#cc!roier

[meowoongi]

spideroier

[lylia9000]

Apologies to all my Undertale mutuals once again. My phone is dead, I don't have the brain power to focus on my research paper anymore, and I just finished doom scrolling. The result? You're gonna hear me scream into the QSMP void about Guapoduo and Doied.

Spoilers for some recent Q!Roier Lore I suppose.

I AM LOSING MY MIND. I AM LOSING MY MIND. I AM LOSING MY MIND.

HOW DARE THE GAYS DO US IN LIKE THIS.

"me siento bien, me siento nuevo"

I AM DYING. Q!ROIER COME BACK AND GET YOUR HUSBAND. Q!CELLBIT LOOK CLOSER AT HIM. AT HIS BEHAVIOR. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE. PLEASE - I NEED MY DOSE OF THE LOVE STORY I ALWAYS WANTED. They fill the void that my silly little fanfic writer heart holds, yes. I WANT TO WRITE A FIC BUT I'M SO OBSESSED THAT I CAN ONLY DECOMPOSE AND NOT CREATE.

All the fanart and ideas I've seen with Doied falling in love with q!Cellbit? I need that to be canon - or I need more fics for it because I my mind will literally explode if it was canon. This body swap is the perfect opportunity for so much angst - the husbands have not seen each other in literally months, and they proceeded to take the proper reunion we needed from them and TORE IT TO SHREDS by putting q!Roier under.

If Doied were to fall in love with q!Cellbit, what then? We all know q!Cellbit would choose q!Roier over Doied in a heartbeat, but what about Doied? What happens when Roier comes back? What happens when he realizes it took Cellbit longer than he promised he would to realize that it wasn't Roier? How's Cellbit going to feel? Would he ever forgive himself for not realizing sooner that it wasn't his own husband? Would he blame himself for what happened to Roier because he had made the misjudgment of staying in Purgatory? Would it really be ok that Roier wasn't fine that he was gone? That it was, possibly, even his fault for Roier's kidnapping and replacement by Doied? (This is literally already half a fic idea, but I'll come back to that later lmao.)

I've only seen clips so far - but the conversation that Cell has with Doied about staying in Purgatory? Fucked me up. Brain chemistry changed. Emotions everywhere.

q!Cellbit, it doesn't matter how depressed you are from Purgatory - you should know your husband. You should know he would NOT agree with you that it was better off for you to stay away. He would NEVER let something like that slide. In fact - the clips from q!Roier literally MOURNING the disappearance of his husband on top of all this angst make me want to commit a crime against that nerdy asshole. /lh

I cannot wait to watch cc!Roier's vods and catch all the little details that he added to differentiate between the original q!Roier and Doied (his twin brother). As a content creator, he's done a WONDERFUL job over and over again playing different characters in this silly little block game.

I am so emotionally attached it's hardly even funny. Despite this, I am in an absolutely hysterical state. I'm so excited to see what happens next and am so obsessed that despite having a very elementary understanding of Spanish and knowing no Portuguese at all, I am 100% ready to start learning Spanish again and Portuguese just to keep up with Guapoduo's lore.

QSMP, you sure have done something else to the world. Thank you so much.

Also, I hope you're ready to pay for the fans' therapy more so than the server, Quackity. 👁 👁

[pm-00]

roier just said that cellbit texted him "te extraño, wey" and roier said saudade. 10 dead 12 injured.

[inquebrar]

cc!Roier i know you miss hanging out and doing the gay married roleplay and spending time with your family having funny cute moments kill this Doied quickly and bring back q!Roier sé que es lo que más quieres ándale cabrón ya wey ya

slash joke slash kinda? slash si quieres porfa

[westleywithatea]

roier isnt going to las vegas??? awww :(

[pm-00]

es que yo los quiero mucho

[Image ID: A cropped screenshot of a thousand bits donation in Roier's twitch stream from @/QuackityToo. The donation is in spanish, it reads "wey te extrañe un chingo la verdad". Translation is "dude, honestly, i missed you so fucking much". End ID.]

[Image ID: A cropped screenshot of a tweet by ElQuackity @/ElAlexQuackity with a reply by Roier @/Roiereal. Both tweets are in spanish.

Quackity's tweet reads "Ola roier te extraño". Translation is "Hi, Roier, I miss you."

Roier's reply reads "Regresa de tu world tour wey". Translation is "Come back from your world tour, dude". End ID.]

[Image ID: A cropped tweet in spanish by ElQuackity @/ElAlexQuackity that reads "borro en cinco minutos pero no mamen yo y roier nos cantamos unas rolas de Chente en karaoke y lo hicimos bien Chingon lo quiero mucho". Translation is "I'll delete in five minutes but no way, Roier and me sang some Chente songs in karaoke and we did fucking amazing i love him so much. End ID.]

[meowoongi]

watching the vod of roeir´s egg war made me insane. he is just so fucking good. like HOW. i know that he was a warrior but not like this!!!! i keep forgetin that he beat etoiles in a fair pvp. that one time that foolish said someting about roier hiding his skills with jokes never been more real

[meowoongi]

roier twtted!