Summary: A retrospective on the interconnected timeline of Dream, Sapnap, and TV and film star Y/N, via social media.
2021. The year starts with Y/N's recent film racking up nominations during awards season, while Y/N themselves tries to work their way into getting into the DreamSMP. Dream isn't exactly thrilled with this, and he and Y/N appear to start beefing on Twitter. Sapnap moves in with Dream and his still-unknown housemate, but appears to be having a great time there, and Dream, in an interview, reveals that he's not technically single. Ft. mentions of the PSMP
Need to Know: Explicitly Non-Binary!Reader, early-20s!reader, reader is an incredibly well known film & tv star and has been living with Dream for several months/just over a year. Polyamory.
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· JANUARY ·
At the beginning of January 2021, Y/N's tweet 'so glad they pushed back the SAG awards to march this year at my request, my boyfriend just moved in so im unavailable for the rest of the month' quickly followed by 'dont worry its not because i carried furniture and hurt my back or anything, my boyfriend helped him with all the heavy lifting, i just want to know i have several weeks to be domestic without being interrupted' caused chaos and confusion on Twitter, and they trended for the following 8 hours. After relative radio silence for twelve hours, the only tweet you chose to interact with was one that asked 'which is the side piece tho', to which you responded 'both i sleep in the middle 💙❤️🖤'.
Y/N also retweets a video originally posted on TikTok by user @.woolfenhawke; the woman in the video has dark skin and is wearing pale yellow pyjamas. The label at the top of the video reads 'millennial celebrity Y/N every single time they open Twitter Dot Com'. She starts facing away from the camera, and turns around suddenly, and the camera zooms in very quickly on her face as she lip-syncs to the audio of Tyler Oakley saying 'Hello LGBT community'.
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The most popular fandoms in the character tag of Y/N Y/L/N are Actor RPF, HELIX (2020) RPF, Star Wars RPF, X-Men RPF, and American Horror Story (TV) RPF. The most common pairing is tied between Y/N Y/L/N/Amandla Stenberg and Y/N Y/LN/Evan Peters, followed closely by Y/N/Reader. However, since the beginning of January, there has been a steady increase in fan works rated Mature or Explicit featuring polyamorous pairings.
Reposted from Tumblr and quickly growing in popularity is the fanfiction '(in the absence of everything) i promise to keep you warm'. The first chapter was posted on November 24, 2020, one week after HELIX's public premiere, and has updated consistently in the following months. It is ongoing, at 13 chapters and approximately 45,000 words. It has the following tags; Explicit, Actor RPF, Y/N Y/L/N/Chris Evans/Pedro Pascal, Y/N Y/L/N & Amandla Stenberg, Y/N Y/L/N & Oscar Isaac, AU, Assistant!Y/N, Polyamory, Polyamory Negotiations, Movie Sets, Secret Relationships, Power Dynamics, Protective Chris Evans, Protective Pedro Pascal, Daddy Kink, Fluff and Smut, D/S Undertones, Service Top, Domestic Fluff, Social Anxiety, press publicity and paparazzi, Red Carpets.
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Sapnap posts a photo of himself and Patches in order to announce that he's moved in with Dream and Dream's housemate. Not long after the official post goes up, two posts are added to his Instagram story.
The first is an piece of fanart of Y/N's character Woolfe standing back to back with who appears to be Technoblade from the DreamSMP as he's often depicted in fanart. Technoblade is wearing what appears to be the top half of a boar's skull as a mask covering his eyes, while Woolfe is wearing the angular, aesthetically cyberpunk mask that covers their mouth and looks like a wolf's nose and snarling mouth. The background is black while both characters are lit in sharp relief from either side, with Woolfe being lit in neon green, and Technoblade being lit in neon pink. Stretching across the whole middle of the piece in bold, white lettering is the quote 'If you want to be a hero then die like one.' The art piece is in landscape, A3, and framed and hung against a dark wall. The artist of the piece has been tagged, and across the top Sapnap has added 'proof of housemate's 'not a shrine' to technoblade' in pink letters.
The second is of a polaroid stuck to a dark wall, and an unlit but partially used candle at the very bottom of the image. The polaroid is partially obscured as Sapnap appears to have purposefully edited the photo to scribble in black over one of the figures in the photo to hide their identity. What can be seen in the photo is Sapnap, a little blurry, clearly laughing, half turned from the camera and positioned like he's leaning into someone with his arm around them. There is am arm around his shoulder that is unobscured, but their hand is cut out of the image and they are wearing long sleeves, so there is no identifiable features visible. Over the black scribble, in white text; 'a little bit of a shrine ❤️'.
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"They travel a lot, the housemate travels a lot for work usually," one of the earliest streams Sapnap does after he moves is a somewhat indulgent Q&A while playing Valorant, "in like, chunks of time, a few weeks I guess? But when they're home they're still working, but usually in a way that's, I guess more similar to me and Dream? Like it'd feel weird and, I don't know, like arrogant, I guess? To compare our work? Usually at least. But because of how everything is, you know, a lot of their work is online, and like we have a schedule for who needs the house quiet at what times. That's- that's all I can really say. I know it's vague," he laughs apologetically, "but it has to be." Then, after a few moments of reading through chat he frowns, "can you tell us where housemate is now? I don't know if I'm allowed, hang on," he pulls out his phone and types away, "I'll ask." It doesn't take more than a minute for him to receive a response; "they're on the West Coast, that's all I'm allowed to tell you."
He does not address any of the numerous questions asking him to clarify the Housemate's relationship with Dream or himself.
· FEBRUARY ·
@.dreams-housemate-updates changes their twitter handle to @.dreamnaps-housemate-updates. Their header also changes to the meme image of Bugs Bunny, pointing with both hands to the right, overlaid with the communist flag, with the words "Our Housemate" in the centre.
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@.YourTwitter: me and the boys at 2am looking for BEANS
[Image ID: Y/N, Amandla, and the director of HELIX all posing on the red carpet for the Golden Globes.]
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@.YourTwitter: BEANS acquired
[Image ID: Two stills from the live broadcast of the Golden Globes, the first one being of Y/N and Amandla in the audience, leaning against one another and clutching each other, beaming and on the verge of tears as they are looking up, presumably at the stage. Y/N has their free hand up and partially covering their mouth.
The second is of HELIX's director Robert Eggers on stage having just received the Golden Globe for Best Director of a Motion Picture. He has a hand to his heart and is using the Golden Globe itself in his other hand to point out into the crowd, presumably to Y/N and Amandla.]
HELIX was nominated for 5 Golden Globes in total, and won two; Best Director - Motion Picture, and Best Original Score - Motion Picture.
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On Valentine's Day, you post one picture to your Instagram story. It's of a nondescript hotel bed covered in red rose petals. The duvet is black and neat, and the only caption you've added is white text highlighted with red in the top right corner; no shitposts today im actually in love.
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It had been somewhat disheartening to be on set on Valentine's Day knowing you were so far from the two people you loved the most. It's been weeks since you were home, which only made it all the harder. The shoot went well, and you were glad to be messaging Dream and Sapnap through the day, even if you couldn't be near them.
Around lunch they tell you that they're sending flowers to your hotel, that it was meant to be a surprise but they'll need your room number, and that the hotel might call to confirm with you. As much as you love the gesture, it makes you miss them both even more, and you start browsing flights back to Florida on your phone in between takes, fantasizing about having the time to take off and see them.
The hotel calls in the afternoon, and you confirm that anything from your boyfriends has full permission to be placed in your room while you were gone. Sun will be setting in a few hours, there's no time left for your fantasy to come true, not if you wanted to remain professional.
There'd always be next year, you tell yourself.
You message to say that you miss them, and they respond in kind, both quick to assure you that there's always going to be more time, that one day wouldn't matter. Perhaps not in the long run, but today it felt like it did.
So when you get back to your hotel and see the rose petals on your bed, it feels too good to be true.
And when you catch sight of both Dream and Sapnap waiting patiently in the larger living space of the room, you feel yourself begin to tear up. They're both with you immediately, wrapping you up in their arms, endeared as they try and soothe you, murmur for you not to cry.
It's been a long day of heartache, thinking that you'd be without them, so it's all you can do to hold them tightly, a mess of laughter and cathartic tears as you tell them how much you love them both. You hadn't realised just how much you'd missed them until this moment, until you're peppering them with kisses and babbling about how this has gone from the worst day to maybe one of the best of your life.
"So far," Sapnap grins teasingly, kissing your temple. Dream echoes his words, echoes his tone, and you feel yourself growing flustered as your initial wave of shock and awe had died down.
Best day of your life, so far.
· MARCH ·
In early March 2021, the nominations for the 93rd Academy Awards are announced, and HELIX receives 6 nominations; Best Picture, Best Director, Best Original Score, Best Visual Effects, and Chris Evans is nominated for Best Supporting Actor. Controversy arises, however, as Y/N is also announced as a nominee for Best Actor.
A statement is released by the Academy the day after the nominees were announced, stating the decision as to which category they were nominated in was due to the technical broadness of the category, and that Y/N's team had been contacted prior to the nomination being confirmed.
A day after The Academy releases their statement, Y/N posts two updates to their Instagram story;
1. A blurry selfie taken in bed, sheet pulled up to their neck, giving the camera peace sign. Across their forehead reads 'its an honour to be nominated, im looking forward to the day that there's a category specifically for nonbinary actors and actresses so people like me don't have to be torn to shreds online when people try to acknowledge and appreciate us'.
