she cuts off a piece of their body (usually a finger), and plants it in her flower garden so they can grow into a flower.

Nubbins & Loretta had a son, Corey (*OC), in their late teens. But eventually, his bullshit caused them to separate. Later, they will get back together and have Edith.

Chop Top enlisted in the army at 19. He actually had to go to war 4 years later, and he was never the same after that. (Not that he was very Mentally Well in the first place.)

At some point, Jed and their cousin Violet (OC) developed a relationship. She became pregnant, and his side of the family was pissed because they felt she had taken advantage of him. (Everything that happened in Leatherface happened in his story.) She died shortly after giving birth to their daughter, Baby Jane.

Annie Sawyer (*OC) was born Sara Gladstone. When she was 7 years old, she and her family were on a road trip, and ended up in the Sawyer family's path. They murdered her parents and her 3 elder siblings (2 sisters and 1 brother), but Drayton refused to kill her. She was just too young. That whole experience completely turned any "pleasure for killing" he still had. The family decided to keep her, and Tinker adopted her. After keeping her in the home for 3 years, they finally let her go out sometimes — only after dying her hair red — and made up the story that she was Tinker's daughter from a fling who then dropped her off at their door. Annie is close with Dunkin, Corey, and Carrie. While working a part-time job, she meets Delilah Johnson (OC), a girl whose father happens to be a survivalist named Benny. 👀 She doesn't want Delilah to meet her family, aside from the previously mentioned three.

Dunkin is a loveable dumbass. He's a little bit in love with Annie.

Carrie is literally Just A Girl, and she wants to be a Country Music Star!

Corey, poor baby, would just like to be a normal kid in a nice family who aren't sadistic, murderous cannibals. Quite sad about his parents Going Through It (both separately and as a couple).

Baby Jane, or "just Jane," is wild, blunt, and sadistic. Very spoiled by her Grandma Verna. This girl embodies the lyric "I'm a nightmare dressed like a daydream." But she is loyal to those she loves.

W.E. is still himself. Not much changed with him. He's the annoying uncle throwing out literature quotes.

When Vilmer was mid-20s, he met a woman named Darla. She was older, a lawyer, and in the process of her own divorce! They started screwing around, and she got pregnant. So they got married once her divorce finalized, and Reynold Wilson "Renny" (OC) was born a few months later! (About 2 months after Baby Jane was born.) Two years later, they had a duaghter named Violet May (OC).

Oh... Renny. This poor boy. He goes through it. He lives with his insane father and his crazy mother, and they're always fighting, and his family are murderers. That boy is living in Hell. At least he has his cousin/best friend, Jane. And as a teenager, he meets a girl at school, Hailey Hartman (OC), and they grow to like really each other. 👀

Hailey Hartman is the daughter of Burt Hartman, the granddaughter of the late Hal Hartman, and the niece of late Betty Hartman. She is outspoken and bold, often clashing with her father, as they can't seem to see eye to eye on pretty much anything. Things get more difficult when she befriends and eventually catches feelings for Renny, who is a Sawyer, whom her family hates.

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Alright, so I think that's all you need to know to see my vision and understand to board and playlist.

If you have any questions, you may drop them in my ask box!

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YEAH, FUCK HIM UP, BABY! GET YOUR REVENGE! 👏🏽🥹