#classic shitpost

[tower-of-hana]

Latin Teachers: Welcome to Latin class, where we hold your yaoi hostage behind millions of weird non-finite forms!

Classical Greek Teachers: Welcome to Classical Greek class, where we hold your yuri hostage behind millions of weird non-finite forms!

Classical Arabic Teachers:

Me: wait let me guess

Classical Arabic Teacher: If it's any consolation, this time they're mostly verbal nouns.

[snapewrld]

This is a message for every crackhead still up at 2:52 in the morning.

You are seen and you are heard.

[forthegrail]

Percival: Everyone you meet is fighting a battle you know nothing about. Be kind.

Lancelot: Fight everyone you meet.

[tower-of-hana]

The nice thing about Latin is that because the 3rd declension has an unmarked nominative you can easily use it for all loanwords and foreign proper nouns. Anime? Animē, animis, animī, animē, anime, anima, animum, animinibus, anima, animinibus.

[tower-of-hana]

Roman liberals be like: Salvia🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️✝️✡️ ALAB GLM ea/eius/eī/eam/eā -a/-ae/-ae/-am/-ā/-ae/-ārum/-īs/-ās/-īs/ -∅/-tis/-tī/-tem/-tī/-tes/-tium/-tibus/-tēs/-tibus -a/-ae/-ae/-am/-ā/-ae/-ārum/-īs/-a/-īs

[tower-of-hana]

Roman: Wow the 21st century is so cool.

Roman: And it's good to see that our culture is still alive and respected to this day.

Gay nerd who hasn't showered in three years: She be ave-ing on my Caesar till I morituri te salutant.

[tower-of-hana]

I'm doing some reading for an art history class and the main thing I've learned is that if the Romans were alive today Ponder Sprocket would have made seven videos on them.

[tower-of-hana]

She be si vising on my pacem until I buy menhirs