#cheese jokes

[jackalwolfsoul]

Good day to you *throws a slice of cheese at your face*

By the gods the cheese assassin is back!! Go after the damn Primarchs! Not the follower of Nurgle.

@fulgrimfanboy help!!! The cheese assassin is going after the followers now!!

[askmagnus]

Tbh fulgrimfanboy seems to always be near when the cheese attacks happen…

That @fulgrimfanboy is never far from the cheese has occurred to me as well.

He has invited me over for some food that he promises is ‘edible’ (though that he has to promise that does not fill me with confidence..)

I’ll take the liaison as an opportunity to search for any evidence of dairy based sabotage…

After all, I heard that chemos was known to have some very fine dairy….

[cheesythemathwiz]

“Been thinking about changing my name again.”

“I still probably won’t, but every time someone picks on it, I start thinking I should change it.”

[headoverjojo]

Headcannon for Formaggio with a French s/o that likes to make cheese jokes and has no mercy using him as the punchline? 🧀 ♥️

Mercy for Formi 😂

And also, thanks for the cheese jokes you suggested! They were hilarious 😂

Formaggio with a French s/o that likes to make cheese jokes and uses him as the punchline

Formaggio loves his s/o’s elegant and esotic accent, the way they pronounce some letters, as r or v, he finds it cute and sexy. He always asks them to say something in French, watching them with half-lidded eyes and a little, smug smile, observing the way their lips move when they say those pretty words that he’s learning to understand.

They immediately relates the Italian word formaggio to the French fromage and this states his end. They’ll never let him live without at least a couple of jokes at day and it comes out that they’re really talented at jokes. The first time they crack a “but, Formi, brielieve me!” he’s taken aback for a good couple of seconds before bursting into a long and big laugh that startles even people on the street.

He absolutely loves it. He loves their charme and their dorkness: a wonderful person who, he still doesn’t know how or why, loves him and that makes him laugh. It’s the perfect combo. They’re the only one who can make him chuckle when he comes home tired to the bones from a mission, with some cheese based jokes that amuse him ‘till no end.

He loves how natural the cheese jokes come to them, without any preparation. He lost his shit when they declaimed “to Brie or not to Brie?”  with a slice of Brie in their hand. Illuso popped from a mirror asking what the hell was going on, since he could hear their din even from the mirror world, making them laugh even louder, to Illuso’s utterly annoyance.

[someoldjokes]

From Jokes for All Occasions, 1922

[explosiveglitterqueen]

Me: *making jokes while downstairs*

step sis: *listening and laughing*

me: *says a really corny joke*

step sis: *looks at me mid-bite of food with a disappointed look and shaking her head*

me: *laughs* that was funny

[jackalwolfsoul]

*throws another slice of cheese at your face* 💋

Well, congratulations, you missed and somehow made it into my Night Lord's, Kael's, tea. You got a five minute head start to start running before him and my Death Guard, Malcharion, come after your ass.

Kael will find you. Should have just kept @the-consortium 's Beast of Nurgle with me for another day. Sent them back too early and off to the wrong person. Warp magic isn't easy if you haven't studied it as much as Magnus has.

Now, I'm off to work and then on lunch I'm gonna see if there are any Night Lord rescue centers nearby. Since the trail cams on the property aren't enough to catch sight of the cheese assassin, I now need another Night Lord. Or maybe a Raven Guard?

[funnyfiasco]

This mouse just leveled up in life!