#champagneproblems

[digitalartmaresh]

The Midnight Toast: Taylor's Version 2026

"Shimmering in green and ready for what is next. 💚🥂

Happy New Year 2026! Raising a glass to new eras, big dreams, and diamond-bright memories. (Featuring a Taylor Swift inspired celebration)."

[lovinghimwasreid]

One for the money, two for the show

I never was ready, so I watch you go

[getawaykar-89]

got bored and started writing a story based off of champagne problems from the other person's perspective. 4 chapters are posted <3

[fearlessonthecoast]

We both know the hardest part is over. Pull me closer, pour a drink 'cause, baby oh woah, all we got. 'Cause, baby, all we got. No, no, no, no, all we got are, are champagne problems now. That's all we got, baby. 'Cause, baby, all we got, all we got are, are champagne problems now. Yeah, that's all we got. All we got, all we got are, are champagne problems now, champagne problems. Yeah, that's all we got. All we got, all we got are, are champagne problems now. Champagne problems now.

Champagne Problems by Katy Perry

[reptilemilfs]

hot girl culture is self sabotaging your relationships because of an ineffable fear of love and intimacy. hot girl culture is crying to the only heartbreaker and champagne problems because you just keep ruining your relationships no matter how hard you try.

[happy--free-confused-and-lonely]

no matter how long i live i will never experience an adrenaline rush as strong as when I sat in bed and watched taylor post individual pictures on her instagram to announce evermore, nothing can beat that

[introspectiveandroid]

Champagne Problems

The jilted one who proposed:

1. Was on the night train. 2. Had a ring and a picture. 3. Had told their family. 4. Has a sister. 5. Bought Dom perignon. 6. Has hometown sceptics. 7. Had made a speech. 8. Was on her knees. 9. Was crestfallen on the landing.

The one who said no:

1. Dropped her lovers hand while dancing 2. Couldn’t give a reason 3. Recalls the jilted one’s

Midas touch

A November flush

A flannel cure

A dorm

Evergreen friends (which they won’t call ‘ours’ again?)

4. Feels she’s mad 5. Never was ready 6. Watched the jilted one go on to marry another? (~ one for the money, two for show i.e. Marry twice) 7. Is fucked in the head (according to the sceptics?) 8. Did not know her answer (no) until she was asked 9. Thinks the jilted love will find the real thing with someone else who will heal her and not jilt her 10. And… the one who said no is actually the one with the champagne problems (this is the twist in the tale)

Always thought it was the muse who was jilted by Taylor but then when Taylor sung this on the landing in the wedding dress from IBYTAM it was like she was saying she was the jilted bride. That confused me...

Also IBYTAM is also a narrative as if she (Taylor) was left and has pitched up to disrupt the wedding and claim the bride back (and give her the scarf back?). So strange to do that if she said no to a marriage proposal right….

Perhaps the muse proposed earlier in their relationship and she said no at that time. Then after a period of on and off reunions it was Taylor in the end that was keen and was finally jilted 

[stellatus23]

Champagne Problems lyrics 🌼