2. A photo of a mostly empty plate sitting on their bedside table, covered in crumbs, with a knife and fork sitting in the middle. Their hand can be seen giving a thumbs up closer to the camera, and is captioned '"why didn't you respond before now its been two days????" sorry buddy i was getting my shit rocked and eating pancakes in bed. i knew it'd be a hot button issue online so i decided to celebrate the nom first. im allowed to celebrate my achievements ✌️'.
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@gnflmnop: you remember that one time @.YourTwitter tweeted about the dsmp right before their movie premiered and then Never Again? Did I hallucinate that?
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@YourTwitter: my boyfriends bully me whenever I go to tweet about it :(
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@YourTwitter: they're mad about who my favourite is (it goes back and forth but they're never happy with who I say 😔)
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@.YourTwitter: if y'all knew my boys this would be so much funnier, I promise this is all v lighthearted.
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@.gnflmnop: Who's your current fav??
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@.YourTwitter: @.Quackity 🥰
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@.Quackity: HOLY SHIT
· APRIL ·
HELIX ends up winning four of the six Oscars it's nominated for; Best Director, Best Visual Effects, Best Original Score, and Y/N wins Best Actor.
Transcript of Y/N's winning speech from the 93rd Academy Awards for their performance in HELIX:
Before I start, I need to say something to the people like me - non-binary and trans people like me - beyond this room, watching this live or in the future; hi! Look! We can see it now, you can see me; the world is changing and our future is bright! [Brief pause.] Now, on January 4th this year, my ex-manager told me I was an unhireable PR nightmare, and tonight he decides to text me; congrats on the nom, for your own sake don't start a twitter tirade when you lose, Anthony Hopkins is eighty seven, he can't fight back. [They are becoming audibly choked up.] To that I say; don't you wish you put your energy into something useful? [Pause as they compose themselves.] Which is why I'm up here, thanking my amazing manager who actually believes in me, our whole incredible team behind HELIX, especially Rob and Amandla - you should both be up here with me, because I wouldn't be here without either of you. [They take a moment to clutch the Oscar to their chest, looking overwhelmingly grateful.] And the only thing better than this is knowing I get to see my wonderful, supportive, damn amazing partners after. My favourite place in the world is at home with you both, I love you. [Sniffling, they give a watery laugh.] This is a moment, isn't it? This is our moment. Thank you.
Given the immense exposure of The Oscars, Y/N's speech quickly goes viral. The backlash from the conservative side of the internet is immense, however the outpouring of support still manages to dwarf it. It's seen as a cultural reset, with 'the world is changing and our future is bright' being painted across every LGBT+ corner of the internet. Also, both the polyamorous and nonbinary communities specifically appear to adopt the phrase 'this is our moment'.
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The following interaction occurred during a Just Chatting stream on Wilbur Soot's Twitch channel on the 30th of April, and can be found in the stream's VOD beginning at 53:46.
"Can I share something surreal with you all?" Wilbur asks, tone vaguely bemused as he was streaming with Tommy, Ranboo, and Philza, "lads, chat, can I share the most, I think unexpected reaction I've received after yesterday?"
"Unexpected how?" Ranboo snorts a laugh.
"Like, I think it was the emotion I was going for, but I never expected this person to contact me?"
"Oh interesting, who was it?" Tommy asked excitedly.
"Well, I mean, there's weird ways the SMP kind of breaches containment that makes me think 'ah, people lying for attention on the internet again'," Wilbur begins, and is met with stifled giggles from the others, who seem to know exactly what he means by that sentiment, "which I don't necessarily know why I think that, since most times it's kind of innocuous or makes a roundabout kind of sense, like a politicians kid getting them to tweet at us, but there was something a few months back that I heard about and I was like 'that's absolute bullshit'."
"You do especially seem to get a few weird ones," Phil agrees.
"And I don't usually get star struck; I'm not trying to brag here, but I've had - well, we've all had - some pretty high profile encounters here and there," Wilbur's voice was rising in intensity, as the others voiced their agreement, "but there was an interaction a few months ago, and I kind of shot my shot since I don't use Twitter and had my Discord passed on to this person, and nothing really came of it."
"Who was it, man?!" Tommy groaned, frustrated by Wilbur building up the encounter, much to everyone else's amusement. Wilbur pauses for a moment.
"Yesterday I received my first message from Y/N since we'd connected on Discord, after months mind you, and it's a selfie of them giving me the thumbs up, whilst clearly crying -"
"What?!" Several of the others in the chat exclaimed, Wilbur clearly matching their confused, startled energy.
"Right?! And you wanna know what the caption was? Here, I'll read it to you guys, it says; Wilbur, why am I crying about minecraft ghost."
Silence.
Then;
"Three days ago they won an actual fucking Oscar; what reality am I in right now?" He crows, still clearly baffled.
"That can't be real," Ranboo announced, sounding a little dazed.
"Why is Y/N Y/L/N crying about minecraft ghost, Wilbur?" Tommy practically yelled, "we saw HELIX together with Tubbo the last time I was in Brighton, I refuse to believe fucking Woolfe shed real tears over Ghostbur!" Then, after a beat, "oh God, and it was my fault too! I need to start writing an apology," he's clearly half joking, and the others play along.
"The character Woolfe?"
"No, to Y/N themselves," Tommy says, adding, "maybe if I ask Dream nice enough he'll take it back."
Not long after this conversation occurred live, the following was posted to Twitter;
@.YourTwitter: ooh lads, me and my parasocial relationship might not survive this one omg @.WilburSoot @.philza @.tommyinnit @.ranboo
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@.ranboo: [GIF from Y/N's award speech at The Oscars; Y/N is holding their award to their chest, standing behind a podium. The caption at the bottom reads 'This is a moment, isn't it?'.]
And;
@.Dream: despite wishful thinking, no celebrity tears based twitter campaign will make me take back certain SMP based events. in fact if you tried i think id just double down and say certain minecraft ghosts got what was coming to them
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@.YourTwitter: @.YourTwitter
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@.YourTwitter: see its that easy to @ me. <3
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@.Dream: didn't you win an oscar? please get a hobby
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@.YourTwitter: dont vague me just because ur mad ur not my favourite
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@.Dream: @.YourTwitter You make me want to smack you sometimes.
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@.YourTwitter: hot. dm me.
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@.Dream: Why are you like this?
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@.YourTwitter: for the bit. <3
· MAY ·
@.enbyhawke: @.DreamWasTaken @.YourTwitter the people have spoken.
Link to the Change.org petition 'Let Y/N Join The DreamSMP']
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@.YourTwitter: @.Dream the people have spoken 😌
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@.Dream: @.YourTwitter the people need to be quiet, I already told you no in our DMs.
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@.YourTwitter: [GIF from Mean Girls of Regina George, phone to her ear, caption at the bottom reading 'Boo, you whore.']
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Rating: Explicit
Archive Warning: No Archive Warnings Apply
Category: Other
Fandom: HELX (2020), Dream SMP
Relationships: Woolfe (HELIX)/Clay | Dream (Video Blogging RPF)
Characters: Woolfe (HELIX), Clay | Dream (Video Blogging RPF)
Additional Tags: PWP, what is this lol, crack, based on a twitter post, Eric Andre Voice LET ME IN but its woolfe and the dsmp, Power Imbalance, hate fucking, choking, spit, reluctant bottoming, degradation, so close to just writing RPF but im pretending to have dignity, ch 1 is afab!Y/N, ch 2 is amab!Y/N, otherwise the chapters are identical, just like every other smut oneshot with Y/N or their nb characters lol, the Y/N fandom etiquette is beautiful tbh we all know what we're doing here, WAIT c!Dream IS LITERALLY JUST A YOUNG VERSION OF CHRIS EVAN'S CHARACTER OH MY GOD, DOWN TO THE EXPERIMENTING ON PEOPLE AND KILLING THEM AND BRINGING THEM BACK
Language: English
Series: Part 1 of isn't bite also touch (HELIXsmp) · Next Work ->
Stats: Published: 05-15-2021 Words: 4863 Chapters: 2/2
i'll tell you my sins (and you can sharpen your knife)
FullContakt
Summary:
There's a price to pay for clear intentions. Woolfe understands the roles and rules of this place and is happy to call themselves a villain, however the one who originally chose that title isn't exactly willing to give it up, so Dream decides to find out exactly how far Woolfe is willing to go for it.
Notes:
Y/N and Dream's one online interaction makes me laugh so fucking hard, they're both so chaotic, I don't know who is the one with the audacity here. I think they both have far too much. But anyways, since im lowkey obsessed with the few HELIX/DSMP crossovers we already have here (literally never cried as hard as i did finishing starslikerhinestones's Woolfe/Wilbur MASTERPIECE 'a hero's job is to die'. seriously if nothing else please read it for Hawke being THE BEST OLDER SIBLING to tommy, as long as you don't mind tragedy and heartbreak)
ANYWAYS seeing that interaction between Y/N and dream just made me think that Woolfe and c!Dream would HATE each other so here, they beat the shit out of each other... and yeh fuck a bit. Enemies-to-enemies-who-hatefuck.
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Sapnap makes an offhand comment during a stream about how he's missing their housemate since they went to the UK. Dream seems to share this sentiment, joking 'and we didn't even get to swap them for George while they're gone, it's so unfair'. Both seem genuinely disheartened by the housemate's absence, but make a note of how proud they both are of everything the housemate has been doing.
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From May 20th to May 23rd, the 'PenisSMP' or 'PSMP' trends on Tumblr as a shitpost directed at the Minecraft YouTube community, that flourished on the oft overlooked blogging platform, was quickly co-opted and expounded upon by said community.
