#circumlocutionists

[fatenumberfor]

circumlocutionists replied to your post: circumlocutionists replied to your post: honestly...

seriously? series of unfortunate events? comrade, you haven’t Lived

I KNOW ;___; i never read much as a kid all i read were garfield comic books and 39 clues

my personal library is really disappointing

[fatenumberfor]

circumlocutionists replied to your post: honestly who takes the time to figure out a...

i thought you meant count olaf, so,

NO ahahaha i haven't heard of him but i am sure he's 7 million leagues more relevant to whatever story he's in than olaf the snowman is

[ohiolivia]

circumlocutionists replied to your photo:I haven’t posted anything in forever so heres a...

will they be pastel

yes its gonna be great.

[fatenumberfor]

happy coincidental seventeen-year birth interval!

haha thank you!! :’)

[bloodsbane]

wow, perfect, thank u!

no problem uwu it was fun to draw

[closetfullofghosts]

circumlocutionists replied to your post: peach iced tea is the best

consider: peach iced tea mixed with lemonade

ohhhh gosh

[poidkea]

nepeta where are my glasses

i dont know equius where did you see them last

[vastderp]

I love the way you usually deal with stubborn creeps, but I'm curious as to the difference between "can i stick a hot glass rod in his urethra" and "spot wash my butthole with a series of off-brand q-tips, you whiny little puke". (Is it the tone? The way it's worded?)

one is an elaborate and disgusting insult in direct response to a troll that includes no rape, torture, or murder

the other is a rape/torture/murder fantasy performed outside of the victim's awareness for self-gratification purposes and then posted afterward to gloat about the fantasy before an audience