#cod rodolfo

[codnasties]

cod 🍆 headcanons 🦌🤠🇷🇺🗡(🌽 link)

rudy 🦌

rudy has a cock that is thick, like can kind of thick. it's slightly longer than the average dick, but it's really the thickness what comands attention to it. the kind of cock that stretches you out nicely and it feels so good just from him putting it in. just his tip is enough to make you feel full because of that thickness. he's another uncut king, if you ask me.

his balls are also quite full and round, sturdy pair that make loud noises against your skin whenever he's fucking you. they also hang pretty high up. when it comes to cum, he shoots a decent amount but it's always that runny king of cum. perfect to make a big mess. he also strikes me as the kind of man to be fully shaved, no reason other than just because. it's very rare to see him unshaven, but when he feels like letting it grow he has a good bush to burry your nose in.

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alejandro 🤠

alejandro has one hell of a leaky cock. the second he gets a boner he starts dripping precum immediately, sometimes even before he gets hard, so it's just messy. and i just know it's heavy, hanging between his legs because of it's on weight. so much that it can't stand tall, no matter how hard he is, it simply dangles and swings down there. however, he isn't necesarily thick or long. is it even a question that this man is uncut? shouldn't be.

when i tell you this man cums fucking gallons i mean it. there is just so much of it. and it's so fucking thick, it doesn't really shoot out in ropes, more like it comes out in heavy drops, oozing. always making one hell of a thick sloppy mess. and obviously some full balls, complimenting his cock. he is my hairy king. same way he doesn't keep his beard need, neither does he keep his bush.

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nikolai 🇷🇺

one thing about nikolai's dick: hairy af, just like him. it would be blasphemous if this man thought about getting rid of the hair down there. has never even shaved it or trimmed it, one natural full bush. not even trimming it. he might be a bit on the shorter side, but he makes up for it by being ticker than average. the perfect size, if you ask me. obviously uncut.

he doesn't really cum a lot in cuantity - the old age - but he can definitely shoot quite far and it's definitely a thick gooey consistency. he also has some amazing bouncy and full balls. you can't cup both of them at the same time because one almost fills up your entire hand. they just slap against your ass when he fucks you hard. and they always look impossibly full and ready to burst.

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konig 🗡

the best and most fitting way of describing konig's dick is thick. almost terrifyingly so, like that's a whole fucking monster cock right there. it might be intimidating to take it at first - and it will take some work - but once it's inside no other cock will ever feel as good as his. it's so huge and swollen and heavy that if you get slapped by it, you will get knocked out. like this man carries around a whole third leg.

konig is quite pale and so it's his cock, so it's very noticeable that it flushes a deep shade of red, especially the tip. hevaily contrasting with his light skintone. he's a whole leaker, dripping continuously as it bobs and twitches, calling for you to touch it. it's quite obvious that it's uncut. i feel like he doesn't shave, but he does sometimes trim that pretty curly ginger bush of his - yes, i'm pushing the ginger konig agenda -.also a massive set of testicles to match the girth of his insane shaft.

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Found Family With TF141 | "Día de los Muertos" (Day of the Dead)

TF141 x Young!Reader + Alejandro & Rodolfo

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Price had been the one to approve it, a short visit to Las Almas. Alejandro and Rodolfo had invited the 141 to join their families for Día de los Muertos.

Soap stood near the ofrenda, staring curiously at the framed photos surrounded by flowers and candles. “So… this is for the dead, aye?”

Alejandro nodded, arranging a few last petals with quiet respect. “Sí. We celebrate them, not mourn them. They come back to visit tonight.”

“Creepy,” Soap muttered until Rodolfo smirked.

“They’d say the same about you, brujo loco.”

Gaz laughed, and even Ghost’s shoulders shook faintly under his hoodie.

You, meanwhile, were sitting cross-legged on the floor, watching as a family placed tamales and sweet bread on a low altar. Your little face scrunched with concentration.

“What’re they doing?” you asked.

Alejandro crouched beside you, smiling gently. “They’re giving food to their loved ones, Y/n.”

You blinked. “They can eat?”

“Not like us,” he said, tapping your nose lightly. “It’s more like… remembering. We feed their spirit.”

You nodded, eyes wide. Then you pointed to the small sugar skulls on the table. “Can I eat that one?”

Rodolfo chuckled from across the room. “Not that one, cariño. That one’s for my abuela.”

Soap leaned down with a grin. “But this one,” he said, sneaking one off the side, “looks like it’s for me.”

Price immediately shot him a warning look. “MacTavish.”

“What? I’m rememberin’ my sweet tooth!”

Ghost muttered, “You’ll be rememberin’ your dentist soon.”

The laughter was easy, light blending perfectly with the hum of voices, the clinking of candles, the distant echo of mariachis. You clung to Price’s pant leg as you watched everything, quiet but fascinated.

When Alejandro brought out a tray of pan de muerto, the warm, sweet scent made your eyes go wide. “You like?” he asked, offering you the first piece.

You took it with both hands and nodded eagerly, mouth already full. “Mmh!”

“That means yes,” Gaz translated dryly, earning a snort from Soap.

Later, when the candles had been lit and the sun dipped behind the hills, Alejandro came back with a small flower crown made of marigolds. He placed it gently on your head.