In amongst its colourful cast and rapidly developing lore, several real figures were included and adopted into the kayfabe, including current members of the DreamSMP such as Tommyinnit (given the alias 'Wife_Haver' in the PSMP), and ConnorEatsPants, with no significant alterations to his already established character whatsoever, just that he existed in this SMP too. Alongside them, Y/N was quickly adopted into the lore and cast of characters with the in-game alias of '4rs0n_R1sk', as first mentioned in user @.localtubboenthusiast's post;
localtubboenthusiast
literally why is anyone surprised that fvckass blew up half the server?? why is ANYONE surprised they keep setting fires??? they were literally hand raised by 4rs0n_R1sk!!!
#who is literally being played by one of the most chaotic actors of our generation #this is why dream didn't let Y/N join the dream SMP #hes a coward #psmp #penissmp #penismp #y/n y/l/n #4rs0n_r1sk #fvckass the sheep #fuckass the sheep
And the follow-up question they received;
Anonymous asked:
WAIT HOLD UP THATS WHERE I KNOW 4RS0N'S VOICE??? ITS Y/N????
localtubboenthusiast answered:
yeah apparently they're friends with penis irl and asked if they could join out of spite after the whole dream refusing to let them into the dsmp thing 😂 can't believe they literally don't even stream they're just there lol
#also in case it wasn't clear i AM a PenisUnavailable And ShittyFartBaby69 Are Actually Y/N's Boyfriends truther #4rs0n_R1sk #Y/N Y/L/N #PSMP #penismp #penissmp
Fanart of '4rs0n_R1sk' usually depicts Y/N as either their character Woolfe from HELIX, or Contakt from The New Mutants with a warm colour pallet and fire powers. They are usually drawn with 'Fvckass the Sheep', 'PenisUnavailable', or 'TurboThruster'.
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@.YourTwitter: went to dublin and all I got was spit on. they give you exactly what you ask for here, amazing customer service 🥰
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@.Ic3_Squared: Hey bestie some thoughts should stay in your head ❤️
· JUNE ·
I Spent A Day With DREAM was posted to YouTube by Anthony Padilla on the 9th of June, and the following exchange begins around minute 5;
Dream: God it's so weird, actually, because there's been these huge changes in my personal life that have happened, like, parallel to the whole YouTube thing, but are still significantly effected by it, if that makes sense?
Anthony: What kind of changes to do you mean?
Dream: Like, uh, I'm not fully sure if I'm able to talk about this, though I guess if this bit makes it into the video I've confirmed that I am allowed to actually talk about it, [Dream laughs] but I feel very lucky to currently be in the best relationship of my life, but like, I feel like that would have happened, like me- me and my- you know, [Dream stumbles over his words a little, as if to purposefully dance around the precise wording of the relationship] that would still be happened even if I never blew up.
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📌 Pinned Tweet
@.dreamnaps-housemate-updates: If Dream is dating his housemate that would be news to us too. We don't have any more information than anyone else on this matter. Please stop asking us, thank you.
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On June 26th Twitter user @.goldenghostgirl asks you if you'd be watching Minecraft Championship (Pride), and who you'd be watching. You respond less than half an hour later with three consecutive tweets; 'me and my parasocial relationship will be watching pink parrots 😌🦜💓', then 'only because @.smajor didnt invite me to play which isn't his fault since he doesn't know I'm secretly very good at minecraft.... but just so you know... for next pride... 👀 👉👈' and finally 'im actually being legit here, minecraft as a game is far bigger in our house than I really let on, I'd love to prove my boyfriends' mentoring has paid off 💖'.
For MCC Pride, the team Pink Parrots is made up of SolidarityGaming, Grian, Wilbur Soot, and Technoblade. Highlights from their team during the event include;
Wilbur makes a point to say hello to Y/N at the beginning of the event as he figures they're probably watching. When providing clarification for the situation to the rest of his team in the VC he refers to it as 'mutually parasocial'. Wilbur also jokes about becoming an honourary member of Y/N's polycule. Y/N does not publically comment on any of this; it is not made clear if they saw it.
Technoblade mentions that Dream has been DMing him during the event, and that both he, and his housemate who isn't Sapnap, but is just happy to be here, are cheering them on.
Wilbur's fire alarm chirping aggressively, much to his growing frustration, until he has to disconnect as there is apparently an actual fire emergency in his building. He had to talk to the firefighters who arrived on scene in order to confirm that he was safe to re-enter the building. He is able to rejoin MCC.
In Wilbur's absence, there are several suggestions for a temporary replacement; Technoblade suggests Dream, Grian mentions that Y/N has put their hand up on Twitter, while Wilbur himself suggests Philza Minecraft. Philza ultimately becomes Wilbur's temporary replacement.
Philza breaking down with laughter when he reads your follow up tweet; "Don't look at me, I retract my statement. Coach, I was wrong I'm not ready for the big leagues, you shouldn't put me on. If you have the choice of Philza Minecraft of course you choose Philza Minecraft." He then adds, as his laughter dies down, that he understands now why Wilbur had called his interactions with you 'surreal'.
After the event concluded, you post one final tweet; "if any interviewer ever brings up today I WILL lie."
· JULY ·
On July 14, the final episode of Loki is released on Disney+. During one of the final scenes, after the timelines have all split and Loki is making his way to try and warn Mobius about what had happened, we see Y/N being dragged through the facility, clearly reprising their role as the mutant Contakt (Itta Marie) from 2020's New Mutants.
An hour after the premiere of the episode, Y/N tweeted twice;
1. 'oh yeah lol should update my IMDB about that'.
2. 'nd yeah dad acquired, for those keeping score at home' [Image ID: Y/N and Tom Hiddleston in costume as their respective characters Contakt and Loki on the set of the Loki series. They appear to be in an animated discussion between takes.
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@.YourTwitter: there's no irl sdcc so no-one can stop me from cosplaying and doing some sort of Q&a.. need suggestions. And questions.
@.YourTwitter: imagine if I became a twitch streamer lol. anyways q&a here
[Link to user PR Nightmare on Twitch.]
"Tommyinnit in my chat? Is this real?" You found yourself beaming with delight, "do you wanna join? DM me your Discord on Twitter, you're awesome, dude!"
"Are you cosplaying Ghostbur?" Is the first thing Tommy asks the minute you voice call him.
"I am!" You tell him with delight.
"Why?"
"I miss him," you admit freely. Tommy snorts a laugh, but the conversation trails off until, "it's so cool to talk to you finally, both my boyfriends speak so very highly of you."
"You're... a fan of mine?"
"I like your videos, yeah," you agree without hesitation, "and your arc is super compelling to watch on the SMP."
Tommy goes very quiet for several long moments before you hear faintly 'ow... ow... ow...'.
"Are you okay?" You ask, concerned, and Tommy hums for a moment.
"Sorry, just had to pinch myself a few times," then even as your laughing fondly, he continues, "still not convinced this is a real conversation I'm having."
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@.dreamnaps-housemate-updates posted a clip from Sapnap's then-latest Minecraft stream on July 28th with the caption 'i love the way they love';
"What's been your favourite part of living with me so far?" Dream's voice is saccharine and teasing as he asks Sapnap live on stream.
"God, you're so needy," Sapnap laughs, though his tone is fond. While his focus remains primarily on his screen where he's playing Minecraft, occasionally his gaze will flick to something to his left, off camera.
"Thank you," Dream sounds quite smug, "but is that really your favourite?" In the silence that follows, Dream's tone takes on that saccharine tone as he prompts again.
"I mean if you twist it the right way, like with the right words," Sapnap sounds uncharacteristically soft, almost embarrassed, and seems to be intently focusing on his game with a faint flush to his cheeks.
"Twist what? Me being needy?" Dream half laughs, but Sapnap continues, sincere.
"I mean, I obviously wouldn't actually word it like that, but you're obviously the best part of living with you," he admits, a warm silence follows, and finally Sapnap looks directly at whatever is to his left, though he still appears to be addressing Dream when he speaks; "I'm not mentioning our housemate because they already look like they're a half second away from saying something emotional despite the fact that I'm live," he warns pointedly with a grin, as if to stave off the housemate in question. Then, after a moment, he softens his tone and expression considerably, practically radiating affection, "but you're the other best part about living here."
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@.StardewwSoot: how long have @.YouTwitter and @.Callahan been mutuals? 👀👀
· AUGUST ·
@.YourTwitter: in Switzerland, finally able to add another Hot Hollywood Dad to my collection of father figures @.VancityReynolds
@.YourTwitter: ALSO PREMIERE OF FREE GUY AT THE LOCARNO FILM FESTIVAL!! DEFINITELY SHOULD HAVE LEAD WITH THAT!!
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During an interview as part of Free Guy's press junket, an interviewer asks Joe Keery and Ryan Reynolds if either of them had met Y/N's partners.
"No, but I'm sure they're having a great time in Canada with my high school girlfriend," Ryan says without missing a beat as his younger costars break out in laughter. All three of them are grinning, a clearly easy comradery between them all, even as Y/N gives him a shove and insists their boyfriends are real. "Oh yeah, then what are their names?"
"I wish I could tell you, but I literally can't," you admit, a little sheepish, even as Ryan loudly proclaims that you're not making a strong case for yourself, "I wish- dude, I promise I wish I could tell you, but you wouldn't even begin to believe why I can't!" You insist once more.
