#cat paralysis

[jerseygreenwitch]

This is my cat and my husbands legs. Im changing dinner reservations as she will not move

[wife-of-the-strife]

cat paralysis is real and affects 100% of cat owners, should the owners be lucky enough to have a lap cat.

symptoms include: increasingly full bladder, low blood circulation, inability to get to the phone/stove/TV remote/etc, tingling in the legs and/or limbs

side effects include: fear/anxiety of disturbing cat, incontinence, perspiration, euphoria

[chloe-clegane]

This is why is takes me so long to write...

[nullalux]

There but for the grace of god

[jenthehumanist]

My cat owns me.

[jenthehumanist]

My cat likes to help me play solitaire.

[shadysadie]

[jenthehumanist]

Sometimes you get cat paralysis and can’t get up.