“There,” he said, smiling softly. “Now you look like one of us.”

You giggled, spinning a little so your cape flared. “Do I get to call you Uncle now?”

Alejandro blinked surprised at first, then his expression softened completely. “Claro que sí, pequeña. Uncle Alejandro.”

You turned immediately toward Rodolfo, holding up your arms. “Then you’re Uncle Roddy!”

Rodolfo melted instantly. “Ah, mi corazón, you can call me whatever you like.” He picked you up easily, resting you on his hip. “But only if you promise to eat all your dinner first.”

Soap whispered to Gaz, “Y/n got them wrapped ‘round er' wee finger already.”

Gaz grinned. “Just like what they have done to all of us.”

Ghost was standing a little apart from the group, arms crossed, gaze flicking between the candles and the photographs. He didn’t say much, but when you reached out to him from Rodolfo’s arms, he stepped closer.

You placed one of the marigold petals in his gloved hand. “For your family too,” you said simply.

For a long moment, Ghost said nothing. Then, quietly, “Thank you, kid.”

As the night went on, music rose, people danced, and laughter mingled with the flickering light of a hundred candles. You sat between Alejandro and Rodolfo, sleep slowly pulling at your eyes while Jackov wearing a tiny sombrero someone had gifted him laid curled at your feet.

Price looked at the scene and exhaled, the corner of his mouth softening.

Soap leaned toward him, whispering, “Aye, Cap… not a bad family reunion, eh?”

Price’s voice was quiet but sure. “Best kind there is.”

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"Bring the kid to the bar" | "Resting face" | "Name the dog" | "Trick or Treat!" | "Kindness turned to disappointment" |

[gothicflowers]

Anon: Which COD man do you think eats pussy just to relax you? Like if you had a shit day, they don’t care about their needs they just get on their knees?

anon, I love you. And there are three characters that come to mind.

ALEX KELLER JOHN PRICE RUDY PARRA

He made it home first. You didn’t have time to hang your coat before he had you pressed against the wall in a heated kiss. Hands roaming all over.

“I missed you today, work has horrible” you whined to him as he made his way down kissing your neck. A soft sigh left your tired lips. He picks you up, hands on your ass underneath your skirt carrying you to the bedroom.

“Oh I could tell from your messages” he mumbled as his lips attacked your chest. Sucking little love bites into you.

“I want you so bad but I’m exhausted” you replied as he sat you onto the bed. Eyes desperate for him as you slowly blink tiredly.

He smirks “Oh baby, I’m not expecting anything from you. Now lay back, relax and keep those pretty legs open for me” his rough hands pull you in closer to him as his tongue drags through your soaked folds.

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[ronnydeniro]

an AleRudy piece for the upcoming pride month!

[adorrrin]

rodolfo 'rudy' parra hcs !!

because he's been stuck in my head lately. rudy come home the kids miss u.

divider from v6gue

no matter how busy his job makes him; he takes you out at least once a month. like a full on, flashy dinner date and then stargazing afterwards, a movie when you get home. 

actually loves cooking. you often come home to the comforting smell of homemade food, candlelit lighting, and maybe some calm music playing, while Rudy stands over a stove, making one of his delicious, traditional meals. he’s an excellent cook.

if you have a habit of falling asleep before even changing into pyjamas etc. he does it for you. he’ll carry you to bed, change you into one of his shirts, comb through your hair and if you’re wearing makeup; he’ll gently clean it off. 

whenever he comes back from deployment, he’s a little extra clingy. he hugs you tightly and close, burying his face in your neck, just basking in your scent; enjoying being surrounded by you and your love. 

always kisses you like it’s the first kiss you two share. it’s filled with intensity, passion, and most of all, love. his hands cup your cheeks, as he gently leads the kiss. 

a real gentleman. in bed, he sleeps closer to the edge so you have more room. when you’re out walking, he always makes sure hes on the side of the sidewalk thats closer to the road. opens dooes for you, everything. if he had it his way, you wouldn’t need to do anything for yourself. 

from the beginning of your relationship, he was always firm and forward about what he wants. he wanted you to know that he is serious about you, and that he was in it for the long run, if you were.

you’ve heard stories of how he’s a tough and scary man in the field; but it’s always so hard to believe them, when he’s such a sweet person around you. you’ve never ended up seeing that side of him– he makes sure of it. 

definitely feels bad for stray animals. more than once has he come home with a stray animal. yeah, he’s a stonecold military man, but he could never turn his back on an animal, for sure.

div from v6gue

he's so skrunkly i cant anymore

[shadow0-1]

Breeze

[notashrew]

Los Vaqueros just going through that ProZD sketch with Alejandro and Rodolfo

*Alejandro and Rudy discussing about mission plans*

Vaquero 1: Oh they fuckin'

Vaquero 2: What the... They're just talking to each other?

*Them training together*

Vaquero 1: Oh they fuckin', look at them sparks!

Vaquero 2: They're just- They're just doing the basic training?

Alejandro: Rudy, there's no-one I trust more than you, cabrón

Rodolfo: You're very important person to me, pendejo

Vaquero 2: OH THEY FUCKIN'

Vaquero 1: OH THEY FUCKIN'