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@.yourtwitter: my toxic trait is every time I miss my boyfriends I read fanfiction about them and send them links to my favourites
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@.yourtwitter: the reviews are in folks
[screenshot of a group chat titled '🎉 No Noise Complaints Since 8/23 🎉'.
cat daddy: [screenshot of above tweet]
cat daddy: your toxic trait is being funny when we're not able to publicly respond
H0TB0I: your toxic trait is never specifying when you're missing us or being a menace
Ryan Reynolds Lover: ?????
cat daddy: @H0TB0I cranky because you skipped the tags and read mpreg aren't you
Ryan Reynolds Lover: oh lol yeah no I was just being a menace when I sent that sorry 😅❤]
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@.asheeberree: WAIT PEOPLE WRITE FANFICTION ABOUT YOUR BOYFRIENDS??? WHO ARE YOU DATING??
Less than an hour later, Sapnap tweets out "our housemate just said 'pass me your phone I want to cause problems on purpose' so that's the only context I can give for whatever the next tweet is ¯\_(ツ)_/¯" less than three minutes later, the following tweet is posted to Sapnap's alt account:
@.sapnapalt: dreamnap housemate here hello sap's twitter, I have a question. why are y'all sleeping on omega!dream and alpha!sap as concepts? I'm absconding with his phone so you have time to answer and I can see your responses before he deletes this 😘
· SEPTEMBER ·
A selection of articles and quizzes from Buzzfeed.com tagged Y/N Y/L/N in the month of September, 2021;
If Ever We Have To Elect A Representative For All Millennials, Here's My Pitch For It To Be Y/N
(Quiz) Plan Your Mission And I'll Tell You Who In The Mandolorian's Crew Would Be Your Bestie
10 Most Plausible Potential Secret Beaus For Y/N (And The Hottest Fanfiction For Each To Prove It)
(Quiz) Plan Your Ideal Date To Find Out Which Of Y/N's Hot Hollywood Father Figures Is Your Daddy
This Talented Artist Does Everything Right In Their Artwork Showcasing Their Fancast for The Breakfast Club In 2021
· OCTOBER ·
On October 3rd, you tweeted in rapid succession 'Callahan's my best friend now', 'hacker voice: im in', '@.Quackity heyyyy what are u doing rn? u free buddy?' and then a link to your Twitch account, where you were live on the Dream SMP.
The following is one of many short clips that you liked on Twitter after your Stream ended;
"Hey look at you go," Quackity laughs "you know your way around here better than I do; you weren't lying about watching us it seems."
"Yeah, well I play quite a bit with my boyfriends, since it's something they're really into, and they really got me into the SMP in the first place; they've been invested in this since day one," you said, smiling warmly before you leaned close to your camera and mic, "and now chat, you're gonna go ahead and clip that for me, and post it to twitter, so they can see it."
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Dream and Sapnap both post photos to Instagram of several Halloween costumes they wear together. Most of the photos are just of the two of them, always with Dream entirely covered to continue obscuring his identity, but the final photo of both photosets is one of the housemate, for the first time in record.
They appear to be wearing a black hoodie, black gloves, black jeans, and appear to have borrowed the mask Dream has worn previously.
In Dream's Instagram post, the housemate is looking directly down into the digital camera they have around their neck, clearly having been taking the photos for Dream and Sapnap. The mask is lifted off of their face and sits on top of their head, however with the angle they are looking, the mask completely obscures their face and smiles directly at the camera.
In Sapnap's post, the setting is different to any of the other photos, as it appears to have been taken in a living room. Dream is still wearing the black hoodie and Squid Game mask, while the housemate appears to have fallen asleep with their head in his lap. Dream's mask is on the arm of the sofa, as is what appears to be a bright green hoodie. The housemate's hood is up while they're laying with their back to the camera so their face isn't visible. Dream is resting a hand on their hip and has his phone in the other, seemingly still using it despite his mask.
On Halloween itself, Y/N posts an image of themselves against a black wall dressed the same way as Dream appears in a few of the earlier photos he'd posted of himself, with a green hoodie, completed with a large, white, smiling mask. Both on Instagram and Twitter the photos is captioned 'this is my official apology to @.DreamWasTaken for breaking into his server'. Dream responds on Twitter telling you 'you're on thin ice....... lucky you're almost as cute as i am in that fit'.
· NOVEMBER ·
On November 11th, the trailer for the 15th season of sitcom 'It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia' is uploaded across the series' various social media platforms. The clip, that lasts just over one minute, appears to take place in Dublin, and includes indications that Y/N will play a reoccurring character throughout the season.
The two most notable clips are;
'Sweet Dee' seems gleeful as she informs Y/N that they are a great assistant, before immediately spitting upon them.
And;
"So we need you to clarify which of us is gay -" Dennis posed the question to Y/N standing close beside his sister.
"Mac, right? He's the gay, isn't he?"
"Yes," Dennis frowns, "but he likes men, and you are -" he gestures to their body, "not. However, if we," he gestures between himself and Dee, "both are trying to sleep with you, then one of us is gay," he paused, visibly deliberating, "or, well, not gay, but also not straight, since that would make this much easier for me, but for me to be straight you'd have to be a woman and you are -" again, he gestures to their body, "not..." Dennis clasped his hands together, tone growing almost furiously frustrated, as if at Y/N themselves, "so now, you beguiling little minx, have made us both potentially neither gay nor straight, you have turned us into Schrodinger's Fruits!" Waiting, breathing hard at the end of his outburst, it cuts to Y/N, visibly confused by the situation, brow furrowed.
Not long after the clips are posted, you retweet it with the caption 'show with the most BDE (big dad energy)' and a photo of yourself on set in Dublin in the middle of a cheesy group hug between the five lead actors of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia. Not long after, the show's official twitter responds with;
@.AlwaysSunny: Welcome to the family!
[ID: Four stills from the upcoming season of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia;
1. Dennis clearly having taken Y/N by surprise, grabbing them by the shoulders and kissing them. Neither appears to be enjoying themselves; Dennis's entire expression is scrunched up like he's smelled something awful, while Y/N is so tense their arms are throw out to the side.
2. Dee and Y/N nose to nose, both staring intensely into each others eyes, the tips of their tongues awkwardly touching where they're poking out of their otherwise closed mouthes.
3. Charlie and Y/N both covered in mud, fully clothes in a bog up to their waists, passionately making out.
4. Mac leaning against a bar counter from behind it, beaming brightly at Y/N who is slouched at the back. Mac is gesturing proudly to four different coloured liquor bottles lined up in the order yellow, white, purple, black, thus making a side-on nonbinary flag. Y/N is giving the display a tired smile.]
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@.YourTwitter: I honestly can't believe that on Halloween I celebrated a year with my dream boi, and like a week later I got to celebrate again with hot boi, just before the anniversary of HELIX.
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@.YourTwitter: everything has happened so much this year, Im so proud of all the wonderful people in my life and all the projects we've worked so hard on!!
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@.YourTwitter: omg this might have been the best year of my life.....
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@.Dream: so far.
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@.Sapnap: So far.
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@.YourTwitter: @.Sapnap @.Dream ur both so right,, best year of my life So Far 😌
· DECEMBER ·
December 2021 is surprisingly quiet.
At the beginning of the month you announce that since you've actually got some time off, you're going to be stepping back from social media to focus on spending time on your partners and yourself. Many voice their support for you, including both Dream and Sapnap.
Sapnap streams far more frequently than Dream, and it's notable that he seems incredibly bright in all December streams, even moreso than usual.
Dream does two Twitter Spaces during the month, and in both he sounds practically giddy, explaining that both he and Sapnap are glad to have their housemate home for the holidays.
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The Archive Of Our Own tag 'Clay | Dream/Sapnap/HousemateWasTaken' has 98 works by the end of 2021. The fanfiction with the highest kudos in this tag is 'Tommy's Guide to Imports and Exports', which is part 3 of user alliumc4t's series 'The Kids Aren't Alright'. This series revolves around the romantic relationship between Dream, Sapnap, and their housemate, whilst also becoming legal guardians of Tommyinnit, Tubbo_, and Ranboo. The series is still labelled as ongoing, and contains the following fics;
'Ohana' Isn't A Real Word
Blessed Be The Boys Time Can't Capture
Tommy's Guide to Import and Exports
Time's Arrow (The Achilles Heel)
The Only Normal Person In This Whole Damn Building
Flags and Other Decorations
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And finally, to book end the year, Y/N posted the following Tweet just after midnight on New Year's Eve:
For all you asking, the boys were each other's New Year's kiss, I gave our cat a smooch on her little fuzzy noggin. Good start to the year all around. 💖
Okok so like cc sap and Wilbur and their playing like something on steam with like their streamer crush and then reader gets like flustered by something they say or something and reader is like known for being like SUPER unfazed and intimidating and they're immediate reaction is to like literally FORGET how to speak English and respond in their mother language and so how would that go down
That was probably hard to read/understand but I hope u get the general gist, have a nice day
❝PICK-UP LINES❞
warning- light banter, spanish (I don't know if this is a warning, translation at the bottom), inappropriate pickup lines, sapnap being sapnap.
genre- fluff
summary- sapnap flirts with the reader using cheesy wiki pickup lines.
a/n- for this one I choose sapnap because I don't really support wilbur, sorry! though I hope you enjoy this anyway. thank you for requesting!
m.list - ask - series m.list
"If being sexy was a crime, you’d be guilty as charged."
