#cliche asks

[robinrequiems]

This has probably already been asked, but accidental secret dating? Idk I like the idea of them not even hiding it. Like, the few times they tried to verbally come out, something happens so they just give up and let them figure it out themselves. Except they don't for an embarrassingly long time for a family of detectives, which they both find extremely funny

-🖍

CRAYON! IT HAS NOT BEEN DONE BY I! let’s do it

• honestly: Damian and jon just acted the same when they started dating

• jon had already been touchy. so if Jon was a bit extra touchy? oh well! jon had just started forehead kissing him, sometimes cheek kissing him. never on the lips bc Damian only liked it in private

• so when dick hinted to damian that he should give someone a chance and maybe they will be the one, Damian laughed.

Damian: what??

Dick: I’m just saying! it doesn’t hurt to try! even if you aren’t interested in it, jt can reaffirm it for you

Damian: but I’m already dat..

Dick, getting a phone call: oh I gotta take this, talk later, okay?

Damian: umm okay

• damian has tried to tell his brothers

• so many times, jon has tried to tell him too, it didn’t work so they just. gave up

• they didn’t really hide it, their family just didn’t pay enough attention

• they also forgot their families didn’t know when they accidentally revealed it by kissing on New Years

• jon and dames had been dating since late December of the year prior, so they had been dating for a little over a year

• their families should have realized since damian actusllt openly cared for jon and even tried to kill for jon because someone tried to hurt him

• lois and Clark didn’t expect anything. Clark should have.

• kon thought he noticed something, but Tim called him a himbo so he dropped it

• plus it’s not totally their dumb detective brains not working, they are also barely around since damian doesn’t really need to be taken care of 24/7, tims & kon out w/ YJ, dick in ‘haven, jason w/ outlaws, stephanie out trying to finish uni, cass in Hong Kong, bruce w/ uh crime? idk, lois has her job to focus on too, & Clark is busy saving the world like a loser

• it’s not that they are dumb, it’s just that they aren’t around that much to realize the changes, dick was surprised when damians wardrobe & style just completely changed

• they’re busy being heroes & living their lives, but they probably shouldn’t have brushed Damian & jon off and let them explain

[me-and-my-gaster]

hhhnnnnggg it's hard to choooose..... but you give me.. I guess the best match would be recovery fic vibes. Because you are a growing overflowing well of love and support and trying to better life slowly over time, even when bad stuff has happened. And the aura that everything is going to be ok in the end

T__T Oh my god this is so sweet tho? Yes, thank you, I’m trying.

[magnusrayne]

Kiss at the door & train station!

Kiss at the Door: When you hold hands, do you interlock fingers? Swing your arms?Definitely interlock the fingers, yes. But it depends on the mood when it comes to the arm swinging.

Train Station: Where do you want to travel?Everywhere. Europe mostly.

[robinrequiems]

"Everyone keeps on trying to set us up but we are already secretly dating" clishe as jondami

I know its kinda late but I really love this trope xjkajkajkajka

OO NO. NEVER LATE.

• damian, at 17, has never dated anyone, never danced with anyone at a gala, probably never kissed anyone. his brothers had thought he was aromatic, which was okay!

• until they asked Damian about it:

Damian: ..where would you get that idea? i.. have romantic attractions.

• yeah his brothers were like: WOW! Oh my god! but they have seen how Damian disregards everyone, ignoring everyone and everything

• he only showed feelings to his family, friends, his animals, and jon. jons a separate category, they didn’t know if they were friends/partners/ or enemies sometimes

• but with the way damian smiled with Jon? and how jon hung out with damian? it was perfect!

• kon and kara have both watched as jon declined girls and boys, and basically everyone. he’s been asked out, jons a catch, he’s a sweetheart.. than why isn’t he dating anyone? jons dated people a few years back.. that weird middle school romance with Kathy, and that one week relationship when he was 14, but then everything stopped.

• like jon just no longer tried. they have seen jon laughing at his phone, but they don’t know why. it’s that stupid smile you get when you look at someone you love.

Kon: you aren’t worried about your sons love life?

Clark: ..do you want me to be worried about your love life?

Kon: I’m not— ( oh he thinks of me as his son )

• kon just dropped it, but kara smacked his head because of it.

• but anyways, the batfamily just wanted their little brother to at least go on one date! and the supers didn’t want jon to be alone, jon would be an amazing boyfriend, they knew that

Dick: look, Damian is.. restively calmer with Jon.

