#chompa chompa

[insidious-journalist]

Do you bite?

"Only people I like."

[ @bastardstandard <3 ]

[lunaticsandidiots]

Okay so I bite. As a love language. Platonically, romantically I bite. I will bite my friends and family at random times. At this point they’ve just accepted it. But I want to know how you think the team would react if the reader did that 😭 because I’m WEIRD

a/n: ok fr this is such a cute idea i MUST WRITE IT, because adrian’s biting HCs were about him biting, but now we get to flip the script & add the others!

11th street kids + biting…

(gn!reader) (18+)

Adrian

adrian wouldn’t give it a second thought. like the word ‘why’ would never pop up in regards to your affinity for tooth-based affection.

because he’d bite you right back.

you: *bites adrian*

adrian: aww babe, that’s so sweet!

Chris

chris would definitely make fun of you for it, but in a loving way. like when you call someone a weirdo (affectionate).

he’d end up calling you ‘pacman’ or ‘jaws’ or something as a joke, but then it’d stick and be your nickname forever.

you: *bites chris*

chris: love you too, you lil wendigo.

Harcourt

the first time you bit her, she’d be so fucking confused,

harcourt: did you just… bite me?

you: …yeah?

harcourt: …

i think she’d grow fond of it over time, though just like chris i think she’d always (affectionately) poke a little fun at it.

Economos

i think economos would be less ‘weirded out’ than emilia and chris, but he’s also not a total wild mutt like adrian. just somewhere in the middle.

i think he’d find it endearing as hell, and maybe if you were sad, he might even bite you back in an attempt to cheer you up.

economos: *tries to bite you*

you: what was that? did you just try to bite me?

economos: well it always cheers me up…

[wiggidywiggidywow]

OKAY SO U KNOW HOW THE GOOD OMENS SCRIPT GOT RELEASED AS A BOOK? WHAT IF THEY RELEASE THE OUR FLAG MEANS DEATH SCRIPT? CAUSE IM TELLING YA I WOULD EAT THAT SHIT UP I WOULD READ IT COVER TO COVER UNTIL EACH LINE IS SEARED INTO MY CEREBRAL CORTEX. I WANT TO KNOW WHAT IS IN THE SCRIPT WHAT DIDNT MAKE THE FINAL CUT WHAT DIALOGUE WAS IMPROVISED WHICH BEATS WERE WRITTEN IN AND WHICH WERE ADDED IN THE HEAT OF THE MOMENT. I NEED IT ALL. I WANT TO SEE ALL THE WRITERS AND DIRECTORS NOTES. JUST IMAGINE

[dino--draws]

Beta Arceus my beloved 

[reidsnose]

list of things i realllyyyyy wanna eat so bad but ill die if i do (i will be adding on as the desire kicks in) :

-glass

-insulation

-styrofoam

[trans-puppyboi]

It's simple: I see titty, itty or biggie, it's gonna go in my mouth.

[okaywa]

I have never related to lyrics more in my life

Something about collar bones is so *clenches fist*

[father-fazbear]

So if we’re gonna eat the rich I guess we gotta eat Tom nook-