As a diagnosed autistic, I can say with certainty that y’all are giving autism hcs to the Wrong Motherfuckers. Robert Robertson is quite literally the most confident, skillfully sarcastic, socially savvy mf in the whole game. He is NOT autistic. And yeah I do 100% agree with autistic Waterboy—just look at him—but cmon he ain’t the only one.
Instead, I raise you:
Flat affect, completely monotone even when she feels warmly towards the person she’s speaking to. Honestly smiling looks kinda unnatural on her too lmao.
Speaks plainly, professionally, and matter-of-factly even in mostly casual conversations/settings (like when she talks about her book).
Extremely dedicated to her work, almost to a fault. A complete perfectionist. This isn’t like a bona fide autistic trait or anything but keeping a track record of successful kills as an assassin gives autistic to me.
Often described by people around her as strange and off-putting. “Evil,” even—as Blonde Blazer puts it.
She’s just kind of a weirdo freak (in the best way). Like who tf dresses their shitty fast food crunchy tacos with their own blood? I love her.
Robert x cuddly reader. It’ll be too hot to cuddle at night, but by the time reader is asleep, they have their arm tightly around Robert, legs wrapped around him, and somehow even managed to sneak a hand up his shirt. They just always want skin to skin contact, and they don’t even realise they’re doing it because it’s either subconsciously or they do it in their sleep.
18+ minors dni
༺๑ and robert would always tease you for it. of course he does
༺๑ "my poooor baby, y'wouldn't be able to function without me, would you?" as you grumble and half-heartedly swat at the arm that was wrapped around your waist as you woke up
༺๑ (he always wakes you up by tracing your face or arm or wherever btw. loves touching you just as much as you love touching him) (Giggle. that's what she said) ([The Hawk Gets Me])
༺๑ robert loves, and i mean loves how cuddly you are. but he is unfortunately the most unserious person alive. i'm so sorry for you
༺๑ "you're like a barnacle and i'm a whale" "what the fuck"
༺๑ looooves when you crawl into his side, throw your leg over his hips, and bury your face into his chest as your hand rests right under his t-shirt on his lower abdomen. but who could blame you, he's so warm and comfortable?? it's his fault actually
༺๑ robert also just loves how safe you feel with him. seeking out his body subconsciously like that has his heart absolutely swooning
༺๑ absentmindedly touches you. rubs your back in little circles, runs his fingertips along your arm and hand, holds the back of your head, grazes your thigh—all the time.
༺๑ he always pushes down the blanket when you snuggle into him to help your body regulate the warm temperature, knowing you hated waking up all sweaty.
TW: same that apply for the game, explicit sexual content, kinks, high pitched sounds
A/N: I overthink my headcanons, but I am free. First time poster. This got so long. Grab a drink and let’s hit it on this fine New Year's Eve.
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You'll beg him for more until you collapse like a Ponzi scheme...
SATIN
⏰ time
Victor is not a morning person, for multiple reasons. While he will literally never say no to sex with you, his favorite time of day to go to pound town is in the evening to the late night. Duration of said sessions can be as varied as the situation calls. A quickie in your car? He can work with that. But if you have the time, he will work you out. His physiology allows for a very short refraction period. If you let him, he’ll keep you fucked out all night. Not as hyperbole, but literally all night.
📍 location
His favorite place in the world is inside you, let’s be real. The spots that you choose to fuck are an afterthought in his mind. At yours, he can be surrounded by the scent of you in your bed. He loves that. At his, your perfume will linger in his sheets. He loves that. Public places are enticing, but the chance of being interrupted steers him towards privacy.
However, if you’re into exhibitionism, he will happily spike your adrenaline in the best way.
📱 virtual
It’s not just you and your body that drives him into madness, but your voice. The way you say his name. Phone sex would get him off just as fast as any visual. He can pick up on every little gasp and breath, his personal erotic ASMR.