Tim: fair, but what if it ruins their friendship they have?

Stephanie: easy answer! we just don’t tell them it’s a date.

• meanwhile, here damian was, laying on jons chest and reading the latest chapter of a manga he just got

Jon: kon and aunt kara have been weird.

Damian: how so?

Jon: dunno, just like.. trying to investigate me. asking me what I like in a person.. it’s weird. it’s like when you tried asking me out

Damian: I didnt try to ask you out! I did!

flashback:

Damian: jonathan- if someone.. what do you.. tolerate in a person?

Jon: what

Damian: what do you like?

Jon: chocolate

Damian: in a person idiot!

Jon: hey don’t insult me): I like people who are.. headstrong, and uhh don’t let people knock them down, but also care for others

Damian: that’s so cliche, i like a cliche idiot who I have no chance with

Jon: what?

Damian: hm?

Jon: what did you say?

Damian: I called you cliche

Jon: okay..

current:

Jon: no you didn’t

Damian: yeah I did!

Jon: you told me you liked me and then pretended like I didn’t hear??

Damian: so

Jon: that wasn’t you asking me out

Damian: I didn’t even ask you out then!

flashback;

Damian: hello.

Jon: hi, you’ve been avoiding me

Damian, throwing a chocolate box at jons head: accept my chocolate

Jon, thankfully, his powers worked and he caught it: whats this for?

Damian: you.

Jon: okay, thanks

Damian, visibly panicking: date. you. me. please ?

Jon: huh-?

Damian: oh god I can’t do this, damnit!

Jon: Damian, breathe

Damian: I can’t, I can’t even ask you out properly!

Jon: oh.. oh.. Damian, Damian, hey, look at me. quit glaring- would you go out with me?

Damian: I was supposed to ask you):

Jon: it was a team effort

present:

Jon: you didn’t ask me out period

Damian: shut up

Jon: but they’re being weird

Damian: mine are too, they asked me if I was aromatic.

Jon: pfft, you’re the biggest romantic out there though!

Damian: i am not!

Jon: with me you are

Damian: no. shut up. but they’re being weird and trying to figure out what’s going on in my life. it’s gross

Jon: pfft

• they sorta just forgot about that. they really shouldn’t have since a month past and they are all celebrating damians birthday ( dunno his birthday, i get mixed results all the time )

• damian is awoken by dick who is forcing him into an outfit. he wanted to sleep all day. he’s uoset

Dick: hey birthday boy, happy 18th, you’re an adult now!

Damian: barely, all I can really do is legally move out.

Dick: hey, hey, don’t be a downer. cmon, everyone is here

Damian: everyone? please say you didn’t throw a party

Dick: I would be a liar then, sorry, lil d, but today’s a big day, okay? I know you hate parties, but you deserve one.

Damian: tt

• and low and behold, the only one down stairs is only jon kent.. damians so confused. and he’s holding flowers. and looking like he wants to sink into the floor. oh Jesus fuckingchrist

Damian: richard-??

Dick: surprise, I’m a liar. you two, are just going to go out for a nice lunch- have fun, if anything happens, call me.

Jon: hey, d…

Damian: um.

• dick just walks away, not before kissing damians head and wishing him another happy birthday.

• even though dick would actually like to spend the day with him, he also just wants to see if Damian and jon could work, but if it doesn’t, that’s okay. all he wants is his brother to be happy. dick does end up nearly having a breakdown in the bathroom though, his Robin had grown up so much, Damian was.. a petulant child when he first got there, and now? he’s a nearly functioning adult. he’s really proud of him okat?

• and dick is having: oh shit I’m old moments. but dicks so happy with the way damian freely smiled when he saw jon, even if he was confused. the Damian from even 5 years ago wouldn’t have done that. ( sorry dick and dami family stuff snuck in )

Damian: ..why the flowers?

Jon: dick gave them to me.. said to give them to you. they knew your favorites..

Damian: huh.. oh. oh no

Jon: huh?

Damian: this is a date

Jon: it is? oh no, I would’ve dress up more-

Damian: no, it was made by.. that. oh

Damian: they set us up

Jon: for what?

Damian: a date, idiot!

Jon: oh..

Damian: damnit.

