#chip.txt

[installationwizard]

tfw a joke character with five minutes of screen time is running for more than a protagonist

[infinitecrossroadsplural]

average Infinite Crossroads moment

[transed-junkrat]

so i actually started a list of quotes from my father and i havent told him about it but i wanted to share it

- "i think i definitely got at least a couple of those letters that make up those words."

- "would you consider a pogo stick footwear?"

- "oh thats historical sludge! its gonna pay off one day!!"

- mom: "my [car] seat feels weird" dad: "i was spreading pudding on it this morning, i dont think that would do it though"

- "and i can start listening to christmas music year round, the way nature intended"

- "im coming back as a worm in my next life"

- "its not fair. these damn mannequins can afford better clothes than i can."

- (to himself, filling the dogs water bowl) "operation liquify the dog"

- "yeah ticks give me the heebie jeebies. mother nature really fucked up on that one"

- (about a car taking too long to turn) "should i tap em?"

- "you were never as invested in The Wiggles as i was"

- "well shes a specialist on fast reading, im a specialist on slow reading. you dont get any slower than me, i can out-slow you anytime"

- "thats a dangerous driver, and to make the world safer, i should kill them."

- "you dont play as many war games as i do without learning how to fold your towels usa army regulation style"

- "it all starts with iced coffee. havent you ever read the bible? on the first day, god invented iced coffee"

- "if a bear takes a wrong left in the woods.... does anybody hear it?"

- playing Pokemon GO: *gasp* "it fled on me that son of a bitch i hate those fucking guys theyre dead to me now."

- "ooh groundhog! jump out and pinch it's butt, Chip. ill take a picture"

- "alright.... we're almost at our mojo dojo casa house"

- *dad has two pairs of pants on*. mom: "why dont you take a layer off?" dad: "this is how i roll. im like a taco."

- *offering gum around the car, everyone declines* "alright! I'll take 4"

- *to the dog, upon returning from their walk:* "you may settle in now, and lead a life of wholesome fulfillment. i hope you make good choices."

[liminalitiesx]

kinitopet trying to forcibly open my computers camera and is embarassed to find out that i said no NOT because i didnt want him to, but because my computer physically does not have a camera

it was a good try tho!! im sure youll get it next time =)

[lydianeedsus]

Oh you're scared of spiders? Cool

I'm scared of being shot at school

[141-callsign-ghost]

[installationwizard]

the movie really undersells the fact that frodo spent half a year planning to make his departure from the shire as inconspicuous as possible and merry and pippin and sam saw him doing that, figured out he was leaving the shire and that it had something to do with bilbo’s ring, and then spent nearly as long preparing to go with him. icons

[installationwizard]

I don't think I've ever seen this pointed out, but murderbot seems comfortable using its name to refer to itself with familiar humans! possibly since they already know its name, theres no reason to hide it