Sexting is a sneaky trap of his. Quick texts that easily sway into sexy messages for you to send him a horny jail meme… or entertain it. Victor has an imagination he’s had to rely on for a lot of his sexually mature life, so reading how you would get on your knees for him would have him palming his slacks in no time.
You want to send him nudes? Do you… do you know who this man is? Oh, be advised that he will be flying to wherever you are immediately. Pics you get from him are slightly on the crass side, but on occasion he’ll get a little more artistic and get you a well lit shot of his subtle abs and the thin trail of smoky fur that drifts down to the base of his cock.
🛏️ style
We know how unserious this dude can be, and his sex has the same propensity to be a parade of bravado, mentions of that one college he went to— golly gee the name escapes me— and even puns if you encourage him. Don’t laugh even once. He’ll be slamming his hips up into you saying he’s inventing a new grindset.
In a romantic relationship, it’s a 180 in tone. He knows when to set his ego aside and shelve the smarmy cryptobro. Pearl eyes focused on you, who you are to him, who you’ve helped him become take center stage in his mind. Deep kisses with careful fangs. His hands worship you with hungry squeezes with his muzzle at your neck and cleavage. He savors you.
As things heat up, his baser instincts make subtle appearances with love bites and licks. From your breasts which he thoroughly tastes, his tongue travels lower, and he realizes he has an affinity for your navel as well. If you’re pierced, that long tongue will be making that jewelry jingle like a dinner bell. Fitting for where he puts that tongue next.
Beyond the romance, there’s also an intense side the part where said base instincts aren’t so subtle. He will eat your pussy like a starved man. He’ll make his fingers disappear into any hole you want. If you like it rough, he will deliver. The bites get harder, the grip gets tighter, and his fucking gets relentless. If he gets you to squirt once, he will make it his prime mission in life to get you to do it every chance you get. It’s an instant bust for him when you do, and also a high, high chance of him knotting you.
“I want you to feel me tomorrow…”
🖇️ position
He’s not too picky, but cowgirl gives him full access to that part of you he loves so much. Watching you ride him gets him off a little too fast, so he’ll usually take over when he feels he’s getting close. Missionary gives him access to kiss and smell you, and if you lock your legs around him, you’ll activate that deep part of him that wants to purr. As much as Victor is an infamous boob guy, that is not to say he doesn’t love your ass. When he hits it from the back, some spanking may sneak its way in. It will.
SILK
✊ masturbation
He should have carpal tunnel. He’s a horny guy with no questionable game, who— when he wasn’t in prison, which is a major consideration— had his ideal fun nights out at strip clubs. He would jerk off in the shower daily, occasionally in the bathroom at work when hiding his boner was too awkward, and cumming at least twice a day.
Now when you enter the picture and the physicality starts? Ha. Get ready to take some PTO.
🥺 first
If you went the casual friends with benefits route, the first time together he’d to try not to get attached and ultimately fail. He’d lean towards his goofy side, over the top bravado, or playfully irritating you to help him keep his feelings at arm’s length.
“So. First time taking an Ivy League cock?”
If you go the friends to lovers romantic route, oh there’s a high likelihood he’s already in love with you. Tonight is the first time he can be inside you? That isn’t a fantasy played out in his palm? He’s going to be damn near reverent, worshiping every bit of skin and slick you make for him.
“I want you as much as you’ll have me.”
💋 aftercare
Depending on where you are in the relationship, this is going to widely vary. It could be an offering of a tissue box and a glass of water, or a shared long shower. Nuzzling and kisses would be something that comes naturally, but again depending on the level of the relationship, dictates how much he gives into that more sensual side. If you’re spending the night together, he’d only fall asleep after you every time.
👙 lingerie
We know how much strippers are his idea of a good time, so a similar near microscopic bikini or bra and panty set would not be unappreciated. But on the other hand, they cover part of the boobs. The boobs are best uncovered, his brain says.
If he’s feeling wild, a miniskirt with nothing underneath and you topless is an early Christmas to him. If he’s feeling domestic, you in leggings and his oversized Harvard shirt without a bra would put him on the moon.
