Lylia

Help. I don't know what I'm doing. I apologize in advanced for screaming in your tags. I am not sorry. Header made by @Erineas. M.S. in Chemistry 💖

[lylia9000]

AO3 Stories Master Post

When We Were Young - Sans/Reader - https://archiveofourown.org/works/28597860

Welcome to the Club - BHC - https://archiveofourown.org/works/30653165 

Outcodes Club (Drabbles) - BHC - https://archiveofourown.org/works/31485818

Wilt and Wither - Nightmare/Reader - https://archiveofourown.org/works/31450220

When You’re Old Enough, You’ll Understand - Passive Nightmare Sans - https://archiveofourown.org/works/44686846/chapters/112428826

Love Grows - Farm!Sansnomaly Oneshot Compilation - https://archiveofourown.org/works/46939111/chapters/118242094

Papaver somniferum - Fae AU UTMV Sanses/Self-Insert - https://archiveofourown.org/works/61918417

To Someone From A Warm Climate - Underfell Sans/Reader - https://archiveofourown.org/works/64535779/chapters/165738352

And for the oneshots and drabbles that I’ve posted exclusively on Tumblr, check out my #my writing tag! 

[kira-7]

This is a spot from an italian estate agency (we are governed by the right-wing party)

The woman says "Ridiculous..."

If you want to spread it elsewhere, here's the official link

[bisexualbaker]

[Video: An elderly woman is knitting and happens to look out the window to see a pair of young men walking by, who embrace and kiss. She watches after them a bit. The scene changes, and the woman has gone into a courtyard; outside the window of the flat where the men presumably live, a rainbow flag about the size of a standard sheet of paper is hanging. The woman shakes her head and calls it ridiculous; she then knocks it down with a broom handle, and we see it flutter to the ground. Later, we see the young men return to the courtyard and look up, dropping their bags in surprise. Rather than dismay at the missing flag, they now look on in wonder at the knitted rainbow flag that has replaced it, which stretches the whole width of the window and down past the bottom of the fixture the original flag had been attached to. We switch back to the view inside the woman's flat, where we see a bowl of yarn in colors that match the knitted flag; the woman caresses a black-and-white photo of her younger self in a side embrace with another woman, and smiles. End.]

I think the only way this could've been improved is if we'd seen the original, smaller rainbow flag the woman replaced tucked next to her yarn bowl.

[chio-chan2artbox]

Sexy man

[chio-chan2]

DOOFENSHMIRTZ PROPAGANDA Vote for DOOF

[chio-chan2artbox]

The Queen 💜🖤

[chio-chan2]

Doofenshmirtz Propaganda VOTE HERE

[ithelpstodream]

[cookie-sheet-toboggan]

so is Victory

[ashermajestywishes]

LOVE TRIANGLE

[bsparrow]

Don’t forget Truth (Coming Out of Her Well to Shame Mankind)

[justrollinon]

This must be why the Trump administration hates them all 

[acciowine]

The Four Horsewomen of the Trumpocalypse.

[krustybunny-deactivated20221129]

I’ve never reblogged anything so quick

[spectrometon]

The Ultimate Squad, comin’ to wreck your shit and save the world

[quentineliot]

Rb for that art doe

[identicaltwinhalfbrother]

Dignity here to join the girl posse.

[brainwad]

AVENGERS ASSEMBLE

[becomeunsolved]

reblogging for the second time

[athelind]

ALWAYS REBLOG

[cydonianlady]

Reblogging because I don’t think Dignity was on it last time I saw it.

[thenightling]

Dignity is rare on this site. 

[watermelonolemretaw]

@burntmarshmallowqueen

[spibblechip]

what sans au do you think you could survive against?

so here's the background your going to need for this: . This sans au has access to this world for 24 hours. You must hide or prevent them from killing you within this time. . You pissed this sans au off so bad he wants you dead. (Yes, even Dream or Swap) . You are human. A normal , magicless, mortal human. You can use what you know canonly to survive or postpone to the 24 hr limit. Who do you choose?

classic sans

swap sans

Ink sans

Nightmare sans

Dream sans

Shattered dream sans (how? Just....just.....how?)

Error sans

Fresh sans

Horror sans

Dust/murder sans

Horror sans

Killer sans

Remaining time: 1 day 11 hours

if you would like, you can explain why you chose your sans in the comments. Im quite curious as to who you chose and why. At the end of this poll I'll reblog and explain what sans au I think I could survive no issue.

