WAIT, could I seriously be your minion?? Your assistant maybe? I’m a single lady so, um, no boyfriend to take up my time! Haha... ha. *awkward laugh* Ahem. Working for you would be a DREAM. COME. TRUE! 🤩 You have coffee right? Actually, maybe I’ve already had too much.
A new assistant? Why, I haven’t given it a thought. Hmmm... Between you and me, I’m quite high maintenance, you see. And picky! But what superb genius isn’t!
Newest minion! If you think that you’re up to the task, congratulations on your new internship! Um, unpaid.