🎶 music
He doesn’t mind music, but it’s not something he’d usually purposely cue up before dropping his boxers. The only thing that he wouldn’t like is metal or rock with too long of a guitar solo. That makes his ears go crazy and he can’t hear your moaning. Hearing his name on your lips is better than any lyric.
LEATHER
🎤 volume
Victor likes to yap, and that doesn’t stop in the bedroom. His dirty talk is quiet, low, close. At first it’s almost poetic, but when your skin starts slapping louder, that vocabulary degrades fast and his volume goes up. Uncontrollable chitters and chirps come in more frequently, slipping between groans and a slew of ‘oh fuck yeah’ moans
🍌 porn
Before you? Homeboy basically always kept one pornhub tab open. It doesn’t take much specificity for him to find something that he likes. If there is one thing that gets his brain in a whirl, it would be glory holes. He likes the wild anonymity of it… and the flashbacks to that one party…
⚠️ risk
This is the giant bat elephant in the room. He knows you find him attractive as is, but does that extend to all parts of him? How would you react in the moment? And letting him touch you in that way? He wonders if it’s too risky and not worth potentially hurting or scaring you.
And the other part of his parietal lobe instinctively wants to fuck you completely, fully, winged forearms flanking you… and… the more he thinks about it as blood leaves his head, he decides to bring it up and let you make the call.
🍷 inebriation
In short, absolutely. Either just him, or the both of you on cloud 9.5. Varying amounts of cocktails, edibles, lines etc. If you are into it, he’s all for the high of you combined with the rush of his substance du jour. If you are not into it, it will never come up again and he’s not missing a beat. A feather on top of a pillow has more pressure than anything related to his response.
🔐 control
In his eyes, being in control and giving up control are one and the same. Boobs are involved, so he’s going to be a happy switch. You want him to Dom? Done. That ego comes roaring back, more than usual, and he drowns in the power you allow him to have. You want to hold the reins? Done. He is at your beck-and-call. It satisfies the quiet, grateful voice in his mind that whispers, “you picked me”.
VINYL
⛓️ kinks
▷ Roleplay
Just about any dynamic or roles you suggest would be a go for him. Typical or uncommon, he’s thrilled to explore. He loves getting to enjoy other sides of you this way, learn more about your mind while he gets a PhD in your body.
Ironically, the hero/villain dynamic is his favorite. He enjoys playing both roles, letting you punish him for his misdeeds until his cock weeps; or he can indulge in his newfound heroism, knowing in the back of his mind you find it sexy in reality too. It’s equal parts ego boosting and moral affirmation when you praise his heroics, as he blows your back out.
▷ Sensory deprivation
Even in his hybrid form, the need for echolocation comes up every now and then, but his hearing is always exceptional. When you suggest him being blindfolded to fully flaunt exercise his abilities, he’s already stiffening. He gave you a good head start, stepping outside as you turned off all the lights. Soon you’re silent and tucked away in a pitch black room, heart racing a more than you thought it would. A part of you is curious if you’ve hidden too well. Then you hear that scruffy baritone voice:
“Found you.”
There’s a touch of primal play in this that excites you both. If you’re brave enough to look in his red eyes, this may be your gateway drug…
▷ Somno
The connection between a chiropteran hybrid and a nocturnal tendency isn’t too much of a reach, but not one that crosses your mind too often. Typically, you both keep a late night schedule, either due to work or going out. But sometimes, that sleep takes you sooner than him. He tries to sleep, he really does, but when you back up into him, plush and soft to his hardness… it makes this man weak.
When you both discuss the idea and permission, you’re met with one slightly droopy gray ear, nervous about your reaction or judgement. It’s a look sweet enough to distract you from the sensual taboo you’re eagerly wanting to try. His eyes widen with relief and excitement at your words, but then those lids get sexily heavy as he gazes down at you.
