I can't sleep so Star Trek TOS/SNW dashboard simulator
to this day I can't understand why they're called the Three Musketeers if there's FOUR of them? Did Dumas just forget his own main character???
You've got to be kidding me
I know right? A mistake like this would never happen in Russian literature!
After months of taking care of everyone else on this giant tin can I really earned this shore leave. Now I get to drink, relax, flirt with some lovely ladies and sleep until noon 😎 Just what the the doctor ordered!
Update: A fucking purple tree ate five crewmen. Again.
Despite being among humans for close to a decade, I still find their tendency to overcomplicate and avoid aspects of social situations to be confusing at best and infuriating at worst. So much time is wasted on tedious matters such as who gets to 'make the first move' or 'not come off too strong'.
For example, everyone aboard my vessel is keenly aware of Lt. Uhura and Engineer Scott's 'budding romance'. But their need to extend their oddly avoidant courtship ritual, rather than outright state their interest in one another, is pointless, as well as frustrating to witness.
Why do they do this? Why not 'get it over with', as they say?
I encourage answers from all cultures, human or otherwise.
I'm sorry Scotty and Nyota are WHAT
SPOCK NOOO HE DOESN'T THINK OF ME LIKE THAT 😭
But I do! I thought you knew and were just being nice about it!
PSA: If you visit Antares VII, stay clear of any yellow plants, their pollen can have some...inconvenient effects on the biology of humanoid peoples.
My XO and I suffered through troubling symptoms until it was almost too late. Thankfully, we figured out a cure in time.
I can only find info on the symptoms. What was the cure? 👀
Do I really have to say it?
The galaxy if Klingons didn't exist
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Wow. Humans are openly advocating for our disappearance yet Klingons are the bad guys? I thought your federation stood for peace.
Cry harder you genocidal wrinkly-faced bitch I hope your planet gets sucked into a black hole
#If you think a joke is on par with what they do then book an MRI because you might have brain damage #fuck Klingons and anyone that sympathizes with them
So I can either skim through this asteroid belt on Warp 2 for 3 hrs or on Warp 5 for 15 mins
Erica no! That's not how navigation works!
HOW ABOUT WARP 7 FOR 15 SECONDS?
ERICA YOU'RE GOING TO CRASH THE SHIP
I AM GOING TO HARNESS LIGHT-SPEED TO ZIGZAG THROUGH THE VOID
I know some species are very private, but you'd think they'd share the important stuff, esp when we should trust each other by now.
How are we supposed to enjoy my weekly dinners if you all don't tell me what to watch out for :/ This is the third time this happens to the same person and I had to get the answer why from our CMO
Wait what did I miss while I was gone
Spock got wasted on my chocolate fudge cake and hit his head on the counter ://///
