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Chess jokes and anecdotes from 1892.

Mom and I playing chess:

Me: oh dear, you took my bishop. Now the church is just Protestant :(

Mom: god that was such a nerd joke

Tal <3

You know I’m really glad that I trust you and don’t have to worry about you chea…HOW THE FUCK DID YOUR PAWN GET BEHIND MINE

Did you know that you can play chess with pens and pencils?

but it always ends in a draw.

How the knight became known as the knight.

Guy 1: "Well, that's all of the chess pieces. Except for this one. What do you think should we call it?"

Guy 2: "I don't know. I'm actually getting tired. Shall we call it a night?"

Guy 1: "Hmm... Then it's settled. Knight it is!"

Guy 2: "But I didn't mean-"

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