▷ Endytophilia
You have a body that he can’t stop ogling, or bragging to people about. His own? To him, fine, but pales in comparison to yours. However, your comments about his suits and how they fit him? That does linger in his mind. He notes the line of your eyes that trace him: how his jacket sits confidently at his shoulders, tailored at his waist, dress shirt snug underneath with just a peek of slate fur. You like it beyond the aesthetics. It turns you on.
At the start of one session, you’re a flurry of kisses and hands, undressed faster than usual. But every time you try to slide those lapels over his chest, his hands pause your wrists. Once you’re wearing nothing but jewelry, his head angles down with that cocky ass smirk, waiting for you to make the connection of where this is going. He grins and eye fucks you before unclasping his belt buckle, deliberately slow, before telling you to turn around and hold on to the closest piece of furniture.
▷ Katoptronophilia
This goes back to him loving how you look and how your body is made. Just for him. Victor has tendencies of being a little greedy when it comes to you. When he catches a glimpse of your calf on his shoulder in the accent mirror on the wall, he’s twitching inside you. The idea of missing out on seeing any part of you while he’s making you cum is the real crime he’s committed.
You love the idea, also wanting to see him complete in his lusty, near-feral state when you milk him for all he’s worth. In the new mirror you’ve added to the bedroom, the visuals make your mouth water. You’re positioned underneath him, now able to watch the roll of his body thrusting into yours. All of his muscles that flex that you can’t touch, you can watch. He turns his head too, gazing at your reflection and breathing in your ear.
“Look how fucking hot we are.”
I’m so excited to see more Dispatch OCs because it’s basically the MHA universe concept but instead of all of the characters being high schoolers and the media being directed toward 11-14 year olds, it’s actually about adults with complex problems in their daily lives with the media being more so for people in the 17-22 age range (give or take). A lot more inviting for characters that want to have deeper or darker themes without it seeming misplaced
-He fears about being too lanky and tall (he’s 6’4) to be an attractive omega to an alpha.
-He knows omegas can be good heroes, he just doesn’t think he’ll be one…
-Spent his entire teenage years going through his heat and wishing some alpha hero would pop out of his posters and breed him as he rolls around in his sopping wet nest.
-His scent and powers activate during his heats, uncontrollably so, making him a hot and wet mess. Even with heat suppressants, his pheromones are STRONG.
-He usually self-isolates to his bedroom and his pathetic lil mop bucket in the janitor’s closet.
-He produces so much slick, heat or not, he has to wear absorbant underwear because of his ultra-wet hole 💔🥀
Little scenario while y'all wait for the next chapter
After finding out Golem takes gummies, you know the entire team is going get baked after one of these shifts
Waterboy would be hesitant but peer pressure gets to him and he takes the Mary Jane gummy
Phenomaman would be confused about the concept and eat an entire bag, while his body might tolerate it as a beginner better than a human body, that's a WHOLE pack of gummies there, he’s riding a wicked high
They all cheer when Robert gets high with them
(Robert has least gotten high before, not every night or as a phase, but once in a blue moon to kick back and enjoy a high)
Sonar and Invisigal will say the most unhinged shit while high
Flambae finds shit funnier while high, constantly making fun of something
Punch Up's accent is stronger and everything he says is incoherent
Coupe is the kind that would fixate on something random and stare/listen intensely
Prism would party it up and dance & sing to music
Malevola feels like an all around kind of high, just depends on the company
Can I request headcanons of how would (Dispatch) Colm, Katon-Ur, Victor, Herman, and Robert react if their shy crush is shocked because you also wanted to confess your feelings please?
