On Ideas being like Shit
CHOPPY: Ideas are like shit, they come out of you. -my brother 2k16 CHOPPY: and sometimes you bottle them up
ME: Ideas are like shit, they can make things grow. *nodnod*
CHOPPY: just like constipation
ME: but if you leave them bottled up, sometimes it's to ferment it. Make it more potent. So that's fine.
CHOPPY: [you really are just so gross]
ME: There's something about the friends you make and their comfort with making poop jokes
CHOPPY: :))) CHOPPY: yung mga sabog na ideas that you can help but let out in the wrong time and place
ME: wait, so then are we talking gas or diarrhea. Cuz if it's gas, then it's fine it will pass and everyone will just make a face and it will be forgotten
CHOPPY: it's both
ME: but if it's diarrhea where the idea floods out whole whoo boy you just left a mark on your reputation and everyone
CHOPPY: :)))) CHOPPY: donald trump and digong, basically
ME: Duterte** leaves a big shit stain on our flag when he shares his ideas really
CHOPPY: :))) CHOPPY: there's also you CHOPPY: living a big shit stain on my entire being
ME: My shit is grade-a shit mind you, it aint just shit it's fertilizer
CHOPPY: ./.
ME: I'm helping you grow as a person ✨
CHOPPY: you better help me grow as a best thesis person, then.
ME: okay, I will do my best to shit all over your thesis ✨
CHOPPY: I want to leave a huge shit stain on fa before I leave CHOPPY: :))))
ME: THATS THE SPIRIT
CHOPPY: oh shit :))
ME: IM SO PROUD OF YOU YOU PICKED UP ON IT ME: =)))
CHOPPY: wow, accidental pun
ME: ideas are like puns, sometimes they come out accidentally, but a good friendship is like a diaper ME: you manage to maintain your dignity even when it comes out ME: Im crying that was a beautiful metaphor //pats self on the back ME: I'm going to share this entire conversation.
CHOPPY: i'llbe honest, that quote was all me
ME: That's the spirit, take pride in your shit
CHOPPY: what's the point in hiding. I'm but a tiny shitstain on the face of the world CHOPPY: wow CHOPPY: i should've done this self-introspection on the toilet //EDITS for translation purposes, also Duterte is our current president in the Philippines
