#cloey talks ck

[thomas-the-goat-of-satan]

imagine your first queer crush being Terry Silver in the eighties. that happened to my good friend, Daniel LaRusso.

[thomas-the-goat-of-satan]

so how bout that silverusso huh?

y'know, we've kinda been working with like, acres and acres of dry fields and dead bodies for several years now, but what does that matter in the fact of relentless optimism!!

[thomas-the-goat-of-satan]

there Is something a little hilarious about the wishy washy approach that Cobra Kai tries to take regarding Sam and Tory's fighting capabilities, because like. Sam is Obviously the better fighter. "oh, well we don't actually know who the better fighter is-" no, yes you DO. it's SAM!! lmfao!!!!

[thomas-the-goat-of-satan]

Johnny Lawrence being the world's worst ex-boyfriend is a legacy that will bleed into every future Karate Kid installment until we all perish and burn.

[thomas-the-goat-of-satan]

Sam and Tory should kill each other and then kiss, in that order, and with immense enthusiasm.

[thomas-the-goat-of-satan]

yeah yeah yeah. Kyler is cool with Miguel, Hawk, and Demetri now. but like. Sam never got to beat the shit out of him the way that she should have. so like. what is even the point of it all.

[thomas-the-goat-of-satan]

Robby Keene should've committed patricide. it would've been an underreaction.

[thomas-the-goat-of-satan]

Carmen Diaz. abortion. abortion abortion ABORTION.