Headcanons A shocking confession
💪 Punch Up x Reader 🚬
Punch Up is used to being the one who balances you during communication. You were quiet and shy, while he was self-confident even when other people were trying to hurt him in some way. But he understood that if he admitted that he had been feeling more than friendly feelings for you for some time, it might scare you away. Colm didn't want to ruin your relationship, but he also understood that silence wouldn't make anyone better off. It only made him feel worse. That's why he decided to tell you how he felt. Even Coupé supported his decision, perfectly seeing his friend's feelings for you
He walked you home, as he had done several times before. You could have gotten there on your own, but Colm wanted to make sure you were okay, and you never minded. As he approached your house, he said that he had something important to tell you. You started to worry a lot and he saw you nervously start tugging at the sleeves of your jacket. Punch Up gently took your hand, which caused your cheeks to flush, and he said that he had liked you for a while, but not just as a friend. He smiled gently at you and said that he liked you romantically. For a few seconds, you realized exactly what he said, and then you blushed even more, seemingly to the roots of your hair, and a shocked expression appeared on your face, and Colm wasn't even sure that it was his confession that caused such a reaction
He wanted to start reassuring you, saying that it was okay if you didn't feel the same way about him, but you beat him to it, started hurriedly saying that it wasn't. Blushing and stammering, you told him that you really liked him romantically, but you didn't expect him to admit his feelings to you at all, and that's when you finally found the courage to admit to him that you were in love with him. Colm looked at you in surprise. He didn't think about what you would admit to him, but your sincere words made him smile, after which he pressed his lips to your palm, watching the confused expression on your face
Colm wanted you to be sure that you wouldn't regret pulling yourself together for a confession. Even though he was ahead of you, it shouldn't have affected your relationship, which, as he was now sure, would only become stronger. Now he had one more reason to come back after completing his work
🦇 Sonar x Reader 💸
Victor has been looking out for you almost from the first day you met. You were a shy person, and he could have made fun of you, but you seemed nice to him and he decided to take care of you. It was only after some time that he realized that the reason for his concern was not pity, as he first thought, but because of the sympathy that appeared in his heart. Malevola, perfectly seeing how her friend looked at you, couldn't help but joke, but seeing that it was something more serious than just liking, she decided to push him. She wouldn't let him rest, continuing to insist that he tell you how he felt about you. Sonar doubted that it was a good idea, but in the end he succumbed to his friend's persuasions and decided to tell you everything as it is, not wanting to remain silent anymore
He waited until you both had a break and came to the break room. You were there, warming up your lunch in the microwave. Sonar said he has something important to tell you. At that moment, he saw your cheeks turn red and he could have sworn he heard your heart start beating faster. You said quietly that you wanted to tell him something too. You gave him the right to speak first, and even though he was trying to be confident, he was still nervous. It wasn't every day that he confessed his love. He made sure that no one was in a hurry to go to the break room, after which he told you that he was in love with you. Sonar wasn't sure what reaction he was expecting. He thought you'd be surprised. He thought you'd be scared. Maybe you wanted to say that he was just a friend to you. But instead, he saw how the blush on your face became stronger and you quietly, almost inaudibly, said that he was ahead of you
Victor hurried to ask what you meant. You looked down and quietly confessed to him that you had been in love with him for a while and you finally had the courage to confess your feelings to him. You planned to tell him about it after work, but he beat you to it and told you how he felt about you. Hearing that his feelings were mutual, Sonar leaned forward and hugged you tightly. You froze, unsure of exactly what you needed to do, but he rather told you that he was glad that you felt the same way about him that he felt about you
The first thing he did after they officially started dating was to tell Malevola about it. He didn't hide how pleased he was, and anyone who knew Victor at least a little bit immediately realized that something good had happened to him. He was more than happy to show off to others that he had such a wonderful partner, and seeing how embarrassed you were because of his words seemed especially sweet to him. He just couldn't resist saying something again that would cause such a delicate blush to appear on your cheeks
💧 Waterboy x Reader 🪣
