#coasterposting

[tacoma-narrows]

Baby, I'm Ready to Go!

New guy alert !! This is Rollback!! :D

He’s part of the Coastaurs open species by @darkxwolf17! I'm usually neither here nor there abt taur characters but like, c'mon I couldn't pass these guys up lol. His design is based on the original Top Thrill Dragster at Cedar Point prior to its conversion into Top Thrill 2. Dragster is my overall third favorite coaster and one of the most sentimental to me, plus it had such a cool theme that lends itself very well to this guy :3

I don’t have a ton of personality mapped out yet, but here’s what I do have: He’s very fast (as the original ride hit 120 mph lol) and is also super competitive and loves to race. With that, he’s also good friends with Tarmac hehe. He can attach seats to his back so others can ride along and is also one of my tallest non WoF OCs, also only behind Tarmac :3 (See for yourself on my newly updated OC height chart lol) And also his theme song is Ready to Go by Republica bc that was Dragster's station music <3

Lmk what you guys think of him! I rlly love how the design came out haha. And again, check out Coastaurs on Toyhouse if u wanna make one of ur own! :D

Full ref n stuff below the cut :3

Here's his ref plus the icon similar to the ones I have for all my other OCs, also pretty happy with how these came out :3

Also him on Toyhouse if u want hehe

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[r4cc00n-r0llb4ck]

They should let me into the restricted area of the park for just a little bit so I can chew on the track. I don't care which park. I don't care which coaster. I just want to chew on the track for like... 60 seconds and then I can be normal again

[multi-fandomdisaster]

BEAST DAY UPDATE COURTESY OF MY MOM HAVING FACEBOOK!!!

THE BEAST SAYS WE HAVE AN EARLY SPRING!!!

(Previous "Beast Day" predictions and tradition context under the cut)

For a bit of context, the "Beast Day" tradition is a play on the "groundhog day" tradition, where on February 2nd every year, instead of a groundhog, it's The Beast seeing or not seeing its shadow in order to predict a "longer winter" or an "early spring". The tradition was started at Kings Island in 2008, and Kings Island has had The Beast predicting the next 6 weeks of weather ever since!

And here's the past predictions (plus this year's!):

2008 - Early Spring

2009 - Longer Winter

2010 - Early Spring

2011 - Early Spring

2012 - Longer Winter

2013 - Early Spring

2014 - Longer Winter

2015 - Longer Winter

2016 - Early Spring

2017 - Early Spring

2018 - Early Spring

2019 - Early Spring

2020 - Early Spring

2021 - Longer Winter

2022 - Early Spring

2023 - Longer Winter

2024 - Early Spring

2025 - Early Spring

2026 - Early Spring

(Edit: here's the video that's shown on the post. It can be found on Kings Island's YouTube account on YouTube Shorts -> youtube.com/shorts/tLp88Y4RGMc?si=YrtuYfCn9r7O-Zmt)

[frappucinhoe]

have you considered that being too obese for rollercoasters should probably be a wakeup call?

have you considered kicking a brick wall with your bare fucking feet and then sticking your gnarled broken toes directly into the path of an oncoming train? fucking moron. actual piece of shit idiot. there's the obvious "most people aren't obese by choice" argument that I could make- because SOME OF US have significant endocrine issues that cause uncontrollable weight gain even in the throes of disordered eating, but then there's the DO YOU KNOW WHO THE FUCK YOU'RE TALKING TO argument I could make. Because actually, YES. I HAVE considered that being too obese for rollercoasters could be a wakeup call. IN FACT, BEING TOO OBESE FOR ROLLERCOASTERS WAS MY WAKEUP CALL. this is me too fat to ride in the modified seating of a B&M- The Hulk, to be specific, but B&Ms in general are LARGELY known for being the most plus-sized friendly coasters. In fact, at this weight, I was too fat for some dark rides, believe it or not!

and this is me after losing over 100lbs and riding Iron Gwazi, well known for being EXTREMELY difficult to fit! (RMC when I catch you RMC)

I MEASURED MY WEIGHT LOSS WITH ROLLERCOASTERS, DIPSHIT.

and DESPITE being over 100lbs down I am STILL plus sized, and given my body proportions I could probably lose another 60lbs and still not fit on some coasters!! I have WIDE ass hips, WIDE ass shoulders, and MUSCULAR ASS LEGS. Some people are too tall for coasters! some skinny women still can't ride things with OTS restraints because their breasts are too big! some men can't ride lap/calf bar coasters because their legs are too strong! some women have hips that are too broad for the seatbelts on GCIs and RMCs. some super fat people have the exact right proportions that despite being twice my weight they fit on rides that I don't! TEST SEATS AREN'T ONLY FOR FAT PEOPLE. TEST SEATS ARE FOR EVERYONE. TEST SEATS MAKE THE THEME PARK EXPERIENCE BETTER FOR EVERYONE. TEST SEATS MAKE DISPATCH FASTER. TEST SEATS SELL MERCH. TEST SEATS SAVE TEARS AND MAKE WAIT TIMES SHORTER. TEST SEATS HELP EVERYONE, INCLUDING SNOT NOSED ELITIST THOOSIE RATS LIKE YOU. ESPECIALLY ON WEIRD ASS COASTERS LIKE GOLD STRIKER THAT FOR SOME REASON HAVE EXTREMELY LONG SEATBELTS AND THE WORLD'S MOST RESTRICTIVE LAP BAR.

[rice-w0lf]

Yeah nice try Ministry of Joy

[kudos-si-do]

Maverick, Cedar Point — Sandusky, Ohio

[boywholikebugs]

Perler bead coasters

[katzeontour]

The news of Euro-Mir closing for good at the end of 2026 has made its way onto my non-thoosie main blog dashboard and I genuinely feel so sorry for everyone crashing out like

because that was me approximately a year ago when the 'rumours' first started circulating. 🥹