"sapnap, enough." you stress, eyeing as the chat went quicker by the minute. they found it hilarious by his constant flirting using cheesy pick-up lines he found on wiki. you narrow your eyes towards the camera, shifting in your seat uncomfortably.
sapnap giggles in response and clicks out of the tab. "what? I'm not doing anything."
you take a swig of your white claw, making sure to make the gulp loud in the mic. shaking your head you wipe the residue off your mouth. "you know exactly what you're doing."
"and that is?"
"don't play with me." your fingers move quickly across the keyboard, the letters lighting up beneath your fingers. the search engine loads and sapnaps' stream appears on the monitor next to your main.
you press esc on your game and sapnaps character crouching in-front of you repeatedly catches you off guard. the sudden movement of your cursor makes him stop, turning his attention to you.
the unblinking eyes of his minecraft skin watches as you watch him. you take a moment to look away and back to chat. it gives him time to use creative mode and pull out a random item he finds.
he walks to stand before you, dropping the item to the floor.
"Are you a lever? Because you turn me on." he teases leaning back in his chair. he boasts- puffing his chest out like a bird. he has a cocky smirk on his face, taking pride at the silence on the other line.
"what? that's- what?" you remove the drink from your lips, choking back a cough.
he doesn't miss a beat.
"Are you a pig? Because I wanna ride you all night long."
your eyes widen, your minecraft character stops moving. all throughout the night sapnap has been hitting you left and right with pick-up lines but that one had to be the most profound. every single one you heard you'd brush it off to the side, not even batting a eye to it. and everytime he tried to get a reaction out of you it'd be ignored.
but this time a unfamiliar heat rises to your face. you put a hand over your camera while using the other one to cover one of your cheeks, pushing the other one into your shoulder.
"AYE QUE VERGA- QUE TE PASA CONTIGO?? COCHINO." you spit back aggressively, though the voice crack when you shouted showed your true embarrassment.
"what?" he laughs, watching as you remove your hand from the camera, he looks at your chat.
@bootylover445 : ARE THEY BLUSHING? LMAO
@y/unapsh1per : SAPNAP KEEP GOING I NEED THIS FOR EDITS
he giggles at that one.
@rainiedai : this is the first time we got a reaction like that, good job sapnap.
he then realized that what rainiedai said was true, you were known for being the most nonchalant, unfazed person on twitch, not really giving the time of day for anything. people were usually scared of you, they could say the meanest thing to you and you'd just shrug in response. so the fact that he made you blush will forever be on his mind, he took pride in it and you looked amazing in red.
"aw is y/n blushing?" he teased at you, squishing his cheeks in mockery, you scoff rolling your eyes.
you pull your lips into a thin line, furrowing your eyebrows, the blush was now gone and a mean look replaced it. but your voice contradicts your face, you wouldn't ever tell him but it was effective and cute, and even if the pick-up line was vulgar, it was funny enough to get a rise out of you.
in a hushed out, light tone you mumble.
"callate idiota."
and he smiles.
* AYE QUE VERGA- QUE TE PASA CONTIGO?? COCHINO. | aye what the fuck- whats wrong with you?? nasty. *
Summary: You stay up late working on a project until Sapnap drags you into bed.
[1AM]
You had been working on project for college all night as it was due the following day but by 1AM you were still not finished. You were beginning to get frustrated as you felt you weren't getting anywhere with it. You leaned back in your chair and sighed, rubbing your eyes in an attempt to stay awake.
| knock knock |
Your head whips around to see Sapnap peering in through the door.
"Y/N? You're still awake?" he says with concern.
You just nod at him, too tired to form any proper sentences.
He walks up to you and leans on the chair and says. "You really should sleep, this isn't good for you."
You groan and you try to at least finish up the page you were working on.
"Y/N, seriously." He says, resting his arms over your shoulders.
You rub your eyes again and look up to him. He sighs and pulls the chair back away from the desk. He scoops you up and carries you to your bed, gently placing you down. He goes back to your desk and turns off your laptop before snuggling up with you under the covers.
"I love you, Y/N" Sapnap says before placing a kiss on your head. You respond by snuggling your head onto his chest. The comforting warmth from being so close to each other rocked the both of you to sleep.
Synopsis: You and Sapnap get caught in the kitchen.
Word count: 1.5K
Note: I think I’ve written something similar to this before, but I just like writing abt kitchen counters!
*Welcome 😎 anon !!
*If someone wants, I could make a part 2 to this where they actually fuck
(Also this hasn't been proofread and it hasn't been edited so there's probably gonna be some mistakes somewhere)
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You turn to Sapnap, whispering quietly to the boy “I’m sure he’s not gonna wake up. It’d make no sense at all, why would he suddenly just decide to get up? We’ll be fine! Just trust me” you told him. Sapnap didn’t believe you and gave you a quizzical look “but what if he does? What if he needs to go to the toilet or something?” He asked.
“What? Don’t you trust me..?” You batted your eyelashes at him and spoke in a higher voice, pouting at him and frowning “wh- don’t look at me like that. No, I don’t trust you.” Sapnap rolled his eyes at you.
“Wow. How rude, how’re you gonna make it up to me?” You continuously flirted with him, making Sapnap get all giggly and blushy “stop it! Dream’s gonna wake up..” Sapnap playfully slapped your arm. “He won’t! It literally makes so much sense for him not to wake up!” You pried at his arm and tried to pull him up.
Sapnap signed and stood up, following you “so.. what?” Sapnap raised an eyebrow at you. You gestured towards the kitchen counter and Sapnap took the hint, sitting on it gently and looking down at you. “If he wakes up, I’m blaming you” Sapnap quickly spoke “shut up! He won’t”
You leaned in close to Sapnap, smiling at him instead of closing the gap “what? Are you being a coward again? Not gonna kiss me?” Sapnap chuckled “shh.. no, I’m just- waiting” you snickered at your own words “oh yeah? Waiting for what?” Sapnap looked at you through half lidded eyes.
“Waiting for you to shut up..” you joked around, playfully punching him. You then leaned in, gentle lips pressing against his rough ones. Sapnap sighed into your mouth, his hands wrapping around your neck and pulling you closer. Your teeth gently scraped his bottom lip, his lips parting for your tongue to enter his mouth.
Sapnap groaned slightly, his tongue swirling around yours. Your arms pinned his hips down to the counter, hands keeping a firm grasp on them. Sapnap’s legs wrapped around your waist as you two kissed, legs pushing you so that you’re closer to him.
You pressed yourself up against Sapnap, the both of you letting out a soft noise which broke the kiss. You two stayed parted for a few moments, just slowly grinding as you both admired each other. Sapnap grumbled impatiently and reached out, slowly unbuttoning your shirt and pulling it off to reveal your chest.
Sapnap bit his lip for a moment as he stared at your bare chest, one of his arms reaching out to pull you in closer. You stumbled forward and fell on him slightly, your hand slapping him for making you trip. You both laughed at each other.
You pulled Sapnap back in for a kiss, immediately rushing to shove your tongue back in his mouth when you suddenly heard the sound of a door closing. You pulled off of Sapnap and peaked your head out of the kitchen, seeing no signs of movement anywhere so you continued what you were doing and kissed Sapnap.
Sapnap pulled off to start kissing at your neck, his lips sucking on the soft skin. His tongue licking at your neck while his teeth bit into it, causing dark purple marks to appear.
Sapnap quickly pushed you off though when Dream was suddenly standing in the doorway with wide eyes “I- uh.. what’re you guys doing? And why in the kitchen of all places?” Dream whined. You and Sapnap stayed quiet “uh. Nothing?” You spoke up “uh-huh. Looks like you got attacked by a vacuum by the way” Dream pointed at your hickey.
Your face flushed with embarrassment, moving to hide your face in Sapnap’s chest. “Don’t tease him, that’s very rude.. My darlin’ doesn’t deserve to be treated so meanly, except by me of course” Sapnap crossed his arms. “Oh I’m so sorry Sapnap for hurting your little darling” Dream snickered.
“Now you apologise for making me walk in on- this!” Dream gestured to both you and Sapnap, “don’t act as if this wasn’t a blessing to walk in on” Sapnap grinned. “Sap- stop it!” You mumbled into his ear, feeling extremely embarrassed from the whole situation. “A blessing? And how is this anything but unholy?” Dream narrowed his eyes and furrowed his eyebrows.
“You’re just mad because you weren’t being included” Sapnap stuck his tongue out at Dream “so what if I was? What’re you gonna say about that?” Dream leaned against the kitchen sink, a hand resting on his hip as he glanced to both you and Sapnap. “Hm. What would you say, Darl’?”
“I- I don’t know.. are you?” You glanced towards Dream. The man tilted his head and walked over to you, pressing you up against the counter so you’re smooshed between both him and Sapnap. His head rested on your shoulder as he whispered softly “Yes. I am”
“You heard the man Darlin’ do you wanna let him get in on this?” Sapnap caressed your face gently. You grinned to yourself “Sure, let’s take pity on him for today..” you smiled at Sapnap. “So. How’re we gonna do this, Dream?” Sapnap asked “How much can your darling take?” Dream spoke as if you weren’t there. Rude.
Sapnap leaned down to you “do you think you can take both of us sweetheart?” He whispered to you in a gentle voice. You thought about it but then shook your head “that’s alright. I got another idea” Dream didn’t even speak more words as he then pushed you so you were now rubbing up against Sapnap.
You gasped softly as your two crotches pressed against each other’s, your body shivering as you then felt Dream’s body against your backside. Sapnap grabbed at your hips with his legs, his hips trying to grind against you to create a rhythm. You listened, your hips rolling against Sapnap before your ass rocked back against Dream’s hard on.
