#chrollo headcannons

[rotten-pomegranate]

What “size” do you think the phantom troupe men are? Length, width ? I have my own ideas, but I’m genuinely interested in what your take on them would be

feel free to disregard if your not comfortable writing

Phantom troupe men dick descriptions

Yappin: I’ve thought about most of them a lot actually

Characters: Feitan, Phinks, Franklin, Chrollo, nobunaga, hisoka, illumi, shalnark, uvogin

Warnings: dick descriptions

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Feitan

Around four inches when soft and he doesn’t grow much, his dick is narrow with a pink tip that he’s kind of embarrassed about

He shaves whatever pubic hair grows, hates the feeling of it and feels dirty when he has it

Phinks

Eight inches when soft and grows to nine when he’s hard, he has a slight curve to the left

His dick is the same colour as him, slightly tan with a darker tip, hair is groomed when he remembers but other wise it grows free

Franklin

Nine inches when soft and ten when hard, he has magic cross and Jacob’s ladder piercings that are intimidating at first glance

His hair is in a tuft at his base, same colour as his head hair, pretty soft to, he doesn’t shave it just grows like that, his dick is pale with a pink tip

Chrollo

Six inches and doesn’t change at all when he’s hard, he waxes and grooms himself very well

His whole dick is the same colour, and he’s got a pretty thick mushroom tip, not noticeable when he’s holding it but when he’s hard and it’s standing on its own it leans left

Nobunaga

Seven inches, shower not a grower, has a v line that makes his dick look perfect

He’s pale with a lighter brown top and Long stringy black hair at the top, doesn’t shave or groom whatsoever

Hisoka

Ten inches and proud, he gets professionally waxed all over, no hair in sight

He’s got a pink tip that stands out and his dick is more slender then thick, his tip gets more flushed the more turned on he is

Illumi

Seven inches when soft nine when hard, he’s got a mushroom tip and a vain the runs along the underside of him from his base to right before his tip

His tip is slightly darker then his shaft, and his hair is groomed but not to an extreme, he just cleans himself up to feel fresh

Shalnark

Six inches and is more slender, his dick curves up towards his belly when he’s hard, his shaft is the same colour as his stomach and his tip gets flushed pink when he’s turned on or being touched

He doesn’t grow much hair so he just leaves it be, if it bothers you he’ll let you wa it for him

Uvogin

Twelve inches soft and thirteen inches hard, he’s thick and has vains running down that are sensitive so touch

Long, dark brown, wire like hair that he loves having your nose shoved into while your kissing him up and down. Same colour as the rest of him with a darker shade tip, and he’s got a mushroom tip that’s as thick as the rest of him

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[skeeterbutt]

Gon smells like 10 cans of bounce that ass golly bro. Ik this niggas armpit is STANKKKKK his and frigging Uvogin r on the same level of monkey nigga stank I am not racist I am black but golly nigga ok they both shower once in a pink moon and the use a quarter as a sponge and dawn dish soap as soap. Anyways my king Chrollo and Feitan stay CLEAN💜. Kurapika smells like cinnamon sticks. Hisoka smells like diddy tip cheese and butthole flakes🤢🤢🤢

#Dyanixoutfucklameassniggasfuckyobitch

[artemisdeluna]

Chrollo's moods will often slip away from him. Some days he feels capable and powerful, euphoric, able to make anything he wants to happen. Others days his mind is a much darker place, disconnected from reality, getting carried away in one of his many fantasies. It can last for days, or weeks. Something seemingly small will set him off, reminding him of the past.

Violence comes naturally to him after all this time. If he can avoid being violent he will, but to him it is an effective means to an end.

At his core he sees himself as a protector. The spiders are his family, Meteor city is his home.

In his heart, he is a romantic. He loves books, stories, acting, learning about other people. His techniques of stealing nen involve getting to know someone's heart intimately. Chrollo loves observing the actions and emotions of others.

Chrollo enjoys crafting an image for himself and presenting himself in different ways, like a skilled actor, depending on what the situation calls for in order for him to be successful in getting what he wants. He can come off as intimidating - dark and mysterious like his past, or a charismatic gentleman, or just another man on the street. Different people get to see different sides of him.

[vale-writes-stuff]

The adult trio accidentally hitting their s/o in the face with a door (gn!reader)

A/N: This came to me after my sister hit me in the face with a door... Also this was pretty fun to write. And also- my friends just asked me who the guy on my phone screen is (ha it’s Feitan)... not sure how to explain that...

