incorrect quotes w/ the volturi members
Please do not copy these x
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Felix watching the news: someone tried fighting a squid at the aquarium today!
Felix: who in hell would do that
demitri walking through the door covered in ink: Well if the squid would stop being a dick i wouldn’t have fought it!
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aro: do you have any bodies in your closet
caius: do you mean literally or figuratively?
aro: the fact that I have to specify
Marcus: i'm not surprised anymore
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(name): are we fighting or flirting?
Alec: I'm literally pinning you against the wall by your neck??
(name): your point is?
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Felix finally gets off of duty thinking he will get to cuddle with his partner
alec and (name) playing monopoly
(name): WHERE'S MY MONEY?!
alec: I DON’T OWE YOU SHIT!
felix: Oh my god, my partner is a literal child *walks off*
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(name) coming in the hall panting : im here
aro: where is dimitri (name)?
dimitri bursting through the doors panting
dimitri: SHE PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKING STAIRS
(name): NO I DIDN’T, YOU PULLED ME DOWN BY THE HAIR!
aro: *sighs* They never grow up
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