Sapnap let out a breathy moan into your ear, his hands grasping at your shoulders as your crotch rubbed against him. Your cock was hard in your pants, the fabric feeling so tight that it was honestly a little bit painful, but the friction against Sapnap and Dream felt wonderful.
Dream muttered a curse under his breath, one of his hands taking place on your waist while the other one was holding onto the edge of the counter for dear life. You felt your stomach turn a bit, your cock slightly twitching as you knew you orgasm was fast approaching.
“G-Guys calm down or I’m gonna cum..” You pleaded for mercy. Dream only leaned forward, his chest now against your back, arms wrapping around you to hold you tighter. Sapnap then used his legs to try and get the both of you closer to him. “Dream- Sap, I’m gonna cum!!” You complained “just let it out sweetheart” Sapnap kissed your cheek.
You couldn’t hold it back anymore so you finally came, cum coming out and wetting the front of your pants. You moved your hand down to touch the wetness, cum sticking to your fingers as you pulled your hand back up.
“S-Stay there, please.. so close” Dream desperately grabbed at you. Sapnap did the same thing, sitting up and rutting his hips up against yours. You were feeling crazy sensitive from just coming so the action coming from the two were making your legs all shakey.
Dream gave no warning as he spilled his hot seed out, cum leaking from his pants onto the back of yours. “S-sorry, I just came on your.. uh pants” Dream pulled his crotch away but continued to rest his hands on your hips. He guided your hips as you and Sapnap were now only grinding against each other.
Sapnap let out a guttural growl, his arms wrapping around you tighter “I- cumming!!” Sapnap was barely able to get the words out as he came hard. Spunk leaking from the slit of his cock and wetting his pants like the rest of us.
Everyone pulled apart, still standing and resting fairly close though “t-that was good..” Dream panted slightly “it was nice.. maybe we should have fun with you more often” you winked at Dream. “Not if it’s gonna result in us all having wet pants again though” Sapnap sighed “oh yeah? So wet pants is a deal breaker?” Dream laughed.
“We all just humped each other and now you’re making jokes? I hate you guys” you laughed loudly “aw I love you too my darlin’ boy” Sapnap kissed your forehead. “And I hate you more” Dream responded, his hand rubbing your shoulder gently.
Summary: A couple of nights out, that the local adults certainly aren't supposed to know about. But definitely does. And the things that happen at those parties. College AU SBI!reader.
Warnings: Fluff, so much fluff
Words: 4.6K
Masterlist: Sapnap's Masterlist - SBI Masterlist - Full Masterlist
A/N: This has been brewing in my head for days, so here it is. Please request if you feel like it. REQUESTS ARE OPEN. Request here.
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You are casually chatting along with Karl, and a very drunk Quackity. The music is loud in the house. You don’t remember whose parents own the house, it's more likely it's an involuntary frat house. But it sure isn’t a place you are used to coming to. You can spot Sapnap as he makes his way over to the three of you, and before you know it.
Sapnap pulls you along onto the dance floor, barely giving you time to put your drink down. You are already a good few drinks down and can’t help but feel like floating as he drags you along. A giggle passes your lips as you make your way into the dancefloor.
The music is loud, and while you have never heard this song before, you feel like you know the lyrics to it.
Sapnap places his hands on your hips as the two of you dance.
It’s nice, it’s fun.
It’s not what you are supposed to be doing.
Because as far as your family is aware, you are sleeping nice and soundly at home, and not out drinking and partying.
Well, most of your family, you could have sworn you saw your brother, Wilbur, in the crowd earlier. But what he doesn’t know. Won’t hurt him.
“Having fun tonight?” Sapnap’s voice breaks you away from your though. His face is suddenly a lot closer than before. His warm breath hitting your ear as he whispered. A grin works its way onto your own face.
“With you? Of course.”
It’s loud. It’s warm. It’s crowded.
Yet there is nowhere else you would want to be for the night.
Sapnap pulls away from your ear again, mouthing along to the song that’s playing. And the two of you dance, losing yourself to the crowd. Losing yourself to the music. Losing yourself to each other.
None of you have count on the number of songs that pass by. Each one seemingly bleeding into the next, and your energy never-ending. Your dancing ever the fun.
You can feel his hands as they glided over your body, seemingly exploring all of it. And you enjoy it, egging him on as you dance. You dance only for him. Matching your hips to the rhythm. Your eyes locked on his. His hands locked on you.
A cheeky wink from you timed to the music, is all Sapnap needs for him to pull you close against him once again. His lips ghost over your ear.
“You look great in blue.”
His touch goes from warm to hot, seemingly setting you ablaze. His lips trailing over your neck. Down to your shoulder. From your shoulder back to your neck. His teeth grazing over your neck lightly before he continues back up to your ear.
You can feel him whisper something to you, but you have lost most senses. Only able to focus on his touch. As his fingers grip you tighter.
He pulls his face back, and you lock eyes with him. A smirk is eminent on his face.
It’s clear to him, it’s clear to anyone taking a glance at you. He is driving you wild.
His left-hand leaves your side to cup your face. He pulls you in slowly, and you more than willingly follow along. His lips ghosting over yours once more. For a second, it’s just the two of you. Just for a second. But only for a second. Then the spell breaks.
“Fuck.” Sapnap mutters and pulls away. His hands letting go of you completely, and suddenly you are forced to stand on your own. You feel a bit disorientated at the sudden pull back to reality.
Sapnaps eyes are locked on something a bit behind you, a string of curse words seemingly leaving his mouth. You’re unsure if he’s muttering or talking. The music overpowering them either way.
You turn around to find what has brought him to pull away.
And there in the outskirt of the dancefloor stands a tall pink-haired guy, holding a brunette slumped against the pink guy. Or as you formerly know them, your older brothers Techno and Wilbur. They seem to be looking for someone, as Techno seems to be looking through the crowd that has assembled on the makeshift dancefloor.
Sapnap leans over to your ear once again.
“Does your dad know that you are out?” This time he’s yelling, no longer intimate or secretive whispers.
“No!” You yell back to him.
“Do you think they’re looking for you?”
Techno catches your eyes and raises a hand. Answering Sapnaps question for you.
You manoeuvred your way through the dancing crowd, leaving Sapnap alone. Approaching your brothers. You cast a glance back to where you stood, Sapnap already gone in the crowd. You try not to look disappointed, as you look back at your brother, but one raised eyebrow from Techno is enough to tell you, you failed to do so.
“Drunk?”
“Drunk.”
You sigh, as you guide Wilburs arm over your shoulder, and the three of you head into the night and down the street. A couple of minutes passes, and Wilbur starts to mumble about his big plans for the future.
You and Techno share a laugh at your brother's expense in the night. The inevitable scolding from Phil far away in the future.
It takes you exactly three weeks before you have done enough chores to get ungrounded. Although all three of you had snuck out in the middle of the night. You and Techno had been responsible enough to bring Wilbur home without trying to drive, and you had even woken Phil up yourself when you got home. Although you were pretty sure he had heard you from the moment you had stepped through the door. And Wilbur had decided that the hallway would be a perfectly good place to take a nap.
But that was three weeks ago, and now is now.
You have the clothes you want to wear in your backpack, along with your laptop and a physics book to make it believable.
While you don’t pride yourself on being a party animal, it doesn’t hurt to participate when invited. And especially not when Sapnap himself invites you.
“Bye Dad!” You yell out as you pass the kitchen. Phil sitting on his laptop, with Tommy beside him looking close to crying in frustration over homework, and Wilbur seemingly trying to cook something up. Keyword trying.
“Wait up!” Phil yells out, making you stop in your track. “Come in here.” You slowly backtrack your steps, making you stand in the doorway of the kitchen.
“Where are you going?” He squints his eyes at you, before looking you up and down. Tommy mouths ‘someone is in trouble’ to you. And you resist against, in all better judgement, to hit him.
Instead, you lift your backpack, “Study session at Karls, remember? I’m staying over for the night.”
Wilbur decides now is the perfect time to join the conversation, a playful look on his face. He knows exactly what’s going to be happening at Karls place tonight. Despite still being grounded, you know you will see him there later tonight.
“Study session huh? I thought you had study group on Wednesdays?” Wilbur brings a hand up to mimic a thinking position.
Fuck.
“I do!” Was that too quick? You look back at Phil, “I do.” You repeat yourself, “It’s just for my physics lecture, got a test on Monday.” Phil seems to not completely buy it. “Besides Dad, I am ungrounded after all, you said so yourself yesterday.”
Phil hums. “I did say that…” He looks you over once more. “Alright. At least let Techno or Wil drive you.”
That decision is easy enough for you.
“TECHNO! DAD SAYS YOU HAVE TO DRIVE ME!” You yell into the house. You swear you can hear your brother grumble about having to drive you from upstairs. But you elect to ignore it.
You look back over at Wilbur who is now discarding his apron in favour of getting out of the house. He knows if he can play his cards right, he can make Techno stop at the music store. And he might just be able to catch his totally secret girlfriend Sally for a couple of minutes. Not like he won’t be seeing her tonight.
You listen as Techno walks down the stairs. Now audibly complaining about being the only responsible driver in the house.
You would drive yourself, but having one car for four people to share isn’t exactly great. You tried having a driving plan once that you could put yourself on when you needed to borrow the car. It ended up with a month of Wilbur hogging the car. So now instead, you all just always drive each other around like soccer moms.
Techno looks annoyed at you as he passes the kitchen. But you know if he was truly annoyed he just wouldn’t have come down at all.