Warnings: Hisoka being himself, Idk sort of crackish

Hisoka:

He's a pretty... dramatic person

And that translates into how he does literally everything. Like opening doors

So as you're leaving, he's opening the door to go in

*Swing*

Next thing you know, you're on the floor

He finds it absolutely hilarious

Like he won't stop laughing-

Probably helps you up after a minute

Now for an hour afterwards, when he sees the ice pack you've pressed to your face, he starts cracking up again

Sadistic fuck

Chrollo:

The door to the warehouse the Phantom Troupe was staying in was pretty heavy

So he had to push a bit harder to open it

Oops.

He ended up smacking your forehead

Externally, he's calm and collected, asking you if you're ok, and helping you up

Internally, he's freaking the fuck out

He's just hit his S/O with a 20 pound door

Plz assure him you're ok

Probably makes you stay with him for awhile just to make sure you're ok

Reads to you

Illumi:

Idk why but I feel like he opens doors really forcefully

Maybe it's cause he's an assassin?

Anyways, you were leaving your apartment, when he was coming to visit you

He was swinging the door open (he literally doesn't knock)

He ended up hitting you directly in the head

Needless to say, you passed out

He just kinda, checks your pulse, thankful you're not dead, before carrying you to your bed

You wake up to two black eyes staring directly at you, inches from you

That's a fun sight to wake up to

"You fainted."

You suddenly remembered what happened

"Well you did hit me in the face with a door"

Probably doesn't apologise (he doesn't know how to-)

Gets you ice though, and water, and pretty much anything you want

Want a sandwich?

A book?

The head of your enemy?

You got it

Probably the most practical of the three

[feifood]

Hi!! Could i request a fluff chrollo x fem reader where the troupe if having an important and serious meeting but all the sudden you show up to the hideout with a fresh batch of cookies you made for chrollo and your like “Ive made come cookies!” And everyone looks at you like •__•. But chrollo just takes them anyways

Chrollo’s Fem S/o Accidentally Interrupting a Serious Meeting

HI CUTIE This idea - LOVE IT. It’s literally so creative and hilarious,, so fun to write omg thank you for requesting !! Take care lovely <3

Alright so Chrollo and the troupe are having a little bit of trouble figuring out the small details of their next heist

There’s just a lot of what-if’s and holes in the current plan so they definitely have to improve it and everything is just quite tense right now in the room

You, on the other hand, has 0 idea of what’s going on in the meeting BUT they’ve been in that room for a very long time now

So you think they’d be kind of hungry yeah? Which leads you to baking a few goodies for them

Just a quick 15 minute batch of cookies and they smell absolutely divine

So as you’re carrying these cookies and making your way to the room, where you hear some mumbling on the other side of the doors 

And you take that as your cue to knock on the door before opening it (not even waiting for a ‘come in’ because cookies CANNOT wait)

You step in and you’re like ‘I GOT FRESH COOKIES FOR YOU GUYS !!’

And the scene in front of you has you very very confused

Phinks is straight up ASLEEP

Franklin got his finger guns out and he’s literally pointing it at Machi who has a bunch of her nen threads on Shizuku’s vacuum 

Shalnark keeps doodling things on this piece of paper which Feitan erases right after

And Chrollo is talking to the few people who are actually still paying attention

They were literally having such a serious meeting and THE MOMENT things start going South,, coincidentally you walk in

Bad luck for the troupe

Everyone just straight up freezes because you came in and slowly, they all turn their heads to look at Chrollo

Just silently saying ‘You go talk to her !!’ because you’re his s/o so it’s just logical that he goes to talk to you

He walks over and you hand him the cookies with a smile and he says his thanks

At this point EVERYONE has their eyes on you two and you give him a quick ‘you’re welcome’ with a smile and immediately wave everyone goodbye

Right as you close the door the noise picks up again and it’s the sound of people teasing Chrollo for blushing so hard after taking the cookies from you 

[mynameseri]

Can I request headcannons of the adulttrio + Silva with a s/o who tries to bite back and hide her moans cause she thinks they are embarrassing? Thank you!

Hisoka:

If Hisoka catches you holding back a moan, he will tease you. He’s going to make comments like “Cat got your tongue?”

He tells you how you look silly when you’re trying to hold in your moans; he prefers that you just let them out and not be embarrassed cause that looks way sexier.

Illumi:

Illumi doesn’t notice that you’re holding back your moans. He isn’t in tune with your emotions during sex enough to realize that you’re embarrassed by your moans.

For the most part he’s fairly quiet during sex too, so he thinks your silence is normal

Chrollo:

Chrollo punishes you any time he sees you holding back a moan. He thinks your moans are hot!

When you try to hide your moans, he will stop fucking you all together; he won’t keep going until you promise to stop trying to hide them.

