#caster.txt

[hafniumcrystalizer]

I love having Merlin as my home screen because any time I think that the dumbasses of the world have gone to far I remember that Merlin is a half Incubus bastard who has lived for longer than most gods, is unironically referred to as the dick wizard, and is the sole reason why the pendragon family line is so wonky in the fate universe

[hasmephydoneanythingwrong]

I could write an essay on this line alone.

[hasmephydoneanythingwrong]

Bruce: Hypothetically, if someone had all their Command Seals left, could they, hypothetically, use them to help their Heroic Spirit stay manifested after the War is over?

Kotomine Kirei: And why, hypothetically, would someone do that?

Bruce: Well, if, hypothetically, Caster was really cute and sweet and nice—

Kirei: Hypothetically, I wouldn’t call the “Witch of Betrayal” “sweet and nice.”

Bruce: …

Bruce: HypotheticallyIDidn’tSummonMedea

Kirei: You WHAT

[hasmephydoneanythingwrong]

The duality of clown.

[hasmephydoneanythingwrong]

She is off to commit violins.

[hasmephydoneanythingwrong]

Chaldea has a security vault for all the Holy Grails and the only reason Guda can use them for Palingenesis with so little fuss is because the staff trusts them enough that they have a key to the vault, prove me wrong. “All The Statesmen” has me convinced.

[hasmephydoneanythingwrong]

Wait, this was never Shirou??

[hasmephydoneanythingwrong]

On this Valentine's Day Eve, I'd like to name one of the things I want most in the world:

Dubbed Mephisto.