You turn to follow Techno into the hallway but are still able to overhear Phil questioning Wilbur on where he is going.
“To drive with them of course.”
“You’re still grounded.”
“C’mon Dad, Phil, Philza, it’s just a drive, it’s not like I would be seeing anyone.”
“Fine.” Despite not being able to see Phil, you know your dad is trying his best not to smile at Wilbur’s antics. “Just a drive. You probably need to get out of the house anyway.”
And that’s enough for him to end in the backseat of the car. Tagging along.
You automatically go for the AUX, as the designated DJ in the front seat. You barely get to press play, before Wilbur has started a conversation. A conversation that is closer to an interrogation.
“So Karl’s place to study, huh? Nothing to do with what’s going to happen tonight at all?”
“Oh please.” You turn your head to look back at Wilbur. “As if you won’t be there too.”
“Techno is gonna be there too!” Wilbur whines, as if it would make the situation any better.
“Wait, really?” You look over at Techno, turning forward in your seat once more.
“Yeah, Dream won at practice the other day.”
“How?” “You lost?” You and Wilbur speak at the same time.
“The guy put oil on my sword, so I dropped it.”
You snort, and Wilbur laughs. “So much for Techno Blade never loses.”
“Oh, shut up the two of you. At least I’m not grounded.”
“Hey!” Wilbur shouts.
The car ride passes with sibling banter, and a couple more jabs at each other before you are pulling up to Karls house. You quickly get out and yell a quick “See you later!” before heading over to the front door. You smile to yourself as you overhear Wilbur asking if they can stop by the music store as he changes from the back seat to the front seat.
You listen as the car pulls away, and you get to ring the doorbell.
A flustered Karl throws open the door. Loudly greeting you, before pulling you into a hug.
“You made it! I didn’t think you would, but then again Sapnap did invite you. But you did say no the other couple of times and-”
“I get it Karl, but I’m here now.” You smile at him, letting him breathe. He giggles. “Can I come in?”
“Oh yes! Of course! Of course! Come in.” Karl guides you into the living room, closing the door after you. You stand awkwardly in the doorway until Karl grabs your wrist and leads you over to the sofa telling you to sit down.
You kinda expected more people to be here. But instead, you are met with the familiar faces of Karl and yours friend group. Not to mention a couple of Wilburs friends. Not that the small town is big enough for everyone close in age to not already know each other. The community college isn't exactly helping either.
You can already feel tonight will have a different feeling than last time. Way more down to earth, and way more chill.
Quackity falls into the seat beside you and offers you a drink, which you happily take. “It’s nice to see you not all dressed up you know.” He tells you. Suddenly you’re happy you didn’t change at home, not that you had much of a choice.
“Yeah, it’s nice not to be all dressed up.” You say, taking a sip, as you eye your backpack that was placed against the wall in the living room.
“I hear both your brothers are gonna be here later. I can’t believe Phil just lets you guys go out. My mom thinks we are studying for English class.” Quackity complains. "I hate still living at home."
“Oh no, you have it all wrong, Phil doesn’t.” You laugh, a bit dry, but it is what it is. “He thinks I’m here for a study session for my physics lecture, Wilbur is still grounded for the last time the three of us was out, and Techno is only coming because he apparently lost to Dream at fencing practice.”
Quackity snorts, “Techno lost to Dream?”
“I know! That was my reaction too.” The two of you share a laugh.
“I can’t believe the Minecraft household is filled with degenerates.” He feigns a disappointed tone.
“You aren’t that much better.” Sapnap buts into your conversation. You hadn’t noticed him walking in. Quackity lifts his hands in defeat and gets up from the couch. Only for Sapnap to quickly takes his place.
“I’m guessing by that your dad doesn’t know about tonight either.” He teases you, and you look away for a moment, your purple drink suddenly very interesting.
“He does, sorta, not. He thinks we are here to study.” You give Sapnap a weak smile, and he chuckles at your antics.
You barely miss him muttering, “Cute.” Underneath his breath.
“What?”
“Nothing.”
And then silence falls upon the two of you. You want to keep him talking, of course, you do. How could you not want to? It’s Sapnap.
Every time he speaks, you want to cling to each word and hold it dearly. Instead, you flash him a smile, and he smiles back. Before looking away, and you can’t help but feel a bit defeated at that.
However, you are saved by Karl hooking up his phone to a speaker and way too loud music blasts into the living room.
It takes a good half-minute before the volume is lowered enough for it to be background music, and it takes even longer for anyone to agree on what playlist to be put on.
The afternoon bleeds into the late afternoon, and more people have decided to join. You now share the three-person couch with two more people, leading to you being pressed up again Sapnap. Not that you are complaining.
Wilbur and Sally have arrived too, already sitting on the floor together. Already - as your youngest brother Tommy would say - already sucking each other’s faces dry.
Techno seems to be the last person to join the gathering, bringing beer too. Of course, you can’t help but think. Of all the people he’s the only one of the three of you, that could ever make Phil buy any of you beer.
"Techno is the most responsible of you four."
"C'mon on dad! This isn't fair!"
"Exactly! I understand her, but daaaad we're both 20 why do you want to help him but not me?"
"Shut up Wilbur."
You are in a heated conversation with Karl about the right way to read document history. When you notice a touch on your left side. You stop midsentence, Karl doesn’t notice and keep arguing his side. But Sapnap does.
You can feel a pair of eyes on you, as you look down to see his hand around your waist. Neither of you have talked to each other since the quick conversation. Then Dream and George had each pulled up a chair nearby the couch and the three of them had talked since then.
Suddenly you get hit with the thought, that maybe, despite all better judgement, just maybe. What happened a couple of weeks ago wasn’t just because you were the nearest person. Just maybe it was because Sapnap actually looked your way.
You don’t let the thought get to your head too much, because the second you look at him. He’s back in his conversation with Dream and George about something you don’t really care about from the sounds of it. You shake your head; you must have been imagining stuff. He didn’t look at you.
You get two more drinks in you, as the evening passes on, and Sapnaps hand seems to find its way onto your thigh. You have no intention of getting drunk, but the feeling of Sapnaps hand on you seems near addicting.
It’s nearing midnight when a less than sober Dream suggests a game of Truth or Dare.
Techno complains against it as the only one, stating “We aren’t middle schoolers.”
So you play truth or dare.
The first couple of rounds starts innocently enough, the mood is good. Everyone is having fun. You are enjoying yourself, listening to embarrassing stories, to creating new ones alongside your friends. Finding yourself curling into Sapnaps side just a bit more.
He doesn’t protest or say anything against it, so you take it as a win, and keep leaning against him.
Then a drunk Quackity gets his turn and asks George for his worst hook-up. And the energy in the room changes. From then on the innocent truths and even more naïve dares are out the window. For stories about peoples experiences, and dares that seemingly gets riskier and riskier.
You manage to dodge most questions, keeping to the truth after that point on. Until you are unable to.
“Don’t be boring! Choose dare!” George eggs you on, and you give in. Anyone would give in, you swear the guy has pretty privilege. Most of the living room cheers.
“I have a good dare.” Dream says.
“Too bad it’s not your turn to ask then.” You stick your tongue out at him and turn your attention back to George. When you see the guy motioning for Dream to whisper his dare. “Betrayal George, I will never forgive you.”
“Too bad for you then.” His smile widening the longer Dream keeps whispering. Your worry starts to grow, you are already regretting deeply for giving in to the peer pressure.
Dream retreats and looks satisfied with his idea. George takes a moment to think it over, but it’s clear that he has already made up his mind.
“I dare you…” He clicks his tongue. “I dare you to give Sapnap a lap dance!”
“What?”
“You heard me!” George looks proud of himself, or his idea, or Dreams idea. You don’t know. Your stomach is seemingly doing backflips at the idea, while your head is spinning for the exact opposite reason.
“Chicken?” You try, you don’t notice the desperate look Sapnap is giving George.
“Nope,” George pops his ‘p’, “you’ve been boring all evening with only choosing truth. Besides we're all adults here, c'mon it could be a lot worse.”
You look over at Wilbur, who is more than occupied with Sally. Then over at Karl, who has a teasing grin on his lips, as if he knew this would happen. Then to Quackity, who looks like someone who definitely knew this would happen. Then to Techno, who looks like he could murder Dream. And knowing him, there is a 50/50 chance he’s still mad over losing or that it’s about the idea Dream just proposed.
“He didn’t say it had to be here,” Sapnap says to help you out. “We can just leave.” Your head pecks up at that. He’s right. George didn’t specify where. A smile forms on your face, a smile based on relief.
Dream starts to protest, but you have already grabbed Sapnaps wrist and started dragging him into Karls room.
You miss Techno slapping Dream over the head.
You make Sapnap sit on Karls bed, as you make sure the door is locked. You would rather die than anyone walk in on you. You look around for a speaker, and you barely get your phone out of your back pocket before Sapnap has put his hand on your wrist now.
“Hey, you don’t have to do it.”
You look at him, panic still evident in your eyes.
“What?”
“I said you don’t have to do it.”
“What?”
He smiles at you and tugs you over to sit beside him on the bed.
“For the third time, you don’t have to do it.”
His left-hand cups your head, his right hand has moved from your wrist and into your hand.
“It’s just a stupid game of truth or dare anyway. Techno is right, we aren’t middle schoolers. Fuck, we aren't even high schoolers.”
You smile at him, before letting out a quiet chuckle.
“Yeah, you’re right. I thought you would want that, though.”
Sapnap leans his head to the side. Asking you to continue.
