Weiss’ Secret Technique(tm)
@frosensteel Inspiration struck, and this skit would not leave me alone until I posted it. So here it is, in all it’s skitty glory.
Ruby: *hyperactively zooming around the room going Wheeeee*
Yang: Ruby! Ruby, calm down right now!
Penny: Ooh, this looks fun! *about to join Ruby in zooming about the room*
Weiss: Ruby, don't make me use the secret technique!
Yang: *still fruitlessly trying to make Ruby calm down* What's the secret technique???
Weiss: This. *spreads her arms for a hug, get's glomped by Ruby*
Ruby: Weiss! *starts babbling incoherently*
Weiss: Go to sleeeee- *Ruby slumps into a deep slumber* There. *puts Ruby on the couch, covering her with a blanket*
Yang: ... Did you just Mom my little sister to sleep??
Weiss: Yes. Although I prefer the word "wife" *notices Penny vibrating in excitement* Penny? Penny, no. Don't you dare.
Weiss: *grabs Penny and repeats the Secret Technique(tm)*
Penny: I am com*yawns* I am COMBAT*bigger yawn* Comblatasddzzzz *deep slumber.exe activated*
Weiss: *places Penny on the couch next to Ruby* There.
Yang: ... How did that work on Penny? Isn't she a robot?
Weiss: A gynoid, to be exact. And it works, because I love them both so much.
Yang: Ah. *pulls out a deck of cards* So does this mean it's time for the adults to play? How about some stri-
Yang: Ah!? *slumps in deep slumber after a short struggle as the Secret Technique(tm) claims another victim*
Weiss: *sighs and places Yang in the armchair* Now to call Blake and have her pick her girlfriend up... *small yawn* Maybe after a nap. *goes to snuggle with Ruby and Penny*
Blake: *arrives after a couple of hours to see a frosen steel snuggle pile on the couch and Yang drooling in the armchair.* How did this even happen?