• they hid their relatiosnsho because it was easier to go out in public, they didn’t want the superhero community to keep them apart during life threatening missions either. ( during life threatening missions, a lot of couples were split up since there would be a conflict of interest and it would cause many risks if someone was constantly worrying over their loved one, you know? granted, some couples are fine, but Damian knew bruce, he knew they would be separated. Bruce also knows damij would give his life for his loved ones. Heretic was an example of that, so he definitely would, Damian knows that he has a point, but he doesn’t want jon to be alone during life threatening stuff )

• and Damian didn’t want to deal with the fact his brothers might feel a little betrayed by the fact he hid for.. 3 years now. oh yeah, they started dating at 15. Damian.. loved his family, but sometimes? they were.. overwhelming. jon was just an escape sometimes, and he didn’t want his family to know that he escapes from his family

Jon: you know.. this wouldn’t happen if we just..

Damian: shut up.

• but dami & jon went out though, they went out for lunch and had a nice time.. minus the paparazzi Damian wanted to murder.

Damian: this is why I don’t want to make us public.

Jon: will we ever be public? it’s now or never, d, i don’t wanna hide us forever.

Damian:

Damian:okay. fuck it.

• and then they kiss. break the internet temporarily. and have to find a way to tell their family.

• thays. gonna be so fun.

[robinrequiems]

OOPSIE PRETEND RELATIONSHIP tROPE :0 XD

YES. ok so the first few hcs is kinda like a mini story so enjoy that cause accidents happened there

• how Damian was in front of jon kent, kissing him was. beyond him. They weren’t in love or anything or even in like. They were just there.

• in truth, it was just convenient at the time for them to kiss, girls were chasing after jon, along with girls chasing damian, but the two locked eyes and nodded

• and that somehow ended up with the idea of them kissing for the both of them. jons hands on his waist with damians around his neck.

• they could have just went and ran off together, they both could have escaped easily, but insyead, they decided to kiss in front of the whole school. on Valentine’s Day.

• phones were taking out, high school students video taping to show the world of the damian wayne kissing a local boy. making people think they were dating. which was a complete accident, but they had headaches, damian was tired and super sleepy, and Jon’s heart was beating out of his chest, he hated letting people don’t, he hated watching their smiles fall or sadness cloud their vision… anxiety pumping in their veins as they just fell in each other and kissed. lips awkwardly moving before a comfortable pace was set.

• but it was still weird. very weird, by the end of the day, news outlets were buzzing about the youngest wayne, one of the most unsociable people the news has ever seen, kissing a random stranger.

• it was odd..

• damian and jon left school togeyher, they needed to talk. why are they weirdos who thought the first idea was to kiss in order to escape girls who wanted to confess their stupid love??!

“Why did you kiss me!”

“You kissed me back AND LEANED IN.”

“Shut up, J!”

• they didn’t mean to let the rumors keep going.. their families were confused. Damian’s father was so happy for him, clark and Lois were supportive of their son, they loved damian

• and both of them did not want to disappoint their parents. so big f in the chat

• so here damian was, sneaking into his best friends room. also a best friend he just kissed

• he wanted to crawl into a hole and die

• ( all my damians r dramatic, you all have to sit here and take it ok? )

“Sup, shirhead.”

“Hey, loser.”

“Let’s quit the small talk and get to the chase.”

“.. Dames, that was us just saying hello.”

“And now we’re small talking. Great.”

“Oh my god- Geez. So we kissed and everyone thinks we’re dating.”

“Yes.”

“What do we do?”

“I have no idea, my fathers happy, the happiest he has been in a while.”

“My parents are happy too.”

“.. I know this is a lot to ask for, you probably don’t want to even..”

“Yes.”

“Huh?”

“D, I said yeah-“

“But why?”

“Because-??? Because I did. I can’t explain it, but it just.. Feels right, okay? I’m tired of saying no to people, it makes me anxious and sad since it takes a lot of confidence to confess to someone, so yes.”

“Cool.”

“Cool.”

“Uh. Okay. Bye.”

“Aww, don’t wanna stay the night, babe?”

“Don’t push it.”

• so they played the world basically and lied to their parents and brothers. Yikes.

D: Ew, why are you touching me?

J: *has his arm around D* it’s romantic and we’re dating.

D: ugh.

J: don’t ugh me, you love it.

• damian took jon to galas

J: wait we should dance!

D: hell no

J: we gotta show off our moves

D: you have no moves

J: oh my goooooosh, don’t be a loser!

D: *gets dragged off by Jon to dance.*

J: *dances like a psychopath*

D: *smiles*

• that’s the first time damian had every smiled at a gala. the press ate it up.