“I mean, you’re Sapnap. Oh, c’mon on don’t make me say it.”
“Say what?” he grins at you now. The air suddenly becoming light around you.
“Please, don’t act like you don’t know. Everyone knows.” You look away for a moment, his hand lightly turns your head back to look at him, and you let him. Although the look you are met with is one of confusion and not the cockiness you were expecting.
You sigh once.
Then twice.
Then once more.
You were really about to do this, in the bedroom of your childhood friend. Jesus.
“Sapnap, seriously. This isn’t funny.”
“What? I feel like I lost the thread somewhere here.” His hand falls from your face, and you can’t help but want to chase it.
“I like you, everyone knows that. This isn’t funny. Seriously. Everyone knows I’m absolutely hopeless for thinking you would even look in my direction.”
You fall onto Karls bed, letting yourself sink into the purple bedsheets.
“Well, I can tell you two things.”
Sapnap falls onto the bed beside you. The two of you now staring into the wooden ceiling that’s decorated with glow in the dark stars.
“And what are those two things?”
“You see, one nobody thinks you are hopeless.” He chuckles a bit at that. “If anything, I’m the hopeless one here.”
You turn your head to look at him, and he does the same to you, giving you a kind smile.
“And now why would you be that?”
“Because two, not everyone knows that you like me, I didn’t.” You return his smile, although you feel a need to look away at the words, you keep eye contact with him.
“Well, now you know, making me right.” You tease or try to. You can feel the air has gone from light, to very heavy suddenly. Barely breathable. And you can feel your breath hitch in your throat, you know what words you hope he speaks next. But yet, you can’t stop expecting to get laughed at and rejected right here.
“I guess, but you see, I would say I’m the hopeless one here. Because I’ve been trying to tell you that I like you for months now.” He covers his face with a hand. “I can’t believe I’m saying this, I sound like a cliché.”
You let out a small laugh, “Yeah, you do a bit. But…”
“But…?” he asks, his hand still over his face, but you can see him peaking through his fingers.
“But I don’t mind it, I think it’s cute.” And now it’s his time to laugh.
Then slowly a silence falls over the two of you. Unlike the one from earlier, this one is saying more than a thousand words, while saying absolutely nothing at all. It’s just two people who like each other enjoying a moment.
“We should probably get back to the others again.” Sapnap breaks the silence, and you take a deep breath at the sudden disturbance.
“Oh yeah, the others.”
“The longer we stay here, the more they are going to wonder what we are doing.” You can’t help but laugh at that.
“You are sadly right Sapnap. You are unfortunately right.”
You groan as you sit back up, offering him a hand that he gladly takes, but instead of you helping to pull him up from the bed.
He pulls you down into his lap once more.
"However..." He starts, "They can wonder all they want."
You can feel his hands on your hips now. As he leans in to start trailing kisses over your neck once more.
Your breath hitches.
His teeth grace your shoulder before you can feel him sucking.
His hands exploring you as you lean into the pleasure.
You start squirming in his lap, and he stops.
"No."
You pause, as his hands quickly leave you.
"No?"
"I am not having my first time with you, with your brothers down the hallway, and my best friends absolutely listening in," Sapnap admits to you.
The statement makes your face heat up, and you try to hide away in his neck. He chuckles at the cute gesture.
"We should get going..." He trails off but makes no moves to actually get up. Just basking in the heat you apply to him.
You sigh, as you get off him, his hand now holding yours.
"Sadly you're right."
He gets off the bed and stands beside you.
However, when you prepare to let go, he keeps your hands entangled, and if you’re honest, you don’t mind all that much.
You unlock the door and head back into the living room. All conversation going stale the second the two of you stand in the doorway.
Dream ever the curious, is the one to break the ice. “Sooo…”
Sapnap lifts your entangled hands, and the room breaks into cheers. And you swore you heard a couple of people mutter finally. You hide your head in your hand, trying to hide your embarrassment alongside it.
Leading you to miss Karl throwing Quackity some money, and George doing the same to Dream.
You lift your head from your hand as you hear Wilbur speak.
“Good luck explaining that one to Dad.” Wilbur laughs, but a smile clear on his lips.
"What?" You say, as you can feel Wilburs eyes burning onto your throat. Your hand quickly coming up to try and cover the clearly evident mark.
A glance at Techno tells you that he too is happy for you, but even more clearly he is on the brink of smugness. Knowing you're going to get in trouble tomorrow.
He has been the one on the end of most of your seemingly endless rants about the moment that happened weeks ago at that party. The one that your brothers ruined, so it felt self-explanatory for them to be on the end of your whining.
Sapnap guides you, as the two of you return to your seats on the couch and the night continues.
Nothing has truly changed, yet it feels like everything has changed.
Sapnap likes reader and dream (who is friends with both) tries to get them to confess to eachother
idk not my best idea ahah
Pairing(s): cc!Sapnap x Reader
Desc: Clay gets tired of watching his two friends dance around their feelngs.
Word Count: 0.8k
Pronouns: She/Her
Enjoy, luv! ((Requests r still open!!))
“I just think he’s a cool guy” [YourName] confessed as she focused on her solo world. She was on a call with Clay, and neither of them were streaming. “I see. Well thinking he’s cool and having a crush on him are two totally different things..” Clay said, making the girl flustered. Thank god he can’t see her. “You’re a dick. I do not have a crush on him!” [YourName] lied straight through her teeth.
She knew she had a crush on him, her dreams were even starting to involve him. His soft touches, his lips, his beautiful eyes. Everything about Sapnap was perfect according to [YourName]. “If that allows you to sleep at night, then sure--” Clay said, a knock interrupting him. “Speak of the devil, and he shall appear” [YourName] giggled into her mic
Sapnap appeared in the cam, causing [YourName] to blush. “Yo dinner’s ready. Who's on the call? George?” he asked curiously. “Just [YourName]. She’s playing minecraft and the cave noises scared her,” Clay laughed. “NO!” [YourName] yelled. Sapnap laughed as he shook his head, “Okay, whatever. Just come out when you’re ready. It’s lamb,” he said. The blonde nodded. “I’ll be out in a bit, bro.”
“Lamb for dinner?” [YourName] asked. “A treat made by my mom, he heated it up,” Clay replied. “Ooh. Well, I’ll let you go. Have a nice dinner!” [YourName] said. “See ya, [YourName]” Clay said. “Bye, Dream!” [YourName] sang before exiting the call. She grabbed her phone immediately after the call ended and texted Sapnap, ‘I was definitely not scared of the cave noises.’
In Florida, Sapnap and Clay sat together on the couch looking through hulu for something to watch. “What was the real reason you guys were in a call?” Sapnap asked curiously. “No reason, she just wanted to talk to someone,” Clay replied, taking a bite of his food. “Oh. She could’ve just called me,” Sapnap mumbled, finally finding a show and clicking on it. “Why don’t you tell her that? And, you weren’t even online. I was,” Clay replied, turning his focus to the TV.
Throughout the show, dinner would be finished and the boys would find interest in other things. Clay found interest in Patches while Sapnap spam texted [YourName] as he waited for her to reply. Unknown to him she was asleep. “Who are you texting so late?” Clay asked as he pet Patches lovingly. “Just [YourName],” Sapnap mumbled in reply. “She’s asleep. She usually is by now,” Clay says, disappointing his friend.
“Oh, yeah,” Sapnap said, setting his phone down and sighing. “You have one of the biggest crush on her, it’s so sad,” Clay laughed. Sapnap rolled his eyes. Unlike [YourName], he is loud and proud about his crush. “So? It’s not like she’ll ever reciprocate,” Sapnap grumbled, getting more comfortable in his spot and focusing on the TV in front of him. Clay rolled his eyes and continued to watch the show too.
That was the night that Clay made a scheme to bring the two together.
Later that week, [YourName] found herself in a discord call along with Clay and Sapnap. “I’ll be right back. Patches’ litter box is stinking up my room,” Clay said, surprised with his ability to lie on the spot. He hastily muted himself and scooted back from his desk. Sapnap and [YourName] both perked up since they were now alone. “Hey-” they both said at the same time. “Uhm..” they said, once again in sync. [YourName] let out a soft giggle before taking the initiative of saying something other than ‘uh.’ “How was your week, Sap?” [YourName] asked, hesitantly turning her on her camera as she exited minecraft.
“Uh, good, actually. Not too much whining from Dream. I’d say this week was pretty successful,” Sapnap replied. [YourName] laughed a little too hard, causing her cheeks to turn a pretty red hue. “That always means a good week,” [YourName] joked, creating an awkward silence between them. Clay shot his friend a quick ‘shoot your shot, you fucking idiot’ text before sighing out and listening to the two not communicate.
Sapnap’s phone went off in the background. After checking it, he sighed. “So, [YourName], wanna come visit Florida?” he asked out of nowhere. The question caught [YourName] off guard as she looked up at Sapnap’s camera. “Yeah! That sounds fun,” she answered with a smile. “Good. Once you get here, as I’m booking your flight now, we go on an official date,” Sapnap stated with a false confidence.
[YourName] smiled brightly, and nodded. “Yes, I would like that very much,” she said into her mic. Sapnap’s eyes brightened. “Then it’s a deal! Your flight leaves this Saturday at 4 A.M,” he said after a few clicks. [YourName] couldn’t help but smile at his joyous face. Clay then umuted and cheered ‘WOO!’ so loud [YourName] could hear it from Sapnap’s mic.
“Just some insight; Patches’ litter box is in the bathroom, not my bedroom.”
