#chad headcanons

[readersregrets]

General Flambae Headcanons

The only reason he really joined the Phoenix program was because American prisons' censorship is a fucking nightmare, and he would only get every 1 out of 20 letters his siblings sent him back in prison.

Has a big fat soft spot for kids.

Flambae has major fucking anxiety, some serious impostor syndrome.

Bought the third-cheapest lamp he could possibly find for Robert. Picked a green one specifically though because it was the same color as beefs collar.

And also maybe it wasn't actually the cheapest lamp he could find because he doesn't want Robert’s house to catch on fire with his fat little cow trapped inside.

Has one of those Live Laugh Love signs, but it says “Be gay. Do crime.” instead.

His niece LOVES Mecha-Man. He convinces (begs) Robert to come to one of her birthday parties as Mech-Man some time after the game. She loses her shit.

His family fucking LOVES Whitney Houston.

Cooks for Prism cause that's his besties, and she always gets first dibs on “the good shit” he cooks up.

That man got top surgery and hasn’t put a shirt on since.

He’s weirdly pale for a guy who flies in the sun all the time. His skin is more invulnerable to heat than the rest of his body, so he doesn't tan.

He's the palest in his family.

Hella insecure about his appearance some days, but Prism always makes him feel better.

Was planning on pranking Robert and stealing some shit from his apartment during the party, but was genuinely so concerned and dealing with mixed feelings that he started stress cooking like crazy after.

“She took a bullet for Robert, something I would never do” He does in fact eventually end up taking a bullet for Robert.

Absolutely in despair and denial of being attracted to such a “basic bitch”, and he’s very not happy about it.

Robert tried to cauterize a wound for him once and freaked out when it didn't work.

He does dances with Prism for her tiktoks and such.

The real reason he's so spiteful about his fight with Mecha-Man is because he saved his life that day.

Flambae didn't steal anything. He didn’t kill anyone. Any money he could have taken was already burnt to ashes.

He went to that airport with the single goal of burning himself up. And Robert fucked that up for him.

Truly, what a bitch.

[charmiingest]

headcanon

When Chad first met Dizzy everyone was apprehensive about how he’d act. Because he hadn’t been all that great when the Core Four came. But it was for nothing. Cuz she is his cousin (step cousin technically) and he was mostly appalled by all she hadn’t done in life. 

“What do you mean you’ve never had ice cream?” and proceeds to buy her several kinds so she can try all his favourites.

“What do you mean you’ve never been in a carriage?” and orders his immediately so that can be changed and brings her on a tour of the city.

“What do you mean you’ve never been in a castle?” and arranges a visit to the Charming castle where he had a room set up for her. (He actually had the good sense to ask Evie’s help with the decorating)

For he finds it an affront that any relative of his should ever have been without any of this. 

Also, he really likes her and wishes he were her brother instead of her step-cousin.