#chimpanzees

[religion-is-a-mental-illness]

Creationists still insist there isn't any biological relationship between humans and other primates. 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♂️

[arcticdementor]

[transgwender616]

This is so fucking funny to me for some reason

[transgwender616]

Michael Jackson's chimpanzee Bubbles was born in 1983 and is still alive in 2026 at age 43. Charlie Kirk was born in 1993 and died in 2025 at age 31.

[anotherincorrectquotesblog]

A: I think chimpanzees are clever!

B: Chimps? Depends what you compare them to.

A: That’s true.

B: If you compare them to Slavoj Žižek, they’re not very smart.

A: But if you compare them to me…

B: If you compare them to A over here…

[paradoxfeed]

here's something that should make you deeply uncomfortable: chimpanzees are better at admitting they were wrong than most people. experiments show they actually update their beliefs when the evidence shifts. your intuition about animal intelligence is lying to you. Read more on Paradox Feed

[paradoxfeed]

so it turns out chimpanzees just... seek out fermented fruit to get drunk. on purpose. and they may have been doing this for 30 million years. which means human alcohol tolerance might just be us being really, really good at something our ancestors were already doing. nature is not normal. Read more on Paradox Feed

[eldergodchucky]

Chimpanzees and bonobos have human-like friend circles, study finds

A new research report is adding another piece to a larger scientific puzzle, and the important part is not the drama of the finding but the practical work it could make possible. For readers, the useful question is what the research changes: whether it gives scientists a cleaner measurement, a better tool, or a result strong enough for other teams to test. Continue reading Chimpanzees and bonobos…

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