Waterboy was nervous around many people, even his new colleagues. At first, he was nervous around you, but pretty quickly he realized that you were shy and quiet, in a way you were even similar, and that was one of the reasons why he felt comfortable around you. It would seem that there were no problems and you could have become good friends if it hadn't been for the fact that he fell in love with you. His feelings made him seriously worry and stumble around you, he had even less control over his ability, and every time he blamed himself for making a fool of himself in your eyes. However, the true reason for his worries was clearly visible, perhaps, to all his colleagues, and at first they really made fun of him, but at some point they could no longer bear it
They tried many times to push him to confess his feelings to you. At first, Herman was sure that they were just making fun of him, but over time he noticed that they were really serious. They even started betting on whether he would admit to you and if so, what your answer would be. Waterboy himself understood that he needed to do something, which is why, having gathered his strength, he decided to tell you about how he felt about you. That's why he asked you to meet after work, so that you wouldn't have any unnecessary witnesses that might make you both feel uncomfortable. He continued to worry, trying to figure out exactly how to tell you how he felt. His working day passed in such thoughts
You met in the locker room, where Herman was trying to focus on what he was going to tell you. You came in with a blush on your cheeks, nervously tugging at the edge of your sweatshirt. He felt himself getting more agitated again, but there was nowhere to retreat to. Gathering his courage, he told you how he felt. He stumbled a few times, but he still spoke while looking at the floor. It wasn't until he looked at you that he saw how much you were blushing. Waterboy was anxiously waiting for you to say something. When he couldn't stand it anymore and wanted to say that it's okay if you don't feel the same way about him, you beat him to it and hurriedly said that you felt the same way about him, you liked him very much. You liked him so much that you were going to confess to him on the weekend, you needed time to gather your strength, but he beat you to it. Even though you didn't have time to admit it first, you were still happy to know that your feelings were mutual
Herman was genuinely happy that he finally told you how he felt about you. He didn't expect his feelings to be mutual, and he certainly didn't expect you to try to talk about it yourself. He knew it was a big step for you, considering how shy you were and he wasn't going to disappoint you. Herman was going to do everything so that you wouldn't regret reciprocating his feelings
🌌 Phenomaman x Reader 🍈
Phenomaman was depressed for a long time after the last breakup, but when he met you, it would seem that he gradually began to return to normal. He liked you, even though he wasn't sure what to do now. Katon-Ur tried to learn to understand the culture of earthlings so as not to make his past mistakes, and he asked Robert for a lot of advice, so much so that the dispatcher began to get tired of it. But when he found out who the hero began to feel feelings for, for some reason he calmed down and began to convince him that everything would be all right. Phenomaman wanted it to really be like that, but he was even afraid to scare you. You were quiet and shy, and the last thing he wanted to do was ruin the relationship you had right now
He spent a long time trying to find out if you liked him or not, until finally Robert convinced him to finally admit to you how he felt. The dispatcher spent a long time explaining to the alien exactly how it was worth doing so as not to push you away, because he knew from his own experience that Katon-Ur really did something that might seem strange. On Robert's advice, he asked you to meet with him after work. At first glance, Phenomaman remained calm, but he was really diligently repeating in his head the words he was advised to tell you in order to convey his feelings to you. When he saw you in the parking lot after the end of the working day, he hurried over to you. You smiled at him sheepishly and asked him what had happened. Katon-Ur didn't stay silent for long and bluntly told you that he has romantic feelings for you and that he hopes that his feelings are mutual
It's the first time he's seen you so surprised and confused. You blushed a lot and obviously started to worry. He was waiting for you to say something, not fully understanding what your reaction meant. You kept silent and he asked if everything was okay. You looked at him quickly and said yes, and that you just didn't expect him to confess to you, especially on the day you decided to confess to him yourself. You needed time to gain strength and tell him how you felt, and that's why you kept quiet about your feelings for a long time. Katon-Ur looked at you carefully and then asked if this meant that his feelings were mutual. After receiving an affirmative nod from you, he hugged you and hugged you to him. You froze, obviously not expecting such a reaction, but everything seemed to suit you
He didn't fully understand the reason why you said it took you a long time to come clean, but he assumed it was because of your shy nature. But more importantly, you were together now. Katon-Ur did not want to repeat his past mistakes, so he tried to listen to what you said and learn more openly from you about what this or that action meant in the culture of your planet. He had already had a failed relationship, and the last thing he wanted was for it to happen again
