#charmingandorradick

[curefreedom-blog]

charmingandorradick started following you

"Hey, dude! Haven't seen you around here before! But then it is, like, a big city, so that ain't a surprise, ahaha." Alfred grins, bounding over with his hands shoved in his pockets. "Ya look like a guy who likes to have a good time. I mean, shucks, who doesn't love to have a good time! C'mon in; I won't take no for an answer! I'll show you some good ol' San Franciscan hospitality!"

He laughed, grabbing his visitor by the hand and turning to pull him behind him. It didn't cross his mind that Andorra could be dangerous for a second. "The name's Alfred, y'can call me Al if y'like. Y'like vidya games? I got plenty of them. Childish ones, violent ones, foreign ones..." He kept going on, his smile brightening. 

[oldportugay]

charmingandorradick said: [Casually sips tea in Portugal’s kitchen]

*barrels down stairs* You! You cut my hair!

[coveredinomegas]

@charmingandorradick I'm on mobile which is why I can't get saviour (not savour thanks autocorrect thank u) but it's. Okey now my dash moves fast enough to flush it out bless

[sappyhub]

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All in all: meh - okay - good - holy fuck - let me marry you

my comment: yes.

GIF of my feelings: 

[sweetestashure-blog]

That awkward moment your friend says that he has pictures of you hanging up in his office. 8I

I know they're the covers of your novels, but that doesn't change that I'm the one on them.

[coveredinomegas]

and if you are addicted to engaging in physical relations you are French. There is no cure for being French.

Fuck man this isn't even my rp and I'm laughing so fucking hard??? I haven't laughed this hard in a long time I can't even fucking. Handle you man omfg

[coveredinomegas]

First: this is unscented soap. I would be reluctant to even attempt making you smell like a variety of flowers because the mess you are now would only wilt the aroma and worsen your natural odor. Two: you look like you have yet to discover personal hygiene, so here is a nice and helpful hint -- bathing regularly is socially acceptable. Inflicting your horrible smell on others is not. You are welcome.

I bathe fucking plenty! I don't drown myself in chemical byproduct and dry out my skin like a shallow, vain woman, maybe that's what you're confusing with "hygiene." I know the difference between a shower and rolling in dyes and fabricated perfumes.

Besides, it's not like you're the epitome of fucking desirability. So fuck off, asshole.

[coveredinomegas]

Greetings. I have yet to make your acquaintance, and this is an unexpected turn of events as a result, but here is a bar of soap so kindly wash up and stop appearing like a scruffy homeless person.

I--Hey, fuck you, buddy. -Glares, crossing his arms-

I look fine, asshole, no need to be a dick. (Besides, Alphas are supposed to smell like roughage, not your dumbass flowery shit.)