• jon shared a smile of his own when he bent down to kiss damian. Damian would never tell Jon that when they kissed in the hallway was his first kiss, it would make this feel ever weirder

• or maybe realer than it actually is

• as time went on, 1 month to be exact, it felt so real. Damian began kissing jons cheek, wearing jons clothes, walking hand and hand with Jon to class. Jon began putting clothes on damian, sleeping over with damian, walking him to class, and hugging him from behind

• why was this happening? It’s all fake, they only had to do it in public, so why were they doing it in private? Why were they holding hands in private? Why were they cuddling in private? Why were they kissing in private?

• what was happening? why are they mixing fiction into reality

• and why did they both seemingly not realize

• as damian sank into bed, rolling onto jons chest and falling asleep, jon realized how happy he felt when holding damian close, how he watched damian peacefully sleep. when they slept as kids, he heard damian tossing and turning all night or watching him sleep like a corpse. he liked this.

• their stupid friend group, they told them that it was all fake.

• it was easier, ok?

• but then the little friend group had a small hangout or mini party as tai’s. they watched as jon just moved damians legs off the couch and then put them back onto his lap before grabbing a controller, or how when they watched a moving, jons head was on damians lap, the friends just shared glances, maya wanted to say something, but she chose to not, and instead kept silent

• maya was worried for Damian and Kathy & Tai for jon. but the whole group was worried for the both of them as a whole

• because it seemed like it was getting realer and realer. none of them wanted their relationship to get fractured when they decided to end this fake relationship, it was weird, they most likely didn’t need to keep this fake relationship up anymore. It’s been a month and a half, but they said they wanted to keep people away.. but still?

• do they want to do this forever until 1 of them has a crush on someone? they knew their other reasons, but..

• their friends just watched as at lunch, damian just planted himself on jons lap as jon fed him like a baby ( maya knew damian hated being treated like a baby.. ) before he pecked jons cheek and went off to debate club

Tai: Hey Jon?

Jon: yeah?

Tai: what’s up with you two?

Jon: what do you mean?

Tai: you two seem.. closer

Jon: of course we are..

Tai: no. Like closer. In private.

Jon: I don’t know what you mean

Maya: you guys act like a couple in private.

Kathy: are you guys.. yknow, actually dating?

Jon: no?

Jon: wait. are we?

• jon and damian had to talk.

• damian doesn’t know when he began having fuzzy feelings for damian or when jon had those feelings for dames, they never brought it up. they just started doing cute things in private and dates in private, movie nights in private

• after school, jon met up with damian at the gate. Like they always did since they started dating

J: Are we dating?

D: what-?

J: we act like a couple. When we don’t have to

D: uh. I don’t think so?

D: wait are we?

J: are we???

D: uh.

D: sure.

J: alright cool.

D: cool.

J: wanna go get food?

D: yeah

• with that said, damian and jon walked together hand and hand, officially boyfriends.

• but they most likely had been official boyfriends for a wild.

• but it’s extra official now:

[robinrequiems]

the “right person, wrong time” cliche has always been my favorite! it’s either completely heartbreaking or the cutest shit ever 😭

sorry in advance😔

• as they grew up together, they got close. but then jon went to the future, turning 17, 2 years older than damian who was 15.

• but it didn’t change anything for them, they were still best friendS, they did missions together and still went by as the supersons

• but then damian started liking jon, he does not know how

• it happened one day and Damian never thought it would. damian thought that he would never fall in love like this, rhat he would not have this feeling

• he loved it, the way his heart fluttered when he saw jon, the way he always went red when jon just simply brushed his hand on his shoulder

• dick said it was cute, on how Damian went on and on about jon for hours on end, his friends found it annoying

• screw them

• damian planned on telling jon, it was the perfect day,, they were eating ice cream after their patrol, he told dick he was doing this too, his brother cheered him on too

• and then it went to shit and all he felt was sadness, his heart broke, and he lost a part of himself, he was not rejected, but he wished he was, it would have been better than this

Jon & Dames: hey I have something to tell you!

Jon & Dames: oh you first

Jon & Dames: no you first!

Dames: you go first

Jon: alright fine! I got an invitation to join the legion of superheroes!

Dames: what?

Jon: yeah! They want me to be the Superman of the future!

Dames: you aren’t taking it, right?

Jon: what?

Dames: you should stay here, you shouldn’t go

Jon: what?

