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[quagmatv]

Petition to make Allied Mastercomputer the next tumblr sexyman. He fits the mold, you all know I'm right! He may be a planet spanning entity of wires, printed circuits, and hate, but you know I'm right! He doesn't even need twinkification for this, just a tumblr sexyman, right out of the package! He's a misunderstood bad guy with issues with a love/hate relationship direcred at the protagonist, what more do you want? He's perfect for the job!

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Lol at all the transphobes denying "they/them" in singular form exists and immediately using "they/them" in singular form in the next sentence. Gets 'em every time!

[quagmatv]

Today's gender is Exactly Seven Angry Opossums Wearing a Trenchcoat

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I'm addicted to Frog.

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Me, comfused: why is the air screaming

Me, a second later: oh yeah. Tinnitus.

[quagmatv]

Today's gender: octopus skeleton

Welcome home, stupid idiot that I love so much and your weird biologically improbable bones.

[quagmatv]

I sure do enjoy abusing the heck out of my [tumblr] access. Posting random thoughts, stealing jokes, and the occasional fart. Making posts past midnight, watering the gremlins, and eating trash. Yessirree I sure do love posting on [tumblr]. Or maybe I'm an octopus wearing a poorly made human skin suit, pretending to be competent. We may never know the truth.

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I am once again expressing my extreme discomfort at having my legs imprisonment by the confinement that is pants. And yet, I cannot stand having my legs seen or out either. Truly this world is a cruel place.