#cj shitposts

[callmewisteria]

my lab partner and I (we're good friends) had to analyse fossils yesterday and somehow got to the subject of "we don't know about the muscle to fat distribution in dinosaurs, so maybe they were thick" which ended in us having to copy our answers over onto a new lab sheet because we drew a big booty tyrannosaurus rex on it, feathers and all.

anyways long story short i'm now thinking about what kind of arguments must have happened in the Bioscience Division before the synth gorillas were made.

[fragrant-stars]

since my parents made me and I am gay i would argue that my parents made me gay thank for coming to my TED talk

[callmewisteria]

my cat has spent the last two years trying to take these glasses off my face so i let her try them on

she looks like a little librarian

[callmewisteria]

I was today years old when I found out you can kill Benny after sex in New Vegas, and I can't stop laughing

[callmewisteria]

Deacon after getting yet another change to his appearance

[callmewisteria]

Hancock: Like this?

MacCready: No, not like that, he's not taking glamour shots.

Hancock: *makes weird noises*

MacCready: Nice of you to come in, I'm dying.

Hancock: Just blood *runs hands down his eyes*

MacCready: ...Just blood

[callmewisteria]

Arthur Maxson listened to "I'll Make A Man Out Of You" almost religiously growing up, and, though he won't admit it, every so often is heard humming to himself 'you must be swift as the coursing river with all of the strength of a great typhoon'

[callmewisteria]

the post-apocalypse husbands aren't real – maybe not to you, but as far as i'm concerned Travis Miles and Vadim Bobrov are Diamond City's power duo, married, with one of them a bartender and the other a DJ. Travis and Vadim are married, and i will take no criticism