🎧 Robert Robertson x Reader 🤖
Robert is used to working with people of different personalities. It became part of his job as a dispatcher. You were one of those with whom he needed to work, but unlike many of his colleagues, you were in no hurry to arrange conflicts, to swear. On the contrary, you were quiet, shy, and you were the one who caused the least problems. Robert liked talking to you, even though he noticed that you seemed to get more worried around him. He didn't give it much thought, realizing that personal communication could be difficult for you. But the more you talked, the more Robert realized that he liked you, he really liked you. He hadn't been in a relationship for a long time because of his work as a superhero, but now he was a dispatcher and could think a little bit about relationships
He's been thinking about confessing his feelings to you for a long time. Robert understood that if you didn't feel reciprocated to him, then you could safely file a complaint against him and it would be fair. He understood all this perfectly well, but he decided to take the risk and tell you the truth anyway. That's why Robert asked you to meet with him after work so he could calmly tell you how he felt about you. It would seem that you were nervous the rest of the day, but you still tried your best to do everything you could. When he finished, you were already waiting for him in the parking lot. It wasn't the most romantic place to confess, but it was better than confessing your feelings in the office. You looked at Robert sheepishly when he came up to you. He apologized to you for having to wait for him, to which you awkwardly smiled at him and told him that everything was fine. Only then did he say how he felt about you, after which he fell silent, waiting for your reaction
A blush appeared on your face and you lowered your gaze in embarrassment. Robert waited patiently for your answer, and after a few minutes you quietly said that you felt the same way about him. You liked him and you planned to tell him about your feelings soon. You hurriedly began to explain to him that you had been trying for some time to decide to tell him that you were in love with him, but every time your determination failed you, but you finally plucked up the courage and were about to confess, but Robert beat you to it. Listening to you, he was surprised that you were going to confess your feelings. He was well aware of how shy you were, and the fact that you were about to confess meant that you really had strong and sincere feelings for him
Robert understood that your relationship could cause problems, because you were colleagues, but he hoped that there would be no problems. Robert wasn't going to change his attitude towards you during work, but when the working day was over, you could spend time the way you wanted. Robert saw how you blossomed and became more confident next to him, which could not but cause him a sincere smile
Invisigal manages to convince Waterboy to do that trend where your boyfriend sends you a video of himself doing push-ups until failure
She really doesn't get the hype, so she thinks it'll be a funny way for Herm to embarrass himself with you, so sure that you don't want to watch his skinny arms propping himself up for the next five minutes. She makes sure to turn the volume up as his counting gets more out of breath, his body trembling as the number creeps higher, the poor man eventually collapsing in a puddle when he can't take anymore. He types a sweet message under the video that his unusually helpful colleague has captured, and sends it to you without thinking too much more about it.
Visi watches you in the breakroom when you open it though, headphones in as you see Herm's words appear on screen, "Apparently this is something good boyfriends should send, and I always want to be a good boyfriend to you 💙." She inches closer, invisible, as you smile at the words, Herm's efforts never taken for granted. You hit play, unsure what to expect as he comes into focus on the little screen, immediately counting off push-ups as he flexes his strength for you. At first you're just impressed, he's so much stronger than he looks, licking your lips as you take in the sight of him. And then as the video goes on, you turn the sound up a bit, and feel the heat rising in your cheeks uncontrollably. You're not even sure what number he's on when his voice starts cracking, each sound shifting closer to a whimpering whine that makes something stir needily in your core. Your lips part as your breath gets more shallow, thighs clenching together as you hear him mutter your name under his breath for motivation to keep going. His thighs start to tremble and so do yours, the state he's worked himself up into on screen flooding your mind with visions of how he looks when he desperately thrusting on top of you, needily calling out your name in a lovesick prayer. Visi really didn't expect you to enjoy the video so much, and definitely didn't think she'd have to cover for you while you drag Herm into the locker room for the next hour. He really owed her one.
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