#ceo of

[denaturedalbumin]

What it says on the label.

[snazzywimpdorian]

oh, you wanna know my area of expertise? i’m the ceo of starting books but never finishing them.

[stantalizing]

The CEO’s of Quarantine/Self-Isolation Pt. 2

1. Keith Kogane (Voltron)

2. Harry Potter (Harry Potter)

3. Calypso (Greek mythology/Percy Jackson/Heroes of Olympus)

4. Kevin (Home Alone)

5. The 2 bros, sitting in a hot tub, five feet apart because they’re not gay (Vine)

[scorpioandthefrog]

I need @dropoutdottv to cut ties with Wizards of the Coast/ Hasbro so that we can get a CEO Of video

Please it will heal my soul to hear BLEEM like “LITERAL Pinkertons? How did we even contact literal Pinkertons”

Thanks

[why-bother-with-life]

CEO of making up scenarios to torture myself in the end

[like-wuatafauq]

CEO of telling other people to take care but forgets to take care of themselves and forgets that there is no back up taking care of me which landed me having to drive to the ER at 2am on 7 gallons of gas because i rather fucking die than let my ex be anywhere near me especially when im physically vulnerable theeen coming back 4 hrs later pumped up with antibiotics,nausea medication and whatever else stuck in there and now I'll be on antibiotics for probably a week :))

[deeviy]

CEO of sending people risky texts when we haven't talked in months and freaking out till they reply