Dames: come on, jon. be serious here. all they want you for is your powers, just because your dads Superman, they don’t actually want you

Jon: how- how can you say that? Of course they do!

Dames: do they though?

Jon: I can’t believe you! Why aren’t you happy for me?

Dames: should I be?

Jon: yes!

Dames: oh

Jon: I’m taking it, I can’t believe you. I can’t believe my best friend doesn’t believe in me.. I believed in you for so long.. and you do this to me? I..

Dames: where are you going?

Jon: I can’t be around you right now, I’m sorry. I gotta go home

Dames: but I-

Jon: no.

• jon didn’t listen to damian or let him say what he wanted to say

• damian doesn’t think he would have said it anyways, it was stupid of him to even think that would happen

• there was a party for jons send off, damian went. but didn’t bother to talk to jon abd instead disappeared. he found it that it was easier to disappear into the shadows, it’s what he’s good at anyways

• he’s always been good at it, he can go days with disappearing too, just disappearing without a trace with perfected ease, even going and hiding from the great batman

• jon saw damian, but his heart hurt, the way damian said everything during their fight, how his facial expression, like it didn’t matter. it mattered to jon

• why didn’t it matter to his best friend?

• jon thought damian would have been happy for him, but he wasn’t

• he felt like he lost a friend, his parents were supportive, as were his other friends

—

kathy speaking to damian after jon leaves:

“Why the hell did you do that, asshole?”

“I’m an asshole, obviously.”

“Quit using anger to cover your emotions, I’m an empath, dumbass.”

“Oh.”

“Yeah. Oh. Why did you do that?”

“None of your business.”

“I’m also a telepath.”

“Go inside my head, I dare you. You won’t find anything, all you’ll get is a headache.”

“Damian, I’m asking this as a friend—“

“We aren’t friends.”

“Whatever. You care for jon, why did you push him away?”

“I.. it was easier.”

“Easier?.. You—“

“Don’t say it.”

“I’m sorry.”

• he hated when people pitied him, he didn’t need it. so he just got up and left

• damian then disappeared. only leaving a few notes behind.

• Richard,

I have unfinished business I must take care of. Don’t look for me, you won’t find me. I will come back once I complete everything. I’m okay, I promise, but I need to get away right now. I love you, just tell father one thing, because I’m petty ( your words, not mine ) and won’t write him a note. Fuck you.

• Jon,

I’m sorry. For saying that they didn’t want you. They clearly did since they sent you an invitation. They don’t just send anyone that, I hope you get this before I return, but who the hell knows anymore? Maybe you will read this to me when I return. Richard is to give this to you if you do come looking for me when you end up coming back to the present.

I wanted to tell you something, I should have gone first, maybe it would have influenced your decision. Maybe you would have stayed. Stayed for me. I like you. That was why I insulted you, I thought that maybe you would have blown up back, it was easier for me. You always just laughed when I used anger as a wall to separate my emotions from everyone else. But you didn’t realize it then since I’m an asshole.

I liked you. A lot. I was planning on telling you, but I didn’t. It wasn’t the right time. I think it was stupid of me to bother, but right now— at least the time I’m writing this, I’m going somewhere. I have something I need to do, things I need to wrap up. Sins to atone for. And league’s to destroy. See you soon, Sundance.

• ric never happened, and alfred is still alive, he told his goodbye to alfred in person because he went and found his mother. Lazarous tournament; weird as hell, huh? And went to destroy it. He was also on a mission to destroy all the lazarous pit.

• sorry grandpa 😘

[robinrequiems]

I don't think it classifies as an au but what about the "oh no! there's only one bed" trope?

OO. yes i like that trope, let’s do it

• they were on a school trip. going off to a remote cabin hotel during the winter.

• jon and Damian paired up, because Damian didn’t like any1 else there, and jon enjoyed the time with damian

• they barely got to hang out anymore due to school starting up

• so this was their chance

• but their room screwed up and there’s only 1 bed. a queen bed, but still

• and there were no other rooms to exchange with

• so now they were just awkwardly sitting on the bed

“It’s a big bed, we won’t have to touch anyways. It’ll be all good!”

“You sleep cuddle, I have watched it happen.”

“I won’t!”

“A lie.”

• and to make matters worse, jon really was a sleep cuddled AND was big. He practically dwarfed Damian sometimes.

• he has laid across damians lap when he was being dramatic, and he’s heavy as fuck. he was tall, and had nice shoulders. that had gotten really nicely as he grew up.

