#coffinbones

[igatherthedead]

Mossy belts with #CoffinBones (a.k.a. deer hoof bones) 💀🌿 will be available in the next shop update. . . I will have more sizes available soon! . . Shop update on February 15th - preview up now at www.igatherthedead.com . . . . . . https://www.instagram.com/p/CZ7EP-cJ1Ii/?utm_medium=tumblr

[decanusdeadsea-blog]

Dead Sea + Coffin Bones. Non-romantic! Just--annoying him all the time. Every day.

The relationship is my: I LOVE THIS IDEA I just picture this art you drew as their general interactions most days.

I consider this relationships feelings: Mutual | Mixed | Strange | Awkward | Platonic | Sibling-like | One-sided | They don’t really like each other | Dead Sea has lost control of his life

I’d consider the relationship: Healthy | Awkward | Abusive | Doesn’t work properly | They’d never get together | FUNNY AS HELL

General Opinion: i love the idea of coffin annoying the shit out of dead. he’s such a grumpy misery guts who hates fun and children.  i can see him waking up one morning all:“ah morning-”“HELLO MISTAH”“oh for fucks sake.”

[decanusdomitius]

What do they call you legion butth again? Like thpecifically your type? Decafe? Decadeth? Dodecahedron?

"Decanus. My forma rank in the Legion is known as Decanus..."

[ghoulifiedheart]

(( I don't know much about tom but I want to. Desperately. A vigilante ghoul?! Who has horrible relationship skills? Please and thank you!))

[gautierthegreat]

((I love how hard it is for Gautier to be a Samaritan. His survival instincts are so well developed and I love seeing him struggle))

[coffinbones]

Ok. Tho I’m gonna hafta rob ya. I need thoth capth

[better-run-rabbit-run]

*Tess stares at the kid incredulously, then turns her head to look at the large dog at her side, then glances at the rifle hanging from her shoulder, and back to the child again.*

Kid, d’you know what a Khan is?

[coffinbones]

Yeah. I’m a fiend. Courth I know what a Khan ith. Do you know what a blow job ith?

Cuth I know that too, which maketh me the adult and tho I get to rob you.

[better-run-rabbit-run]

*Tess just stares at her again, eyebrows raised.*

...right, okay. That ain't how it works but whatever. If you know I'm a Khan, kid, you know I'm a tough motherfucker, yeah? And I ain't gonna let no scrawny lil' nothin' steal shit from me. I don't wanna hurt a kid but if I gotta, I will.

[robotsandsodapop]

coffinbones said:….Eheheh….Dweet you’re thuper f un to fuck with. You’re my friend now. *pats knee* jutht give thome thought to that baby.

OH SHUT UP WOU- friend? :Y Oh, yeah. Ok, friends!!

[better-run-rabbit-run]

Hey! You got any capth?!

...maybe. What's it ta you, pipsqueak?