#clockedt

[baddingtonbitch]

this was embarrassing at the time but it’s really funny to me now, a few years ago i was in line for a club and got to talking w these girls because we were all pretty tipsy and one of them had just gotten her lips done and she was like yeah it was my first time but i’m not afraid of needles i get botox all the time and i was like so do i and she said i know. gjdfhgk

[queen-janelle-pierzina]

Janelle about David: It’s like I’m playing with the Twilight Zone

[curious-whispers]

HOT TAKE: SEX POSITIVITY

https://soundcloud.com/tentacle-ent/hot-take-sex-positivity

[missspecter]

Another lethal drag under Mrs Patton’s belt

[tarrueche]

"How she get the plans" "You know she Russian right" 💀💀💀💀💀💀

[rogers-davonne]

dani is actually so butthurt i cant help but laugh

[lids-flutter-open]

my new coworker is trying to be friends with me and today asked me if I talked to my mom on mothers day and then was like "are your parents, sorry , I'm asking personal questions, cool?" and I was like yea lol kinda , they r parents And coworker was like "no cool With You" and I was like lmao yea they think I'm a nerd and are worried about me getting a job with my history major And then coworker was like "no cool with Your Lifestyle"

[boakwon]

That new ksoo photoshoot....