• now is not the time to talk about jons shoulders though..

“C’mon D, where else where you sleep?”

“The floor.”

“Ugh no. I’ll take the floor.”

“No.”

“Why can’t we just share?”

“Because.” Because Damian is awkward.

“You’re dramatic.” Damian is very dramatic.

• after they got changed into ski wear to go skiing at the snowy slopes, they went out and had a great day. jon got him a bagel. Damian likes bagels

• but after that day, he was tired. and cold. jon loves it though, but he didn’t stay around damian the whole time since damian went off and did other things

• they had sled dogs. Damian wasn’t sure if he liked it or not, he heard some sad stories of what they did to sled dogs. He made it a note in his mind to go dig deep into this company to make sure the animals were not abused

• but they also had a dog who was in the medical area. the dog looked happy, damian had gone to the area to get away, he found an older woman with a sweet smile

“Hi, Honey.” Her voice was nice, calming even.

“Hello.”

“It seems like Sugarcane likes you.”

“Yeah.”

“You’re welcome to stay in here with her, I can see you are tense and anxious.” How did she know? Not like his shoulders were tense or he was just fidgeting around or anything.

“Is she.. a service dog?”

“Yes actually, she was trained to become a service dog in order to help patients here, we know some kids get anxious or hurt during these trips so we got her certified in order for her to help them.”

“She works well. I have one at home. A emotional support dog.”

“What breed?”

• damian had a long conversation with her. She reminded him of Alred and Ma Kent

• he bid the woman, Miss Falls a farewell before he went to the mess hall for dinner. Jon saved him a seat. Because of course, but he was with his friends. Damian felt awkward

• jons friends were. active, you know? they weren’t bad or anything ( except like 2 of them ), but they were loud and sociable.

• but Damian sat down because he didn’t want to say no to jons puppy dog eyes

“Where’d you go? I didn’t see you a lot today.”

“I was at the nurse area.”

“Why? Did you get hurt? Are you okay?”

“I’m fine, J.”

“Than why—“

“Eat your food and quit bugging me.”

• jon didn’t try to bother him for the rest of the meal, only sending concerned looks.. because.. because it’s jon. of course he would

• damian wasn’t very hungry. he didn’t like being far from home. this was too far. this might have been one of the roots of his anxiety he felt. he was forced to go to this lame thing

• but damian just held a stoic face as he lazily poked at his food and ate a bit of it for an appropriate time

“Want the rest?” Dami normally gave jon the rest of his food

“You barely ate..”

“Home sickness, want it or not?”

“Yeah okay.” Jon looked at Damian, basically saying they will talk about feelings later. Gross.

But before damian could leave, jon kissed his head. What the fuck

• damian may or may not have used all the hot water, but jon didn’t say a thing, because it’s Jon and he’s a sweetheart

“You’ll be cold sleeping down there.”

“I’ll be fine.”

“You run cold, D.”

• damian, stubbornly shook his head and laid on the floor.

• but in the middle of the night, ended up going onto the bed and cuddled into jon. Oh the irony. Jon was asleep on his back, damian had a arm thrown over him with his head on his chest

• guess damian was the cuddled all along

• but jon was warm, it was nice

• damian slept without a nightmare. that was nice

“D? Wakey wakey. We gotta eat.”

“Mmmm.. not.. hungry, sleep- I’m sleeping”

“You gotta eat, and you gotta come down”

• damian did hiss. but he got up, did all the things he needed to do ( brush teeth, changed, etc ) and went down with Jon for breakfast

“You know, you cuddled me”

“Shut your mouth before you lose it.”

“It was nice, do it again”

“Never.”

• he did it again that night

• on the third day, they had to stay in due to the fact it was too cold and there was a blizzard

• which was fine. Damian mainly stayed in the room before jon dragged him out to go play cards

• damian, won. surprising jons dumb friends, but not dumb

“Your poker face is shit, Jon”

“It is not!”

“You get it from your dad”

“This is like playing with my mon all over again. But worse since it’s with the guy I like—“

“Huh”

Random from: “oh shit” “did he really confess like that?” “Oh jonnyboy get it”

“NoTHING!”

“I like you too.”

• but damian just got up and quickly tried to walk away before jon went and grabbed him , pulling him close and kissing him

“Romantic sap.”

“Your romantic sap.”

“Let’s get back to our room to cuddle.”

“Oh, now whose the one who always cuddles now?”