Silva:

Silva tries to train this trait out of you. He prefers a partner who is completely comfortable with themselves and their sexuality.

Any time you hold back a moan you will be punished with a whipping or smacking to your ass.

[rotten-pomegranate]

Jobs the phantom troupe would have if they weren’t criminals

Credit: my mootie @tea-rae for Feitan and also the inspo for this post bc she told me to make it

Tags: @shalscumbunny

Warnings: sex for service in nobunagas

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Chrollo, owns a private library that only carries older books, also sells small things and blankets, little trinkets, this or an antique store owner, the things he likes are over priced for a long time until he’s done admiring them and ready to let them go

Pakunoda, ceo of a cosmetic business, has makeup, hair products, branches that do nails, special care like Botox, fat freezing, facials, any beautification treatment/product you can think of her business offers

Machi, has a small tailoring and costume dress store, she’s the only staff but she gets a lot of business, booked months an advance

Shizuku, welder, she looks so feminine and then she’s jacked and had one of those blue jump suits, welding things all day, her hands don’t look like it though, her hands are soft and her nails are done

Franklin, owns a gun store and does little side projects of modifying guns and then sells them illegally, if you want a machine gun that can spit fire while shooting he’s got you, for a price of course

Nobunaga, tattoo artist, has tattoos and his own studio, accepts sexual acts as payment, not licensed but gives really good tattoos and sometimes piercings

Uvogin, celebrity body guard that’s also kind of famous for his size this or he just does a bunch of interviews about his size and what it’s like living as eight foot six man

Shalnark, builds custom pc’s for a high price, scams people every chance he gets, owns his own electronic store and on the side he makes robots to battle with and wins bets like crazy

Feitan, taxidermy’s small animals he catches with clothes and props, his apartment smells like dead things and he’s the creepy neighbour, this or a butcher in some random small deli, his apartment still smells but now there’s no excuse as to why

Phinks, owns a gym and teaches boxing, also a private trainer that’s really well known, strict af and couches world known athletes

Bonolanav, opened a museum dedicated to his tribe and shares their culture and stories so they don’t completely die out, has also done interviews mainly talking about his tribe but some are specifically for the holes in his body, in a ripleys book

Kortopi, similar to uvogin, he also appears in a lot of music videos or movies as a living prop bc of his creepy look

Illumi, his family is in the luxury car business, has multiple dealer ships all over the world, he’s a rich city kid

Hisoka, hair dresser, specialist in colour and promises no bleeds when bleaching with colour, and also sells his own hair gel named bundgee gum

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[feifood]

HAII! Can I request a chrollo headcanon with a s/o who just loves to cuddle and hide themselves in his jacket?

Chrollo’s S/o who Loves Hiding in his Jacket

HAI YES YES I LOVE stealing wearing other ppl’s clothes hehe it’s just 23409283% more fun to wear someone else’s than mine (fun fact my friend used to always change into my clothes whenever she came over and I’d do that too when I went to hers,, it’s just so fun omg) 

aksjdhfs I’m starting to ramble LOLOL but anyways here are those hcs you requested lovely, I hope you like reading them and I hope you have a great day/night !! <3

LISTEN. listen closely. NOTHING in this entire world makes Chrollo feel more soft and lovey dovey then seeing you hide/cuddle in his jacket. NOTHINGGG

You just look so cute and shy in his jacket HE LIVES FOR IT

When you first did it he felt kind of bad because he thought you were uncomfortable or scared or cold

But then you started doing it more and more, even in situations where he knows that you’re having a good time so that’s when he realizes that it’s just something you love to do

MAY or may not have went to get his jacket tailored to be a little bit bigger so you can fit in there better

This man is such a simp aksjdhfjshdf but I mean who can blame him you’re just that precious

He also really likes seeing you straight up wear it

Just something about seeing you in his clothes makes his heart melt omg 

Turns into a completely different person when there is you + his jacket involved

He ALSO LOVES OFFERING IT TO YOU

Like you’d expect him to offer you his jacket if you’re cold BUT NO -- he literally offers it at the most random times

You could be SWEATING and he’ll be like want my jacket?

You two haven’t even left the door yet and he’s like u want jacket?

In the middle of eating he’s like jacket?? no? 

Starts offering his jacket to you like a salesman giving away flyers

When he’s around others, I think he’ll still let you hide under his jacket but he probably won’t be offering it to you as often now

Just because he thinks its awkward when he’s in the middle of a conversation with someone else and he starts to take off his jacket

But honestly he’s head over heels for you so if you asked him he wouldn’t say no