Mar 6
Amusing GC interaction today
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Amusing GC interaction today
Our D&D party is blocked by a large stone wall covered in vines. Our wizard turns to our bard.
"Aren't you a dwarf? Can't you do... rock things... to get us past this?"
"Aren't you a human? Can't you just ruin this ecosystem?"
Touché.
And I'll win that knife fight, cause I may have a spork but I know how to wield it much better than you do your little dirk.
Someone tried to say I was beneath them in a debate (after they equated climate change and bigfoot...) and that they “Got no time to have a knife fight with a guy who brings a spork”.
Next time someone asks me why I'm wearing my sunglasses inside I'll respond with, "I'm protecting my eyes from the ugly that is your face."
A Clever Response to this:
Some jerk: Fuck you...
Me: Yeah? I would too.
Mom: "Look at Jeanette...she had a major afro my junior year..."
Me: *le looks at picture* "...looks more like a captain to me"
:D Ha