“Be quiet.”

[robinrequiems]

I cant help but ask for gender bend jondami as another clishe :/

I know ur packed wt asks so you can take as much time you want for it uwu IDK why I love clishes so much aaa

angry short lesbian and tall happy lesbian:

• mmm crop top damian wayne

• dami ( it can b a feminine / gender neutral same so yay ) wayne; Robin. Josette ( or josie 4 short ) kent; supergirl

• jason at one point shouted: LETS GO LESBIANS! when dami and josie were just walking peacefully

• but yk, it had to get ruined

• harley & ivy cheered them on when they were getting handcuffed and taken back to Arkham

Harley: remember when we were that little?

Ivy: I didn’t know you when you were that little, harley

• when they started dating, it was very much a huge shock. their styles are way different. and they just.. don’t seem compatible with the way they argue like little kids even at 16

• fem dami so wears a suit to galas, she says f gender norms, she rarely wears skirts

• but fem jon wears skirts cause she likes how flow-y it is

• dami wears a lot of josies crops and sweater, mainly bc she likes how big it is on her ‘cause tall icon josie

• josie looks like a sweet, innocent country girl pls

• AAAA genderbent au with cheerleader josie and loner dami rambles? yuh

• josie was apart of the beloved cheerleading team, flipping around and soaring through the sky like she was flying ( which she did on a frequent, but she loved this )

• dami actually taught her how to flip and do a lot of other cheer moves, dami normally sits in on practices to help jon go through it on her own

Josie: why don’t you join cheer?

Dami: ew. don’t disrespect me like that

• dami barely has her hair down, it’s normally up in a bun, braid, ponytail, etc, but with a few strands down her face

• josie is still a farm girl, rough hands, even though she likes skirts and all that, she does wear a lot of overalls and jeans

• I know that supergirl kara wears a skirt… but. no. josie still wears the superboy get up w/ the ripped jeans, sweatshirt, & red shoes ( but her hairs up in a ponytail or pigtails ). dami wears the exact same uniform

• dami normally keeps her hair short, longest is a little past her shoulders, she just doesn’t vibe with long hair, josie does whatever josie wants, if she wants to have hair long, she does, but sometimes she chops a lot of it off just for fun

• they put makeup on each other sometimes, just playing around with it, Dami taught josie how to apply makeup and got her everything she needed ( foundation, concealer, bronzer, blahblh blah )

• dami wears a lot of knee high boots, combat boots, & canvas shoes to draw on

• josie wears the same red shoes everyday until they break or get ruined ( lois hates this )

• dami.. accessorizes.. a l ot. she has a whole jewelry box full of it, she wears anklets

• josie loses earrings, she doesn’t bother w/ jewelry

• stephanie and cass are the ones who have to handle Dami’s “girl” problems because Bruce has no idea what to do, and talia was busy being a badass

• fishnets under jeans dami!!!!!!!! Dami is pretty.. reserved? with the way she dresses, buut there are days where she just feels hella confident and wears whatever she wants

• dami was given a lot of marthas old jewelry from bruce:))))

• when dami has hair down; there are beanies involved:))

• MMMM SOFT GIRL AESTHTIC JOSIE AND EGIRL AESTHETIC DAMI 👀

• sometimes the two have a complete style swap and dami just wears a lot of bright colors while josie goes dark-ish

• dami likes having a lot of blush on her cheeks, idk, oo and cat eyeliner. she likes looking sassy

• josie barely does makeup, she doesn’t break out ‘cause life is here to make dami even more gayer for her

Josie: ooooh! you look so cute in my headband! im gonna get you one

• josie has dami try on her own clothes and things like headbands ( only thing she manages to not lose.. ) and then if they look good, whcih they normally do, she gets one for dami

• dami wears them when she hasn’t seen josie, she likes rhe headbands, but she does not want to show that josie is right ):<<<

Dami: father, richard, person whose name I forgot, dead one, female dead one, ballerina, and lighthouse, I have an announcement.

Bruce, sighing: go on

Dami: im pregnant

Bruce: i- im - so - sorry? what?

Dami: kidding, i have come to terms that I can no longer say “no home” to Josie since it is fully homo. I am also spending the night with her in 2 days. that’s all. continue your meal.

Dick: ?? Congratulations?

Jason: that’s one way to come out

Stephanie: you get i— wait am i female dead one??

Duke: ‘least you aren’t lighthouse

Tim: at least he remembered you ????