[goldensunset]

[skeletonlover69]

݁⋆⭒˚.⋆ VOTE SANS 2026 ⋆.˚⭒⋆

i will fight this corner until the end and i will not let him lose!!! (ง •̀_•́)ง

[skeletonlover69]

WE ARE 50/50

I REPEAT WE ARE 50/50

KEEP VOTING SANS AND SHARING WITH ALL BELIEVERS. WE CAN MAKE THIS HAPPEN!!!!

[stimman3000]

.

[phyrexia]

Soup

[laszlos-deactivated20250927]

Hot hot soup

[catwithbenefits]

fuck if it’s this easy why do they close the goddamn road for like five months shit

[oppa-homeless-style]

all outta soub :(

[czechs-and-holdings-deactivated]

I work for the road crew in the summer. Crack sealing (the process you see above) is fairly quick and simple. (Though holding a hose that pumps literal tons of 350F tar into the road in the middle of the summer is NOT easy)

I think what a lot of people underestimate is just how much road there is in your city. And just how many directions the crew gets pulled.

For our city of around 50k people there are 8 of us.

Also, crack sealing is a wholly temporary measure, meant to slow the break-up of the roads, it’s not a permanent fix.

Roads tend to get closed for months on end because we have to tear the whole thing up, then, depending on the class of road, we either have to hammer-drill into concrete to lay rebar and the pour concrete, or we can get straight to paving. If it’s a road requiring concrete we’re required to wait at least 24 hours for it to set.

So after 2 days we’re finally able to pave. But the city allocates one (two if we’re lucky) 5 ton truck to transport material.

A relatively short paving job requires at a minimum of 60 tons. So that’s 12 trips to the asphalt factory and back. Each ton is around $80.

TL;DR

There’s a lot of road, not many of us, and soup is expensive.

[magnumpicactus-deactivated20230]

Leave the soup men alone.

[princessofbadassery]

Leave the soup men alone, and go vote for people who will pay for more soup and more soup people

[sephythespooky]

also be careful in workzones and obey speed signs and other directions. Soup men deserve respect and deserve to go home safe ;o;

[mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026]

Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Round 4 Part 9

Sans (Undertale)

Mettaton (Undertale)

Voting ended onJun 29

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[dailyswapsans]

*DAY 580

[llamagoddessofficial]

i think @crumb-crumblet-s-crumbington is an inspiration to us all

[wingdingle]

[c-130jsuperhercules]

[wizzardhat]

[mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026]

@lostinthewrongfandom I didn’t expect this when I opened your dm’s tbh

[mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026]

Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Round 3 Part 3

Howl Jenkins Pendragon (Howl’s Moving Castle)

Uncle Iroh (Avatar The Last Airbender)

Voting ended onJun 22

[xiphiaarts]

I drew one swapyrus, idk where the other three came from

[evilnicegirl]

maybe there never were any twin towers. like did u ever see them?

[nypaingers]

So I know all you kids are joking around but no, you’re not allowed to make jokes about this. No.

[evilnicegirl]

[trash-panda-gorl]

Can’t just leave this in the tags, @the-starboy-symbiont

[ludicrouscheeseburger]

All of the above, plus:

For years after 9/11 we were constantly told “NEVER FORGET” and the idea was basically “keep feeling sad and afraid and especially ANGRY forever; don’t let time dull your emotional response like it’s naturally supposed to; continue to justify the injustices by feeling this way all the time.” And the 3000 deaths were constantly pointed to as this huge deal that justified any lengths to go to.

And then Covid hit. And there were several points during the height of the pandemic (because fun fact, according to the actual definitions of a pandemic, *it’s not technically over yet!* ) where we were having a 9/11’s worth of deaths every week or so. And suddenly 3000 deaths were not a big deal at all. Instead of being enough reason to go to war far away and strip us at home of many rights too, they weren’t even enough justification to make people wear a damn piece of fabric over their face.

3000 people died once and now the government can legally wiretap anyone without a warrant, and hold people at Gitmo under suspicion of terrorism (no need for due process)… 3000 people dying every week but we should all still be going out to brunch and concerts and who cares about the disabled and immunocompromised?

Something in me broke. Make all the 9/11 jokes you want.