What I think of your MBTI (for real this time)
This is what I think of each MBTI based on real conversations I had with them.
INTJ: INTJs are really nice and accidentally funny people, you guys look and sound tired all the time, but even you all make fun of it. Sometimes disappears, probably because thought too much and needs to recharge. The social battery ends very quickly and you have to hide sometimes. The edgelord stereotype is NOT real and you guys find it rather cringey. I'm also 80% sure you like tea.
INTP: INTPs are literally adorable. Especially INTP girls. You are always enthusiastic to talk about your interests and the infodumping is real. Sometimes observe a lot, but when comfortable you guys are really funny. Holy yap the philosophical debates with you guys are so real. I just know the NTs are NTing when you join chat and they are talking about cloning people and "is a clone a different person or is it you?" LOL. I know you guys have massive crushes on ENTJs.
ENTJ: ENTJ are super smart and LOVE researching about things, they are really honest and will tell you what they think, no holding back! But rude? Not at all. The honesty is rather genuine. They won't actually boss you around cause they won't lose their time. TE dom women are very sweet and extremely smart, I swear they don't give credit to how nice they are. Sometimes you guys are a bit slow to understand my jokes!
ENTP: The yap is real and you guys can talk about aaaaanything! You guys will come with random questions to engage with everyone in chat. Expect lots of memes! Sometimes you guys are awake at the randomest time ever sending memes in the group chat. Never miss a joke or a flirt, cause you guys are that charismatic. The debater thing only applies to reddit cause in reality you guys really don't go fighting randomly like the stereotype.
INFJ: Gosh INFJs are one of the nicest people I know. Will defend what they think are right, they just cannot stay quiet if they see injustice. The NI is insane, sometimes you guys have the "I KNEW I WAS RIGHT I TOLD YOU ALL!" moment and it's really funny. The cat lover stereotype is REAL. They look and sound very happy most of the time but they get tired quiiickly XD
INFP: I love INFPs, they are very authentic people and will do whatever the fuck they want and you can't do anything about it. They are not the puppies that people paint them to be. They will not force you to believe the same things they do but do not try to change them. That's who they are and honestly? That's so cool. I have an INFP friend that writes texts and poems for me when I do literally nothing, just exist. She says I always listen to what she has to say and she looks up to me. So really, if you love an INFP for who they are and listen to them, expect to receive gifts and memes all the time.
ENFJ: ENFJs could donate two kidneys to you if they could, not joking. They really care about their friends and they cannot handle seeing someone in a sensitive situation, they will do anything they can about it. They also talk a lot in the group chats, usually I see ENTPs and ENFJs talking the most. DO NOT mess with an ENFJ though! You are warned! XD
ENFP: ENFPs are so kind to me to the point where I feel bad that I'm not being THAT kind back to them. Really, they joke a lot and laugh at my jokes too. They love participating in the most random conversations and emphasis on participating! They are amazing listeners and they can always keep the conversation going. Amazing. I love ENFPs so so so much. They are sweethearts.
ISTJ: Chill AF. Sometimes they are online but not really talking, but yet they know EVERYTHING! If you summon them, they WILL appear! You think they aren't observing? Yes they are! Just say their name 3 times and they will appear. They are very honest and cautious and that's why they observe a lot! DEF too funny when in a group of friends. That tert FI is CRAZY, sometimes they emo out! Same with INTJs XDXDXDXD. I feel like most of them enjoy a smaller group of friends to have infinite amount of inside jokes without the overwhelming part of having infinite people to answer lol. Oh also, they remember. Everything.
ISFJ: I cannot express in words how much I adore ISFJs. When the whole WORLD gives up on you, the ISFJs WILL still believe in you. If you work hard they will be the first ones to notice and they will make sure everyone recognizes how much you work hard. If someone messes up with you or is rude with you, they will defend you no matter what. They are NOT the ones to be saved, in fact, they know very well about themselves and don't need your pity. They also hate stereotypes!
ESTJ: I don't talk much to ESTJs because they are a bit rare to find around me, however not only I am one but I LIVE with one, so I know very well about ESTJs. ESTJs take work VERY seriously but are extremely random and funny when comfortable, sometimes causing accidents like breaking things by being too random. If you know about something expect LOTS OF QUESTIONS! They are very curious. Sometimes they like testing you for fun! If an ESTJ comes randomly with a quiz, that's their way of having fun LOL. The most details an ESTJ can know about something THE BETTER!
Very introverted coded and if they don't want to talk to someone they will pretend they are dead. They get very tired easily with stupid people (most people that is). Also if you say they are Karen, they will probably play into the stereotype instead of getting mad, cause yes they can take lots of jokes.
ESFJ: The FE charm is so real. Will do everything to make you feel good. Sometimes if they feel they are doing something wrong, they will ask you for your opinion and feedback and will try to always get better. I wish I knew more ESFJs, I have one that is my aunt, and damn she knows a lot of people! Still, she prefers the calm slow life and closeness of her family. Not to say that they are super duper traditional, but if you are close to them they will definitly pamper you. Expect lots of food I'm not joking LOL
ISTP: ISTPs are chill af and they are most of the time on joke mode. They will take all jokes and will def joke about you too. EQUALLY. They will slander you and you can slander them too! The inf FE is so funny cause they DO care, a lot (same with INTPs) they are just a bit slow to notice. They love inside jokes. Sometimes they are dry accidentally and go "Oops sorry, I forgot to add the emoji", it's really funny.
ISFP: Sadly I don't know many ISFPs, but the ones I know totally get me LOL. Last one I talked to, we were both complaining about how much cuter makeup brands should be and how obsessed with flower knows we were LOL. But you guys give me very chill vibes. I think the "artist" stereotype comes not from being a literal artist but rather seeing beauty in things.
ESTP: Don't know many ESTPs BUT the ones I know are very admirable. You guys are really, really brave. Brave in a sense of if you want something YOU WILL DO IT and no one will stop you. Not afraid of taking risks and that's what I find so admirable. Not afraid to live real life. The ESTPs I know adore traveling and go eeeeverywhere! If they don't know a place you can be sure they will somehow figure out how to navigate it just by going there. They are very very charismatic.
ESFP: I know some ESFPs and they are really sweet. People say they are not online but that's cause you guys are looking in the wrong places. Discord is FULL of them lol. They def DON'T TAKE SHIT from anyone and if they think you're being rude and unfair oh they will let you know it. ESFPs I know are very transparent about what they are feeling and thinking. They are very cute too and will love you very verbally LOL. "YOU ARE SO CUUTE I LOVE YOU!" Is something I hear from ESFPs often.